The conversation with a representative of a certain company, maybe and home.sru, I do not remember, but laughed for a long time. I was on the tech floor, when I was caught down, I thought like I live here:
Do you have internet?
There is
Do you want to join us? Blah Blah Blah
No, I am tired of my inets. Change to change?
We are better, there is...
Do you have a wife or a husband?
There is, and what?
Does he have a car or an apartment?
Why to you?
Meanwhile no. Why do you need your MCH, go with me. I have an apartment, I have a Mercedes, and I have a longer whistle.

The Stupor. It did not reach her.

All decent girls ask boys not to complain about the mat, but when they burn themselves, then "blat, fucking bowl, manicure pudding" (c)

and explanatory.

I was late for the first couple, because in the morning I dreamed that I passed the session early. This resulted in a series of powerful uncontrollable orgasms. Please enter the position.

All people have such banal dreams - a cell phone, a car, an apartment, money, a girl. And I have all my life dreamed of an installation program that will detect the d:\games folder and offer to install the games there :(

XHH: Here, Kotte helps me with bilateral printing: he sits on the printer and watches closely when the paper comes out. As she turns out – he pushes her foot so further and she falls straight into an additional paper supply pot! A couple of papers fell by, but he’s not my professional yet

Googled by:
What painting did you have on the closet in the kindergarten?
2: The Cherry
3: The Cat
I didn’t go to kindergarten. I went to work with my mother. In the brewery...

xxx: Fuck, I’m most angry when my brother downloads a BDRip anthology weighing 80 GB because he can’t tolerate poor quality, and then folds the movie into a small window in the corner of the screen and jerk something on the internet. The idiot.

Blonde, what can I do?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY I have already agreed :)))
xxx for what?
D: I’m going to be hysterical.
XXX Why?

with auto.ru "The car is in excellent condition, rugged and cheerful, in the cabin did not drink, did not smoke, did not quarrel."

xxx: I go for a day with friends, as usual I listen to my new air floor, I don't hear music, so I sit down, the music is quiet, and the headsets are lazy and I went somewhere 10 minutes so. I’ve learned so much about myself (

I talked to a friend (doctor):

D: I know I am bad
But not to the same extent!!! to
I am :?? to
D is yesterday. When I was challenged. I could not get out of the entrance.
Like a horror film - the dark 1st floor of the entrance, the iron door does not open, I press the home button. She does not work.
I decided to call the 1st apartment, no one opens - I call at 2 - y - a man wet from the shower flows out of the electricity in the towel
I explain to him my problem – he cries, he can’t scream, because I’m a doctor
I approached – so easily I pushed the door and it opened.
The fucking cell phone doesn’t work.

From the talks " about this":

Tell me about your first time.

It was a woman...

It promises!

Andrei Nikitin: In 5 minutes will be the end of the world, prepare
Anton Shpakovsky: Pozoon, my garbage is burning in my yard, is it okay?? to

I love Russia. There are no names we have. Here for example:
I come, one morning at the police station (I don’t remember why) the big line was standing, the police officer did not come yet. Within five minutes, the guard rushes, all of the rushes and begins there, filling something. After the whole hall:
Good day!
He also has a clear pen:
Good day!
He is again:
Good day!
The people are already dumb, why is it he is dumb for the second time, well, according to the figure, they answer:
Good day!
The officer is angry:
Good morning here?! to
The grandfather at the end of the turn with a quiet voice:
Here I am, I will come.
Everyone was a little upset. Well, what can I say, the name is not chosen.)

Only in our country can remove the director of the NIH, for the collapse of the state order, in which this NIH did not even participate :D

Only in Russia the machine for the sale of tickets for the electric car can stand after the turniquets

Three years old, I learned to talk. While she does not get very well, but the phrase she can say at least in the middle of the night wake her up is “I don’t know.” We went to the farm on the weekend, and there are cows pasturing nearby. The further dialogue:
- IRA, say - "co-ro-va"
I do not know.
“Then say, ‘I don’t know how to speak " cow".
“I can’t talk to a cow,” said the child, and then it came to him that he was brutally beaten.

Q: What to go around and around, I ask straight: do you have a girlfriend?
M: In general yes.
A: It is a pity.
Tag: a girl

There was no sex in the Soviet Union, there is no love in modern Russia.

It is said that if a man with a pure soul and pure thoughts asks God for something, he will get it.
Once I worked in the center of the capital, and every day I spent from 4 (if lucky) to 6 hours to get to work and back (I live, I have to say, outside the city).
And day after day, dragging in the boring morning traffic on Kutuzovsky, I accompanied by the envyful gaze of the overwhelming bearers of eyebrows carrying on the special (split) strip. And a betrayal thought stumbled into the head: "I would also have to ride this way - with the wind, with the separator, with the flash..."
The dream came true, and even sooner than expected. One day I was taken straight from the office by an ambulance with a suspicion of appendicitis.
Just like I ordered. With a mirror. by Divisional. by Kutuzovsky.
With the wind.
Since then I have tried not to be jealous.