Why should an old lady cry at the box office on May 8th when she lacks poor coins to pay for a little kefir? And the seller in the face to send her away? For the fact that she was struck in the mail without paying out her retirement even before the holidays? Because she hasn’t eaten for three days? For the fact that everyone cares about the lonely grandmother, who, in the war was a sanitary, saved your grandfather? I was not sorry to buy a man to eat. But the whole line stood, and no one rushed to help the old man, although there were both young people and those who should have known how to live in the post-war years. My wife got upset by looking at that grandmother. And even more - then, thinking about what kind of people are around.
So, behold, do not lie, lord, and pass by the veteran whose heart has grabbed. Beyond those who are pressed by the underdogs, by the guy who wants to break the urds in a fascist attribute that should not have been born, simply because he is with a Georgian tape.
Thank you to all: in the first place to those who lie in our land, in my land; thank you to those who are alive, who see the horror now, having experienced all the difficulties of the war then; thank you to those who do something, thank you very much; thank you who remember.
Victory is the only celebration that makes us one. The last. The same one that we are trying to take from inside and outside, let me not be from Russia.

You can imagine how many nonsense there is to be done.
Hands are down.
by Yuri Tatarkin

For a long time I wanted to tell you, only yesterday I met this man,
I remembered.
And this man is our teacher by right. The Unicum that forced everyone
proud of a citizen. But in order. The L. at the time.
served in the KGB (unchecked data), and then in the prosecutor's office
(They are verified In the 1990s he left the institutions and began teaching with us.
Knowing his principledness, everyone went to him in a couple, even the most
and frozen. At the second class he announced, “Dear friends, someone from your
The first class was written on the party [Everything can be purchased]. So here,
Listen here, creature – try to buy me.” Then took the second and
The last call in the semester - he remembered all (50 people!!!)
At the end of the semester, L. issued: "I calculated who wrote this, it was you," - and
He pointed his finger to the local “major”. He must have guessed, because
It was written by a typical slogan. Then came the exam. Major in
He did not appear, but in the corridor in front of the office L., where we were all
In a row, a colonel of the militia appeared. All faces
Guess who he is and why he came.) He broke us, went in.
by L. It wasn’t there for about 20 seconds...he appeared all pointed and
I started to run in the corridor and guard the bulls!!! Then again
has entered. About 5 minutes we heard smooth, calm and confident.
The voice of L. Then the door opened, and from there, with a constructive step, pulling
Taking his socks and lifting his hands almost to the beard, the Colonel of the Police came out.
L. followed the marching regiment hiding behind.
Turn the corridor, and so calmly: “next.” Someone in the back.
He asked, “What did you say to him?” L. was surprised to say, “I am
I briefly explained what I told you all the whole semester – what to live.
You need to be able to calmly and confidently look in the eyes not only
To every man, but also to God with the devil.
The major learned everything in the end and gave up on his own. Great that they are
There are people on earth!!! to

Events: Today in Moscow when trying to prevent the conduct
Gay parade after the team from the crowd "Pidars moisture!" were killed
There are two DPS inspectors nearby.

The Star, Johannesburg
“The situation is completely under control,” Swaziland’s Transport Minister Efraim Magagulla said at a parliamentary meeting in Mbaban, “Our country’s trade fleet is in full order and safe. We just don’t know where he is, that’s all". Responding to questions from members of parliament, Magagula acknowledged that a country without sea access had lost the traces of its only ship, Swazimar. "We are sure it is somewhere in the sea. We even sent an expedition somehow to search, but because of drunkenness problems, the ship was not found. So, strictly speaking, we really lost him a little. But I categorically reject all arguments about the incompetence of the government. Swazimar is a large ship, painted in beautiful bright colors, it can be seen even at night. Remember my words, it will be found."

I sit behind the compound, not looking away from heracles work. The husband came home, something looked around the room and disappeared in the sorting.

Some time passes, a suffocating sweet smell begins to spread. Well, I think a toilet spray. It was like splashing to make me smell so through the corridor in the room. And the smell is so ugly, the essence smells straight.

I burn without looking, I begin to scream:
- Stop watering the sorting spray, I'm suffocating here!

The husband runs:
- Dear, wake up and take your eyes off the monitor: I brought you a bouquet of sirens!

The Holy Man. How he lives with me.

I invite my friends to DR. I liked the dialogue:

What do you do on Saturday?
He: I go with you.
Okay, good luck, until we meet.
It is: for now

from the website waytorussia.net (there are features of the Russian language taught, idioms):

I have things above the roof - I'm so busy
I have no idea (Rude)
Being in an Extremely Bad Situation (Rude)
Feel Relief – Feel Relief
Probably no – no

One man is enough for a woman. Two is too little.

Fuck... I think my cat fucked me... but, fuck, I don’t admit...

In short, I came home and cooked myself two sausages. I put it on the plate and ate it. This cattle is canyoning. Okay, he has a right. I leave the sauces, I go for food for him. I open the bag, I put it on... the stink smells, turns his ass and, fucking, buries! The fucking guy put him in the bag! I’m in Ahuya, I think you’re a fucking tail, so you don’t want to eat and I try his food. I think normal. Such a fun cake is no worse than sausages. In his opinion, it is shit. He sits, sickness nods, watching how I eat his food... the cattle is sorry, I throw him half a sausage. It burns off.
Yopt... so they ate it—it’s my sauces, I’m his food...it’s not that...

She: I don’t like them either. Give me some wool socks ?
he: it's not romantic, better I'll learn to tie, and I'll tie them to you) - this is a real male act.
Yes, do a deed for me! ?
he: mda, I imagine a picture, a secret girl enters the server room, asks for a new pink mouse, smoothly swings her hips for persuasiveness, around stands with servetes, boxes of screws, boxes with old glands, and in the center of all this chaotic horror I sit and tie gray-rose socks... then I raise my red eyes on her and questioningly ask - No? Here’s where she’ll catch and catch...

SUV2
The news. Homosexuals banned from serving in Peru police

You can think that Peruvian mints will cease to be called pidaras after that.

I sit in the morning with my sister (adieu to the kindergarten). We watched the entire dance program, here comes the leader and asks the children:
Do you like it in the garden?
And yes!! and chorus. It was planned).
And here she unexpectedly proposes:
So stay with us! Go back to the cage!
Five seconds of complete silence. Then single cries from different sides: "Yes!" and "No!"
Then one boy told me:
We have already taken our place!! Have a conscience!! to
The back rows with the parents and the operator who filmed it all just cried.

The guy who entered for a veteran - Tell the address of the hospital where you lie your name and reception hours. I will visit Moscow. I hope there will be people in other cities too.
Z is.What can bring? The fruit, the juice?

From the series "Unreal phrases":
Chuck Norris "I can’t"
Onotole Wassermann: "I did not think".

RuLeZzZ® (16:46:03 14/05/2009)
Dreams come true... At a certain moment... Most often this moment
It is called "No longer in the.uj"...

Once we were sitting in a cafe at the DR with a friend of my girlfriend. Such a cultural company. They all just met. All the toasts say, congratulate... It’s time to drink for the parents.
Aaa, let’s go for parents!
BBB is Yes! exactly!
Ccc - Without them you't have been here
DDD - Yes... I could just stick to the plate...

Tags: natural juice
NN: What would be natural juice

Not a company, but a fool. The director, a wealthy man of 40 years, brought a huge bug from the street and sits scares the deputy director. A morally strong 45-year-old woman, able to conduct business and send our suppliers, visits the whole office and is terribly afraid of the frog.

In the zoo was in Rostov:
long cage for macacos, meters 30 in length... divided into sectors by species... and people's axes at cells...
We approach and look... and some fox makaka so wildly roars... ppt... I thought they were killing her, I left-right – I don’t see... I think where this fox was hiding... on the right there is a man and also already caught in this scream says – “Daughter, stop, you scare monkeys.”