Today in the women's toilet of the clinic: painted windows from the bottle (so that they don't look out from the street) and the label of the window company: "We make the windows transparent."

I need to drink tea too.
NNN: If you drink, then watermelons
You can call me a damned conservative, but tea is better to drink with your mouth.

XXX: Is there any magic method to do no more than 30 minutes a day of exercise, and not to change the mayonnaise cake for salad leaves?

YYY: cancel the elevator, walk longer, at least 30 minutes
Leave a low-calorie diet (exclude bread, cereals, potatoes), leave a strawberries-agurk-tomates. There is no need for alcohol (but it doesn’t go anywhere). Replace it with cocaine or grass.
The infographic wagon.

Fuck you are a dietitian.

I would like to live in Penza. I don’t know why, but I love such provincial, medium-sized, ugly cities. The proper name is Penny. Here you come out of the house. You look at all this beauty from parking spaces, advertisements and dams, and you think, “Full Penny!”

I remember when I was still working in the brave civil aviation, and just introduced the rule that employees go to work not through a separate passage, but on a general basis through the introscope, there were various funny cases, here's just the topic of the note.
I mean, we come in at night. Then a friend from the neighboring service had a son. He is just with us. Of course, he carries it with him. A Aunt from Saba (the Aviation Safety Service) (and I will reveal to you all one big secret, the Saba recruits those who are unfit for IQs) means, and says to him, "What do you have in your bag?" "How is what? Vodka!" "So is it not!""How can it not? You can" all, there were no more questions :)

<gohdan> you sit here and Kaspersky has released a free antivirus
<gohdan> a, fucking, he does not cure

From the Wi-Fi router discussion:
XX: The company DLink has had problems lately. Do you need to reboot the router often?
yyy: according to the instructions three times a day after meals

This is:
of Krasnodar. 26 years of engineering. I am 47, my wife is 30. Living on her ZP, mine on Ipatek. paid for 4 years. a new building business class of 65 meters 2.4kq...What are we doing wrong?
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You stumble and stumble.
1st Such salaries in Krasnodar for a small number of people. It’s like giving an example of 100k in Moscow; that is, it exists, but the majority of residents can only dream about it.
2nd You have no children. A large number of people at the age of 26 already have children, and this is a big expense.
Three You live somewhere. Probably the parents, or got an apartment from grandparents. Many people do not have this, they are forced to rent apartments, and this is a big expense.
4 is 2.4k is obtained when you pay 50k each month. You have 47k, it’s not enough. But! Where are the interest? You have to pay a mortgage for 4 years. Where are interest? Where is the first contribution? Lying to?

Judging by "ipateque", the author is simply a lie.

The news burns:
10:22 “Rubin” signed two attackers
11:00 In Tyumen arrived two unusual primates

This is:
>>>>>> And really – renting housing is VERY expensive.

This is yes. In Russia, prices are somewhat hellish.
I'm currently filming a townhouse not in Russia. three bedrooms, two floors - about 12 thousand rubles
One will cost about 5.
in the birthplace of Barnaul - one - 12-15
Totally Ohrid
and----
What did you want? Of course cheap.
How many kilometers from the MCA!? to

It was 3 years ago.We lay in the night with my wife in the bed, suddenly my phone ringed on the phone.I see, my wife is calling.Now I think the child where the phone was thrown into our bed and one of us was knocking him (unlocking the sensor was just to go through the screen).I dropped the call.After 30 seconds the call was repeated,I think I need to take and find this dumb phone.I pick up, and there a bow, screw, and what a twist.Suddenly the wife looks around her eyes and says that the phone was in a jacket, a shirt in the washing machine...blin"...This phone called me and asked for... help.

I know such a family. Father, mother and teenage daughter. Copied 10 years, postponing the salary of courage. Father-mother had some cowards, was washed in the evening, dressed in the morning, the daughter cut her veins twice, because she was dressed as she was, and was harassed in school... I am silent about normal nutrition in general, 1500 per family per week, soybeans and compot from apple cleansers... We bought a twin. And now they treat nerves, gastritis, and my husband's stomach oncology was drawn...Here was a need to break the pop, with a guarantee? If you choose health and housing, then preserve health is better.

Interview with the fashion guru:
XX: What would you advise to wear in case of the abdomen?
YYY: I suggest wearing guiries in the gym and a smaller bag from the grocery store.

I came home today like a зае... tired tired. I use the apartment like a somnambul, there is a bell on the door. I look at the homeophone - a sensation of something with the machine and in the sphere. I think "Oh! Why did the turtles in the spheres come to me?" and then I remember that I came and didn’t turn off the alarm, and a group came. I open to betrayal and terrible inconvenience before the servants.
I didn’t turn off the alarm, right?
It looks like this with an unstoppable look:
– Yes not! We walked by and greeted. How is it?

Khrushchev understands the essence of democracy
XHH: I spoke at work, how to write correctly - prehistory or prehistory. I am in favour of the option with Y, the other 6 colleagues are in favor of Y.
xxxh: looked at the dictionary - right with Y. But most of them, so I'm stupid and right to write and...
The majority is always right.

The grandmothers are easier. If there was one child, two with a new husband, the quality of life does not change, the amount of housework changes, but after all, the man brings money!
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and ah. The grandmother will not take the child’s side. The man will not change. Well yes yes yes yes. My son and I just got off with one of them. I didn’t even get to travel. She made it clear to me and showed it:
When she is concerned with her child, it is also important to educate. When I’m my own, it’s me who wastes time on every jerk when she’s lonely. When she is ill – I have to give up everything and come, like a child and sit over with someone. When I need something – and as she throws her bloodshed, she can’t do without her mom... and so on. Her bloodshed is three years older than mine. Oh yeah, I’m a man and I owe it to everyone... In short, babies, go on. I will interrupt somehow. And if it is completely helpless with the hand - a prostitute will be removed. It is cheaper. For your wallet and your nerves.

You graduate from school - you enter a city-regional center or just a large (any educational institution) - you settle in the community for free. All of!
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You live in the city-regional center in a cottage with parents = "you do not need housing". That’s fucking you, not a companion.

Alice, remove my scary picture.
You are terrible yourself.

here here :
This in the Russian Federation per person accounts for 22-24 square meters of residential area.
Did not travel? Not a meter or a kilometer.

Chuvak, the author was talking about the residential square, not mountains, fields and rivers.

2015: Mad Max without Mel Gibson
Star Wars: Without Mark Hamill
2015 without Marty McFly.