Sign of New Time.
If you have at least once been entrusted with the device passwords of your teenager, all, you can reassure yourself - you have definitely taken place as a parent.

<ReanimatoR> Who watched the 6th force, his logical sabotage goes on continuing the 5th, but why is the Chinese who died in the 3rd still alive?
<swDIMM> ReanimatoR: nothing, he was killed again in the 6th

and explanatory.
I, FIO, on the twentieth of the year 2013 walked with a wheelchair on the street X, the city of N. When I walked in the courtyard of the house number X, the car of VAZ came up at high speed from behind and loudly burst. I told the driver not to do that anymore. The driver came out of the car and began to explain something loudly, but since I didn’t know all the dialects of the Moscow language, I didn’t understand what he wanted to tell me. Then he began to show me something with gestures, he did it very emotionally and, doing another gesture, grabbed himself with his hand on his face, which caused him to fall. His friend ran out of the car and ran to me, also explaining something on the go, but stumbled on a lying friend and lay next to him. Friends began to explain more clearly and said that I could not worry about their health and walk further, so I left this place.

N. Alekseev at Ehe told about high-ranking officials who are gay
The stones in
and Opa! in the government. This is the news"
What is this news?

From the tape:
Emelianenko announced the end of his career in December 2012. The fighter's decision to leave the sport was preceded by a loss of work due to a series of scandals, the last of which was a drunken debut in the airplane: the organization M-1 Global terminated the contract with the athlete, and the next day Emelianenko said that he would end his career due to injuries.

After taking a break in speeches, the Russian went to a monastery on Mount Athos. There he worked in a carpenter workshop, driven a tractor and baked bread, not forgetting to report on it on Facebook. A few months later, Emelianenko, who had grown a beard of impressive sizes in the monastery, received a blessing from the elders to beat people again, and announced his return to the sport.

Send the hurricane "Christopher" a greeting from Belarus and put him the song "Yankee go home!" I owe it already.

From the correspondence on the automotive forum:
That is a question!!What should I have on the device to check for leakage?
On what instrument?
In the usual
On the usual device you turn on the usual tumbler.It is usually described in the usual instructions.

The appearance of the buttocks (secondary roots) turned out to be the most important stage in the evolution of life on Earth comparable to the birth of single-cell and later multi-cell. The primary roots (such as the freshwater hydra) had a hole with a single hole that performed the functions of the mouth and buttocks. Because of this design, the percentage of nutrient absorption to exclude self-poisoning was extremely low. Immediately after the appearance of the second hole (probably on the side, as in a rubber oak) there was a differentiation of the functions of these holes. One is mouth, the other is ass. And thus, long before Ford, Mother Nature created the first conveyor that allowed to significantly increase the percentage of food absorption. The persons who found the ass were the first to get free time from the production of food, and after giving in to the mystery of the association, they quickly displaced the spoiled fellow tribes. An equally important consequence of the coming into the world of the existing ass was, in addition to the osymmetry of the bodies of the secondary roots, the formation along the primitive tract of food absorption of the hordes, the front of which became the brain. Since then, all the most important organs of any secondary roots have developed in the circumstances of the mouth and buttocks - the hands in order to grab the proviant to the mouth, the legs in order to reach it, the penis in order to attach to the female. Some individuals obtained an external skeleton - so the tanks appeared, the rest of the internal - became special forces, in the fleet and aviation were recruited individuals with both external and internal skeleton. and Amen.

Thro the week, they called her brother-in-law, specifically ripped and curled before her,
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Do not confuse equality with ignorance.
If you are in a man’s company at work (!) Perch and crack in front of each other - it is very sad in itself.

A girl is late and she asks a guy.
XXX: Why are you not afraid? Becoming a father?

YYY : No! I love the kids!The more I will have children not from anyone but from you!
And I’ve almost come to mind that I’ll have to spend the rest of my life with you. So everything is OK!)

Conversation between the two secretaries:
Why the PDF format? JPG is better.
Don’t ask me what I don’t know how to answer. How
It went into the scanner, and then as it splashed out, it remained.

About the arrest of the "pirate" in England.
xxx: In England, the police are almost unlawful, he will still have nothing
Yyy: This is not called “nearly lawless police,” but “personal inviolability.”

asayev idris→SVN
@It remains to find out what the RPC has to do with Christ@.
Most importantly, the Christians!

Mordor will not ask, the brick will not fly.

My husband and I witnessed an act that not everyone will decide on. The situation is terribly banal. A pedestrian crossing near Lazurny. Three series of cars. A woman in a wheelchair crosses the road to Lazurny. The extreme left stopped missing. On average, the car "Toyota" stopped, silver, state meter - I don't remember the letters, the numbers 520. A woman in a wheelchair in the middle of the road. And in the far right row "fly" low-low cotton on the car...
So the driver of "Toyota", seeing all this, just sharply turns the steering wheel to the right, fencing the road, thereby covering the woman with his car. The flight miraculously slowed. So then I thought for a long time: could I do that or not? You can’t imagine how many drivers then signaled this 520 with their thumb raised up! I think this is an act! After that I realized that we haven’t lost everything yet, there are more people, people!! to

As my grandmother said:
It’s good to know everything, but don’t let God do everything yourself.

Hobbita: Let’s meet you in real? and intimate?
AndyDoing1987: My mother... whoever to tell later, will not believe.
The Hobbit: The Meaning!? to
andyDoing: introduced how I will tell my friends: "I fuck the fat hobbit"...

This and the previous ones.
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The court is twenty-eighth, for the sale of a bottle of beer to a huge unbrushed cocktail - the child turned out to be a minor, a police officer was in line in the state and was waiting on the street. And the girl, my partner, did not hold such money, which will be demanded from her in court, being born again in her hands... so we, the sellers, are not stupid and not harmful! We want to feed our children, not pay excessive fines.
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For re-selling alcohol within 180 days - criminal liability. The seller who sold it. Selling alcohol or cigarettes without a passport, the seller plays Russian roulette. Now such a young man gets that you figure out 17 to him or 30. If you want to smoke, bring your passport with you. All claims are not against the seller, but against the state. And the seller is definitely not to blame that you want to smoke, and the passport is not.

“Mommy, who is this strange uncle in the stretched sweater?
Closer and quieter! It is a mafia, it distributes unlicensed software and movies on torrents.

The priest, who came to a small village, asked the boy how to get to the church, where he would read a sermon in the evening.
After the boy showed him the way, the priest said:
Come here tonight and bring all your friends.
Why Why? The boy asked.
“Because I will tell you how to get to heaven,” the priest replied.
You are joking! The boy laughed. You didn’t even know how to go to church.
The boy was called Albert Einstein.