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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №98064
 18.05.2014
The miracle:
I: Scandinavians thought women didn’t have a beard because they left.
The magic rope, along with the sounds of cat steps and fish voices.
The rope holds back Fafnir, a giant wolf who will devour the sun in Ragnarek.
And if the beards are back in fashion for women...
<...> Yes, and the last time I saw a cat, it drowned like an elephant.

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I don’t argue, the idea is great and generally explains a lot, but... *facepalm*
by FENRIER. The sun will eat the wolf, Fennir.
Fafnir, the dragon, was captured by Sigmund (Zigfrid). Not even in Scandinavia.
Turn the tails, strike the spies, and teach matchmaking.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №98063
 18.05.2014
And aren’t these gay people shaking their genital problems in front of everyone almost to show?
and
No, they are idiots. It happens among gay people.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №98062
 18.05.2014
to this:
..."lucky" to sneeze at the moment when the package of eggs was delivered. As a result of the "unlucky sneezing": all the eggs on the floor, clean them no time, hungry you run to work, and in the evening after work in the kitchen on the floor you are waiting for "ovaries": a dozen eggs, a flat layer of dry throughout the perimeter of the kitchen...
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that is, to roast and eat eggs there is a time, and to wipe out a piece of floor until everything has stretched and dried up - is it not time?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №98061
 18.05.2014
xxx: I stopped communicating with them for a long time - at all sessions I was exclusively in the role of a sponsor, tired of being used by everyone
YYY: You know, we in the university company had a guy who was called All Inputs, although he was a terrible boredom, ragged and was forever on the ground - just he always after drunkeness woke up before everyone and started cleaning up, a habit like that, instead of stunned. By the time everyone wakes up, the whole apartment/room in the shelter was shining. You say they use you.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №98060
 18.05.2014
Remember, dear ones: "constantiate" can only Constantine, the rest "constate"...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №98059
 18.05.2014
I ask the little (m): Will you play with me as heroes?
M: Yes, wow of course!
I: But you already know that the world is cruel? Heroes are played only by persons who have eaten manna meat.
M: Well no! Not so much I love them! Not at that price!

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №98058
 18.05.2014
As always. I’m young, single and I can play 8v1. Where to write?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №98057
 18.05.2014
If you teach math with a naked girl, it turns out to be a very exciting activity.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №98056
 18.05.2014
If you read The Witch carefully, Jennifer was only ninety-four at the time of her death.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №98055
 17.05.2014
I am glad I have a wife with a sense of humor. Or with these modern smartphones correcting in the text of SMS "I am in the lab" the letter "l" to the letter "b" and before the divorce is not far away.

[ + 14 - ] Comment quote №98054
 17.05.2014
The 1st option.
Treat their disorder in special psychiatric hospitals of the closed type.
The 2nd option.
to destroy. Because they are the impasse branches of human individuals. Unable to fully reproduce offspring. In addition, they try to popularize this unnecessity by trying to impose on others that it is prestigious.

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They say that fascism has won. To destroy people is to write creatures. It is not in a psychiatric clinic.

[ + 18 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98053
 17.05.2014
>> Sex between men to relieve tension
Long distance is one thing. Propaganda
Homosexuality as a way of life is different.
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This is shit, comrades!
Gay vs Piddars have already spoken out. Now let the tourists at least say something about long trips and something else. And the pattern is broken, and not the propaganda of homosexuality at all.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №98052
 17.05.2014
in the stick with the stick, and in the hole with the hole, the offspring will not appear! Never ever! Even in the super theory. I don’t care about practice...
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It is wonderful! I have long suggested - to accept marriage applications only with certificates of reproductive health of both spouses. There is nothing unfruitful of normal partners to hold with you, or have fought here. If you are healed, then think about marriage. And yes, if a year after the marriage, the young wife does not present a certificate of pregnancy or a successful birth - divorce. and compulsive. Let the district keep an eye on them to leave. Then see. I got married here without children!!! to

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №98051
 17.05.2014
But the bourgeois infection still walks on its heels.
Beware of the out-of-marriage connections there!
There are spies with a strong body – you put them in the door, they put them in the window!
Say that we’ve finished this long ago!

But they may not act directly.
Put yourself in the box and pretend to be a man.
and put it under the corset,
Check the gender of your neighbor.

There are other measures,
You will not understand, they will eat alive!
I dreamed of Hungarians.
With boats and guns.

V. Vysotsky, Instructions before travelling abroad

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №98050
 17.05.2014
From the taboo:

xxx: And a fantastic situation: you can visit the magical world, you fell in love with a pony / Griffon / other(?). Your actions?
yyy: And a fantastic situation: you can go out, you fell in love with a girl/boy/other(?). Your actions?

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №98049
 17.05.2014
That’s the "cocktail", but it’s a bit of humor :)
Wake up SEO:
One of the transitions to the site was made at the request: "Free for sale". It is time to rethink the concept of promotion.

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98048
 17.05.2014
A priest who knows about Sodom and Gomorrah gives good to a covenant that is forbidden by God. It breaks the brain a little.
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The most important money is paid, and God bless everyone for a long time :)

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №98047
 17.05.2014
Kirill An
Take the freedom of choice from the Russians, and they will calm down. Choose trailers - people will fall on the streets

Dmitry Maximov
Kirill, I wanted to seriously ask you what you think of freedom of choice, but then I saw that you were born later than 95 and realized that it was useless.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №98046
 17.05.2014
Everyone is talking about gays. Somehow I get on them. Atheists do not believe in hell. In religious terms, the only thing that surprises me a little is that in the West, in many countries, same-sex marriages are allowed, okay, too. But they also get married in the church, how do they understand? A priest who knows about Sodom and Gomorrah gives good to a covenant that is forbidden by God. It breaks the brain a little.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №98045
 17.05.2014
to this:
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A year ago:

Shell will begin searching for shale gas in Ukraine at the end of 2014.

I hear, brothers Slavs, soon in Ukraine may begin problems with democracy.

Nakarkal
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If you are interested, we found it. And an amazing coincidence! Near the Crimea and under Slavyansk.

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