07:07, 3 May 2015
In Nebraska, a woman with a brain dead gave birth to a healthy baby
It is...
We not only give birth, but also drive machines.

As by the Ministry of Emergency Affairs in St. Petersburg, at the 67th kilometre of the internal ring of the KAD collided cement car and VAZ-2115.

Commentary: "As in Chicago. Taze in concrete and ends in water"

XXX: when will the work be cancelled, and the food will be free in the shops?
XXX: This weather is gone!
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XX: Our communism, what we want, we do!
XXX: And the most funny thing, I really spoiled him. When Communism was supposed to happen, I was six years old, and I was sitting on a pot all day, probably eating something. As I remember now, there should have been a solar eclipse that day. But I was more sorry for the youthful stupidity of the eclipse than for communism.

From the memoirs of Standardenführer Heinrich Müller:
...from June 1941 until May 1945 the Führer was convinced that he was fighting with the Red Army...but when he learned that he was fighting with the UPA...he just wavered and shot himself...
c) Ostman

We have everything. We want to sell it all.

To finally become rich.

It was told by a friend from Ukraine, then from the first person.
In connection with the repair in the office of our lawyer (Sergey Petrovich), he was resettled for this time to me. One day, we sit. I collapse in my numbers, he has some claims there. The door opens and a man falls in. I see cut. And from the threshold with such a terribly evil voice:
Who is Sergei Petrovich?
I immediately squeezed a little. I looked at Petrovich. I see he is confused too. And I'm scared, or I don't know what I'm answering with a soldier-correct voice:
I am...
What do you think...? He, bypassing Petrovich, approaches my table, sits opposite and says:
Hi to you.
I am in shock again, again with fear, apparently, replied, "Hello, I listen to you carefully" and I sit, already smiling.
Here this man, apparently, something in his brain or vice versa got into place, embarrassed, apologized and went to Petrovich. And, strangely enough, the anger passed away, talking was already quite normal. Of course, we told the staff about this story, everyone laughed so much. But then from time to time they greeted me:
Good morning Petrovich.
The fucks...

In Switzerland, they stick to the glass: “Thank you, grandfather, for your neutrality!”

Lenin lived, Lenin lived, Lenin will live. You are alive, there is no doubt. The dead are forgotten, the dead are not interested. Around Iljić, the passion does not stop to boil. His monuments are demolished every day in Ukraine. In Russia recently stopped the public dispute whether it should not be taken out of the mausoleum. But on May 9, the mausoleum with a bad name will again be covered with a fanery and clothes. The dead are not so afraid.

News headline: "In Chuvashia tamada stole the iPhone of the bride right at the wedding". In principle, this is a complete characteristic of my homeland.

A beautiful old custom.

News headline: "In Chuvashia tamada stole the iPhone of the bride right at the wedding". In principle, this is a complete characteristic of my homeland.
and----
So it is customary at weddings, just steal the entire bride - not stolen.

What does my wife do?
The House, the Hobbit.
The Hobby?
Hobby does not leave time.

XX: The cat of the cat. Take 3/4 of the tablet. As if she gave. The child rushes - the mother, Barcy spit the pill! On the automate, I take a cat, write in my throat what was brought to me. Then it came out that it was a piece of spat :facepalm: so it looks like a quarterback

UUU: when the English bulldog lived, he ate everything :P, he could eat a net of roasted onions, or baby nipples %), the peak of his idioticism was the eating of a courtyard carpet from a coconut bed on a rubber substrate :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: Three days you tried to die....but I just didn't get away from it, they pulled the giardi from that world.
Like he ate my mom’s diamond earpiece :facepalm:, so I went after him with a bag and gloves, almost a week, caught :-). So to close the half of the matter, but to pull something out...

Online shop of clothes, comments under the product.

Good morning, is the dress material tight?
YYY: Its density is so high that space and time are distorted around it! The Black Hole Effect!

Every mother knows that a child is in trouble. I have two of them! They developed a clever strategy, and while one is disgusting, the other is noisy to distract the enemy!

Consultation of neurologist
The condition of a person after a blow to the head.
Hi, tell me I hit my husband with a hammer to beat meat on the head, accidentally, the wound went blood, the wound was shallow, somewhere 1 cm, the blood stopped with peroxide, the condition of my husband when I hit him was drunk, after the blow was lying on the couch, he was sick, 1 time...

Regarding programs and foreign films, here the principles need to be revised. But domestic films (Soviet - all, Russian - 99%) are already paid by us at the stage of production. Because they are filmed for the state account. The ticket to the cinema is a payment for the service of the movie show: a large screen, stereo sound, a comfortable chair, pop-corn at the child's right and beer at the copper on the left, comments behind the back... - for this you pay. The director, actors, screenwriters and other costumers with grimers received their salary for this. And the film studio got its "gen contractors". So for some reason, supporters of copywriting say that the film studio (the studio, and not the actors / directors, who, according to copywriters, are starving) should receive another 75 years some money for the products it has ordered and handed over to the customer. What is a finite legal nonsense on all the laws in force, besides the same - about their "dumb rights" on our "leave".
As for the film productions of the Soviet period, I personally believe that since art belongs to the people, all citizens of all countries that formerly formed the USSR have the full right to free circulation of Soviet film productions.

Answer by mail-ru
Q: What kind of bread do you usually buy? In a slice or a whole slice?
hh: a whole bucket in a cut)
zz: If the elephant looks to the left, I take a kiss, if to the right, it is cut. And if straight - I don't take bread, but I take champagne and candy.

Andrei SE about Remark: Three Comrades
Probably 30 percent of this book occupies the description of smoking cigarettes and drinking alcohol. The main characters just fill their problems with alcohol.
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Professor Timirzayev about Remark: Three Comrades
This is something else!
But in Bocacho, monks fuck the gardener, in Rabla, the hero is rubbed with a goose, and in Pushkin, the archangel bites the devil for her.
You know what? You better not read books at all, don’t have to. Because even in the Old Testament you can find such...

On the porn tracker among the distributors found GTA 5. Yes, the perfect section for the pirate version of this game.

If you fall out of the 10th floor window, don’t scream to your neighbors from the 7th that the flight is normal.