Camment to the video on the tube about the most expensive mayas:

-The most expensive car this is the old ninth of my neighbor he has already in her bottle of bubble rolled what to hide! )))

23:12:51 [Napster] norm> I ice cream offered to sharpen)
23:13:45 [WHiTe] A sharpened ice cream is considered a cold weapon?

Mr.E: We also had a live corner in the army. Two paparazzi and a rat. There were problems with food. The comrade regretted them and heated the bread crumbs in the microwave, and fed the fools of the empty. One swallowed and fell. The rats were not lucky either. The commander from above decided to get rid of it. They were taken to an abandoned radioactive building. Then everybody was afraid that she would mutate, find four turtles, come and give us puzzles.

YYY: How can I teach my mom to carry keys where they can be easily obtained? Oh, I couldn’t find them... Well I’m tired after work! Well, you couldn’t open it, what?"
xxx: I have everything much easier: in the left pocket jackets - work keys, in the right home keys.
YYY: I told her that too.
YYY: She was offended.
What if I was dead? 😉
XXX: Do not joke
YYY: Who will prohibit me? Black humour is a significant part of human culture))) No, well, seriously, I very vividly represent my mum, denouncing the corpse: "Look, I couldn't open the door to a tired mom, I will bury you in a faner grave, so you know!")))))))))))))

The last thing I remember about all the drunkards is the phrase "Diman snack!"

[29.04.2013 15:51:22] XXX: Psychologists claim that addiction to sweet is due to lack of love
[29.04.2013 15:51:57] YYY: ;( I love sweet
[29.04.2013 16:02:21] XXX: this I love sweet, and you just love to eat

If a man comes home in the evening, wears a general uniform and begins to chase everyone around the house, then he is in service.

My wife loves to call me to work, today she declares indignantly:
Why don’t I call you, you’re busy all the time!!!! to

You are truly lonely, if you are addressed by “brother” only by copnics, you say “hello, grandmother” only to the neighbor sitting on the bench at the entrance, you ask “help, sister” only from the worker of the clinic, you shout “calm down, children” only from the window to the neighbor’s pets, and “dear” you say only to the potatoes in the bazar.

In Russia, a luxury tax has been introduced. Gerard Depardieu hurriedly gathers things (((

xxx: try the chocolate crocodile with a whole foundation
I was just in panic when I ate it.
YYY: What is it?
YYY: Funnel in the shell?? to

Shadowrzn: What did the man named Pasha think when he called his dog Palych?

Basil: What a charm. In the lock with my comp rattles Dexter man with nick "Mochnatý Pelmešek"
basila: although "Grandmother’s Meat" fucking who swallows

The internet is running out in the office all day. I call admin and he says:
Go to the server and go there.
O_O
It turns out that it means rubbing the router)))

If a woman does not know what to wear, she says she has nothing to wear.

Friends decided to celebrate their wedding anniversary in their hometown. Say, we will gather in the same restaurant where we had the wedding 15 years ago, we will invite all those who were there then, we will talk, we will recall... romantically, hell!

said and done. The restaurant was ordered, the vacation was planned, the plane tickets were bought. But here stood their 13-year-old son. I will not go with you – and point.
The boy does not tolerate airplanes. It is a 13-hour flight through the world. A joke to say!)
In general, and to persuade tried, and to threaten, he - in no way. Eventually, his father decided to talk to him t-a-thet, in a manly way. They closed up in the room, talked, and went out.
“He doesn’t go,” the father said.
The victorious child leaves.
What, did you take and give up the teenager? My mother asks sarcastically.
and no. He just convinced me.
...??? to
“I tell him that he’s an adult man and it’s time to overcome that airplane fear. He says he hasn’t been afraid of flying for a long time, that’s not the point.
The fact is that the anniversary was invited by those who were at the wedding 15 years ago, and he was not there then.

They just couldn’t talk. They lived in a community, all in one place. They did nothing, only quarreled, gathered and beat each other. Sitting around the fire. They issued choral sounds remotely reminiscent of songs. So it went year after year. They became more and more stupid and stupid.
Stand to stand. Didn’t primitive humans evolve?
What about primitive people? I’m talking about House 2.

and XXX:
Remember the joke from the council?
You know that when the school in Minala burned, the teachers were transferred to us in Salmi.
Well, and speaks the director on the pediatric council "The process of optimization of education in the area is going well. One school burned, another one should be closed, but we do not know what to do with teachers.
A teaching from the place (and, from the initial link, what the “basics of Orthodox culture” will lead):
"How, close them in school and burn them".

When it comes time to die, you regret the fact that there is no hope in the heavenly office for a whirlwind.

A duel of six letters.
In the sense of experience? Or is it because of a duel-lose who has already been singed off?