“Why are you looking at me like that?”? to
HE: And what else do I have to do for you?

What I hear: yeah, you are glad that you are such a fuck, with a child fuck married to someone else. Here is my daughter, a beautiful, smart, a doctor, her own apartment and they don’t call it a husband. And you? So... turn off the light.

This is the anger for such kindness. I am a doctor myself, I do not have to say this to a patient, especially to a young mom who has already gray hair from fear of a child!!! What is your dog business? It’s clear why my daughter doesn’t get married – with such a aunt! Who needs a woman who in old age will be so ugly?

I’d like to share an achivement – as a result of assembling the walls of Ikea with my father throughout the day, I was a brainless fool just three times!

XXX is
From the window I observe happiness: a young beautiful wife helps her husband to cut off his sportsbike. Nearby are rotating their 3 spinoffs: 2 boys and a daughter.

YYYY
Sounds like it sounds, xxx. FU to FU!! to

ZZZ
Great))) Years will pass and they will already be cut off on 5 bikes)))

TTT
Five years will pass, the sportbikeer’s grave will grow grass, and the children will have a new dad. No more bicycle.

Aaa
ttt, maybe the new dad already has, so the beautiful wife is so caring and helps with the bike

XXX: I am bad
YYY: What is it?
He came to me yesterday, as usual. She left him and went into the shower. I return, and the candles are placed all over the apartment, the music is romantic, the roses are everywhere...
YYY: It is cool.
XXX: Oh, I’m also an officer. We stand, kiss, and then he suddenly jumps back, makes a terrible face, plays off and runs into the kitchen. and naked.
YYY :?
XX: I badly washed the hair balm from the ear. It turns out to taste very bitter.
YYYYYYYYYYY))))
You are funny, and I stand there like a fool, and I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

Arthem

Eat it now ?

Tatiana

Where did you get it? ?

What is poured with boiling water into a glass is not a flour.

Arthem

My mom went on vacation and I ate.

Tatiana

Aaaah ?)) Well then it’s all clear)
I already started to suspect that the mice were pity and brought you from the neighbors to eat.

He and she, passionate people.
She whispered:"Love, come on the table!"
He is like a gentle whisper:"I can’t, there is a plant!"

In the universe:
It is said that this session is the most difficult of all the studies.
So again?

14:17 - BudemZnakomi: the scump pays twice, and the apple trader - three times

I’ve never seen girls running on their heels through a 20-centimetre layer of snow and all dog owners are bigger than cats.

Guidance, the murderer – have you not heard? And it is not necessary to answer that the dog is smart, obedient and does not bite. People in our country do not observe the laws, often their actions are not subject to any reasonable explanation. A dog is by definition more stupid than a human being, and it is more than stupid to expect reasonable behavior from it in human society.

by PS. Clean up for your pets. The dog does the need where you take it. They did not clean up the dog in need - no matter what they personally guessed.

The young man lives far away, spent the weekend together, after a few days calls and says that today did not sleep, wept all night, that is good when I sleep nearby, warm, like with a dog...

This uncomfortable situation with poisoning. when you go to the toilet and are not sure: whether to sit on the toilet, whether to roll your head into it.

During World War I, British intelligence (MI6) discovered that sperm works perfectly as invisible ink. In June 1915, Walter Kirk, deputy chief of military intelligence in France, wrote in his diary that “sperm is very effective: as studies have shown, conventional methods of detecting invisible ink, including iodine pairs, do not work against it.” Especially since the material for letters was always with fearless spies.

After Jobs’s death, Apple smartphones take design only. functionally hurt. This mark does not go forward. I’t be surprised if a knife soon comes to these smartphones and they can cut bread (for example). To attract the interest of buyers.
2: Agree unless they dig a genius somewhere
I think if they dig out Jobs it won’t help.

Community of Classical Music Humor

Alkanost: When I run in the gym for more than half an hour and I start to get tired, I imagine a bunch of cranes chasing me.

Last summer, in honor of some celebration, we went to the lake - a tent, fireplace, shells. A group of men rested with us. Close to night, the guys are coming home. We closed up in the tent with our beloved, and we began to give in to love :) Two drunk boys passed by, we silenced:) their dialogue:
Look at the tent! Let us look?
2: No, let’s not, suddenly someone lives there...
and :)

I approached my beloved to wish a peaceful night, something in her stomach was turbulent.
Who there?
These are macarons, I saw something further.
Six meters of genocide.

It turns out in Russia to be a feminist is not to associate with fools, but to prefer normal men. American women in hysteria beat around the corner.

I went to bikini sugar depilation today. Now I understand the meaning of the phrase "The crap will stick"

YouTube, comments in English to the Russian video:

PuIIHarder: I would like to be able to speak Russian, the second strictest language in the world!

oblivionps3fan: which is the coolest?

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