>> "The answer followed by jumping from here! 5:30 am!
And then I'm a little insufficient with the props.. ^_^"

The Question!!! to
A fucking question!! to

How much can?! to

A resident of Mogilev bought a ticket to the Warsaw Opera, received a visa for the purposes of "culture", went to the show, and after... bought a Scania truck for 136 thousand. The Euro. Having seen him driving a fur, the border guards considered that the purpose of the visit did not correspond to the specified. The trial ended with a fine of 20,000. The zloty.

Picture with oil: I, such a whole lady, go to lunch at the buffet, carrying a triangular box with a strawberry milk cocktail in my hands. I pass by the smoker, from there comes out one of the managers, a revived girl's dream with a disgusting dirty character, pulls out a box from me, reads and begins to jump around me with screams * far, far, on the lawn is pasture KO...?* I stand behind this case watching, in the third round I pick up my cocktail from him and report - * ZEL.From a smoking explosion, the manager runs his jaw together with a good mood, I with a sense of duty I go to the buffet. The curtain.

A friend told me:
He bought somewhat mushrooms of the same, prepared and quickly fled somewhere from the house, returned, and my mother came home, watched my mother sleeps, half of the mushrooms are not, and in the kitchen, on the table, there are 2 mushrooms the size of a dun, long thought what to say to my mom.

The microwave time machine is the only thing in all the variety of anime, over the creation of which you have to smoke! And the vampire with the basuka, the young witches in wild spells, the commander of antiquity in the Loli rebirth, the pedobyrs, the zoophiles, the speaker, the bastard, the baked bread, the tentakles, at the end of the day - what, in order of things?! O_O

When my wife decided to look for a backpack for her car on her own, she was absolutely sure that it was enough to mark her catalog name with the phrase "such a square box for Honda."

xxx: recorded discs, one stumbled, and not to confuse, labeled it: painted a skull with bones on it, and then painted all night. And now to throw it out (

USERTIGER (01:22:02 3/05/2013)
I'll sell it all and I'll have 3410 again.
USERTIGER (01:22:17 3/05/2013)
So many babies are worth it all.
vitaliy-7 (01:23:27 3/05/2013)
The most popular phones in Europe. In the United States, the screen is 8 inches. And walking on the street with a tablet and talking without headsets.
USERTIGER (01:25:37 3/05/2013)
Ahahha, reminded me of the Chinese who spoke to 10!!! One inch in the subway!!! to
vitaliy-7 (01:26:16 3/05/2013)
Apply the opposite to the ear, the same feeling

We dress up with my husband in the hallway, he says that he is disturbed by a tumble.
I: Why did you call me a thumbnail? I am thin, well maximum penalty!
He is (sweetly): a schizophrenic... but thin!
You are... a comedian!
He said, “My back wall is strong. (This is about the muscles of the back)
I: You’d better have the box in front of you.

Give a cat to a pickup. He knows how to stretch the lightning, unleash the wires, now he is training to stretch the buttons. It’s so nice when a cat dresses you. You will not refuse him.

The WoT server has fallen. Russia’s GDP will soon rise and the birth rate will rise.

I also updated Skype to a new version. He became ugly.
Does it make sense to update it?
He is constantly asking me to update. Update it please! Every time you press the Later button, a cat is killed in the microphone.

It would be a lot easier if the girls murrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

If schoolgirls were studying astronomy, they would know that they should not be jealous of Anna Semenovich, because on Saturn such breasts because of gravity would be confused under their feet.

and SQ:
I think that the most outstanding of all the acts that can be done in a business trip will be to fall into the submarine’s lock for a long time.

To this –
I decided to cook the eggs. Well I usually my eggs before cooking them. And then I thought that I would throw them in a boiler, and in boiling water the microbes would die. So he took the eggs and stood in front of a pot with boiling water and broke the eggs into the water. I do not know why I did this.

You discovered a recipe for eggs.

Dialogue between brother and sister:
Q: But I don’t have money for a gift that would please you.
Why the prostitute in the cake?

I get out of the shower, rubbing the towel.
ONA1: Husband "Oh you are! The breasts!and "
Damn, I don’t understand: we’ve been living together for 5 years and we have a son. And every time he sees the breasts, he is so genuinely admired as if he saw them for the first time in his life and he will no longer have such an opportunity.)))
ONA2: You just have the number 3 of the correct shape, which even after the birth did not spoil. Rejoice you fool. Here is my husband in general... Admired by my kindness and gentleness :'(

In the MTS salon, the girl explains to me the combination for disconnecting the service:
d: (numbers) at the end of "1" to connect "0" to disconnect...(a little thought).. if the zero does not fit, then "2"
I: Well if "2" doesn’t fit, there are only 7 options left, I’ll figure it out).

NASA told me yesterday.
It is painted in red color. She took her with her mom on May 1 for food to the store and left there. They went back on a bus, naturally hanged with bags.
They go. A little girl and her mother arrive at the stop.
Girl: wow red hair, I want that too, wow
She whispers about something with her mother.
After that, the girl's mother says: well, superheroes also have ordinary business, for food, here, to go.