I don't like the country - fall out of here!
YYY: And you stay here. All the good. Good mood and health!

...wanted, for example, to go to the tea to put, no, didn't have time - drunk

Yes, you can not go to the toilet.

A true bureaucrat will not hurt or send us. He senses and sends for certificates.
Yyy: And if he’s from the government, he’ll also advise to be foolish and wish you a good mood!

He was at a material science conference. Oh, what I heard there... Hot cracks. The insidious cracks. A deep pitching. Testing of flexibility. A broken car. The Chirality. What a place for the names of porn films!

Yesterday comes a daughter (6 years old) and begins to tell me something: "In the doortime, when there were no computers, and there were only televisions..." I could not listen further =)

How wonderful that selfies have been invented.

Before you look at a person, a normal person, and then he starts talking and you realize that he is a fool.

And now you look at a person and do not need to say anything, if with a rod - it is immediately clear that a fool, if without a rod - you just need to wait a little.

Students of one of the faculties decided to sell a teacher (who was taken off the pair by our activists for incompetence and anti-science) for an intra-university award.

XX: What could he promise to these foolish pitchers?
Tagged: brain
Zzz: He’s not Goodwin.
YYY: But he gave us the courage to take it away.

How do you tell your wife that her breasts have become significantly lower in recent years?
Yyy: how to say or what to eat after that and where to sleep?
How to stop noticing.

<Faumi> Guest42, a cardiologist once told me that I have a heart on the other side and on the other side.
Then that cardiologist his colleagues a X-ray sheet showed which side to look at.

The Primorsky oceanarium was to be opened back in 2012, and there were brought in advance freshwater fish calughs from the belug family. For the past time, the malks have grown to two meters.

With StackOverflow:

xxx: What should a QA Engineer know about Android applications? Where can you meet Slang and so on? I'm a beginner tester, so I'll be happy with any inf!
yyy: Logcat, Stacktrace, ANR, "on the Samsung curve works"

Syria has long been remembered. At the end of the 80s, Damascus, Hotel Sham Palace (Cham Palace), we watch together with the head of the group (RG), on the internal channel of the hotel, the American film M*A*S*H, by the way, I recommend the first film, not a series. What - we do not understand: in English, with Arabic subtitles, it is understandable only that the military-field hospital. There is an erotic comedy scene.
RG: What will it cost?
I: Well, they are going to go! (There was no word to fuck)
RG: I see what it is, and what is it worth?
For the first time, I thought deeply about the theme of "the century ruled us."

Talk 2x about TV employees, one in 1995, another in 1975
First: I lived as a child in a village where there were only 2 channels!
As a child, I lived in a country where there were only two channels.

I explain: the man did not drink or smoke for two months, did a pleasant business and he conceived a child. and all. And a woman in addition to not drinking and not smoking for at least a few years can still not lift heavy, yes, even two avocado products are undesirable, because. may occur omission of the uterus and other joys and hello unbearable.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh You are definitely right about the stomach. The harm of cooling. It remains, indeed, the question - and the boys, what, can you fit in the stomach and put your naked back in the snow? Well, there is still not only the uterus, citizens, there are also kidneys, liver, spleen, intestines, bladder, it all doesn’t like when they are scratched.

I am talking about weight. This is what I have to say: it would be better to prepare girls for motherhood, not protecting them from raising loads weighing more than 5 kg, but, on the contrary, training from childhood, so that they are strong. A baby can even weigh 5 kg per month, and this is still the beginning. Muscles must be pushed. Uterus failure occurs precisely from the weakness of the muscles, which should hold the abdominal organs. This happens after birth.

From the correspondence of (p)arnia with (d)evushka:
d: A composition of 151 roses, somehow, fit into a basket.
He has the ability to forgive all male sins.
D: from advertising
Artwork: "Bouquet of 151 roses"
Type: Expensive item
p: Effect: When used, it imposes on others the effect of ‘forgiveness of sins’, removes all negative effects on intelligence.

I’m in the store today and I’m buying chocolate. The grandmother of God comes and says to me, "Our granddaughter, please buy me milk, there is nothing to eat." Well, I felt upset, of course I need to help the old man! Seller Kiev, ask for more milk. My grandmother said, “Choose what you want.” She said to the saleswoman, “The best and the most expensive for me!” I’ve blunted, but okay, let it be so. Kiva seller, what said let us which grandmother chose. Here the grandmother said, "Oh, granddaughter, and you can have more water, or I want to go far, I want to drink." Okay, let there be water. Grandma ticks the seller on a 2-liter bottle of fanta, the seller gives her it. Here the grandmother opens her huge bag, in which I see a bunch of food: some bulks, cheeses, sausages, vegetables. He throws milk and fanta into the bag and silently evaporates, not even saying thank you, leaving us with the seller in mild confusion.



Judging by the packed food bag, I wasn’t the only one who regretted the “unhappy” grandmother.

In the supermarket, the cashier quickly broke through all the few products I put on the tape from the basket. Somehow it depends. I looked at the board, and there the total price of the check was 59 thousand.

Figasebe went for bread.

She looked closely at the table of purchases.

And it turned out that I just bought 792 kilograms of bananas. When she scored the weight, she forgot to put the necklace in front of her.

A girl came to us for an interview. He said, “I have nothing to do with the dog.” Well, as if ok, for 10 minutes, the boss talked to her, invited her to the next day for training.

And she came. with the dog.

At my notice that we don’t work with dogs and it would be better to leave her at home, she was wildly upset, shouting, “I, should I leave her at home? She will be sad! Do you want her to die?” She left, knocking the door.

When the boss came and asked where the new one was, I told him and he didn’t believe it.

Strange and short.

We live in a private house. 8 in the morning, I wake up from the phone call, a girl calls, then a dialogue, where I - I, D - Girl :

(D) - Glory, I am here in the parking lot a strange car scratched, the owner is not, what to do?

(I) - Well, climb on the wheels or leave a note, not to go to GAI for scratches

Okay, but where is the bumper?

0 0 0 What type of buffer?

(D) Well our bumper

Put it in the luggage.

What about his bumper? No need, the owner has come, I will call back.

As a result, minus 2 bumper and dull procedures in GAI

Do not neglect the mirrors.

I agreed to meet a friend at school. I came 20 minutes earlier, I see 2 guys aged 6-7 getting bored. Two mothers run out and begin to discuss who started the fight, and the incidence of passions grows quietly. At this time, the mothers who hit the children have already hit the whole, and the boys have found some bottle and are already quietly running together and chasing it to football. It all ended up with the fact that the children obviously already reconciled, and the mothers broke their voices in screaming against each other.