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[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №48067
 27.05.2011
How many beds do you have?
Fuck, I'm sitting thinking, I'll answer a two-bed - will think that I want to engage in a relationship, I'll answer a single-bed - will think that I'm sewing.
I’m proud to say, half a flame!
She: is it how?
I: This is when you can greatly stretch away, but there was no desire to stay.)
She is HITRUGA

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №48066
 27.05.2011
I wanted to take the sausages, I put them in the refrigerator - no. Then I decided to make butter with oil. I took the oil, unfolded the packaging, and there... the sausage. Smart mother, smart mother.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №48065
 27.05.2011
You do not know German?
YYY: What do you want?
xxx: I need a couple of lessons - expanding the vocabulary and correct pronunciation
yyy: remember: "noch ein mal" - "yet again!",ja - "yes" ))
xxx: I still need "stronger", "faster", "bolder" and "how big")

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №48064
 27.05.2011
I have a European girl, 173 in length, mm feet... and green eyes.
Wow, you painted your hand.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №48063
 27.05.2011
XXX is
Putin says we will surpass Britain in GDP in five years
YYYY
Are we going to destroy Britain?
XXX is
No, the type will be 35 pieces per person)))In Russia
YYYY
The Genocide (

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №48062
 27.05.2011
Broodske (00:03:26 27/05/2011)
I found a cell phone.

Browne (00:03:41 27/05/2011)
The last SMS was 300 Re.

Broodske (00:03:50 27/05/2011)
"I congratulate you will be a dad again"

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №48061
 27.05.2011
-Janne D'Arc was good: "Who loves me, follow me!" and forward, and behind her half of France broke. And if our today screams like this, only a dog will run after him, and that is only because he is on a leash.
by Bormor

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №48060
 27.05.2011
Just hit on the left side... Well the first thing on the internet. Let’s compare the sensations with the description... It seems like I have a left-hand ectopic pregnancy...

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №48059
 27.05.2011
Eugene Kaspersky has returned his son! But only for 30 days...

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №48058
 27.05.2011
I read the reviews on the website-catalogue for the phone HTC HD 2. First on the list:

Her husband bought it. I saw how much it costs today. I will push!

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №48057
 27.05.2011
OOO: Zdarov Pinokes, do you remember drinking on Saturday? So, I go home, I sit in the kitchen on a chair. A cat passed by, looked at me, dressed up and ran away. Did she try to humiliate me or what?! to

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! She must have tried to show you how upset you are.


[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №48056
 27.05.2011
ynestulya: entered a consulting firm, in their office lives a speaking poppy, a big one. The spider regularly pronounces the phrases "dotha", "beer" and "double kil". I have no doubts about their professionalism.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №48055
 27.05.2011
One of the oldest rules of etiquette appeared thanks to rugi. English King George V once in anger knocked his fist on the dining table, after which he exploded with a strong blow. When he calmed down, he issued a decree that the forks should lie on the table with the teeth down.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №48054
 27.05.2011
3 weeks of protection. I shaved it. Mom pleased: “Oh, it’s not to tear your hair, right?”

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №48053
 27.05.2011
k: bd bd (can not pronounce)
Sally : BDSM!
K: I can’t speak out, there’s too much agreement here.
There is no agreement, there is nothing against it.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №48052
 27.05.2011
XHH: Only Microsoft could afford to buy Skype and then break it (

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №48051
 27.05.2011
Microsoft is working very quickly.
Skype is no longer running.

[ + 108 - ] Comment quote №48050
 27.05.2011
Today, my wife promised sex as soon as her daughter fell asleep.

The moment of the long-awaited falling asleep of the nine-month-old weapon crumb at 23-35 was solemnly welcomed by a festive salutation under my windows. I am already going down to the courtyard to thank you, a cheerful, lighthearted guy of shitty appearance in his buttocks on his bare feet...

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №48049
 27.05.2011
xxx: Can a population of creatures with artificial intelligence call themselves a race?
YYY: How many are you already?

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №48048
 27.05.2011
Illegal migrants - citizens of Uzbekistan and Tajikistan with wives and children - settled in the underground
Anonymous Diablo 3?

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