As a child, like many, he went to his grandmother with his grandfather in the summer, one day during his stay with them, a home phone called in the apartment with a disk number pickup (other were not there then). My grandfather called the phone:

- Allo

Hi, where did I get?

I will look now.

After a 10-second pause, he said:

Not seen from here.



Then I put on the phone and calmly went on watching TV. I was 7 years old and I sat down for a long time and thought it was...

War and the Germans

The Lord! We are all (and they are) first and foremost people. Someone is a hero, someone is a fool. Regardless of gender and race. But! Let us not forget that the ideology of the Third Reich is the superiority of the Aryan race. So they went to destroy. with the appropriate propaganda. And the second point - interest in the experiences of Stanley Milgram. You will be surprised

It must be admitted that the evolution of global warming is somewhat discouraging.

10-15 years ago, I went with my wife on a train from Kiev to Moscow.
I drank a little (a liter of peppermint) for full sleep and snoring on the upper shelf.
Then the words of my wife.

The border at night. A girl in the pursuit comes in, she checks the documents, my wife gives her my passport, the girl says, wake him up (this is about me!) is
A woman who knows me for 20 years longer than a girl in the pursuit says, “Wake up yourself, you’ll get to Moscow.”
The girl smiles and with a command voice (looking into my passport) gives out "............of Dmitry Evgenievich!"
I suddenly sit on the shelf, almost breaking the third shelf with my head, answering "I!"
She said, “Look at me!”
I said, “There is!“”
The girl is to the wife: so, learn.
My wife is a girl: Awaken....

Yesterday's clouds over Moscow cost 95 million rubles. The cloud is still in place.
What cannot be said about money.

> There are also technicians and just smart guys.
Please make a thread device (not very energy-consuming and suitable for home use) that could melt used cellophane bags into Lego pieces.

You cannot go to Lego because you are copywriters. Maybe in Peabody. Cellophane can not, because cellulose. Polyethylene can be. That is, as desired as possible, but with some subtleties.
This should be something like an electric vault, which is filled with bags and other garbage, then the sprinkle pen is closed and strapped. Heated, excess polyethylene is squeezed out of the side lattice, cooled, disassembled and extracted from a bunch of parts.
Are there engineers-technologists who made Soviet plastic models for gluing? Will this technology or figures?

I am going to work right now, at the entrance of the office a glowing advertisement: "CONTRACTING". Yes, these are pumping...

My wife calls now and asks:
Do you want to leave a fish or a turkey for dinner?
Leave what you don’t want.
I knew it!
So leave the fish.
And that I knew. I could not call at all.
Give me a turkey.
And I’ve already eaten it...

To the question "begin with yourself" and the education of the swints. We here somehow decided to test in practice "the theory of broken windows". Usually at the entrance, all the spam from the boxes dropped immediately under the feet, the entire site was regularly overwhelmed with leaflets. They brought a box and put rubbish into it. No one had to explain anything, the leaflets began to go right into the box, not on the floor. Interestingly, the boxes began to appear and disappear as they filled up without our participation. But the most interesting thing is that after a year or two the boxes disappeared entirely, but the garbage on the floor never appeared. People are used to living in a clean entrance and now carry the maculature home. This is such a story.

The rats in the hamacks.
Folded on the sides,
The tail under the stomach.
Thin feet tremble,
falling on the mouth,
Unhealthy sorrow in the eyes.
The poor, the narrow,
To be a little warmer...

Because on Sunday
Turn off the heating!
It is a joke to say:
It was twenty-five before.
And today, look at:
It is twenty-three!
(A) and)))

I ordered a bath in the online store. I am sitting at work waiting for a call from the company. And here is the call, say come, take the cargo, but the working day is not yet over. I approach the boss to ask: “I need to take a bath urgently.” Not immediately came the reason for his heavily rounded eyes.

I had a boss, his name was Sasha-promised.

Everyone his...

My wife bought weight loss pills.

My sister is a pharmacist who works in a pharmacy and runs 8 kilometers a day to lose weight.

Are you surprised by the snow? The weekend was postponed from the winter vacation.
(c) SergDm, 10 May 2017 10:48:29

Title: The head of the district paid for the non-existent base for tourists
Commentary :
Existing Russian: I want to draw the attention of the prosecutor’s office that officials pay for non-existent medicine and non-existent fight against corruption from our taxes.

xxx: My acquaintance at the stop of the whisper wanted to let go, and eventually sprinkled in the pants. In the bus or in a taxi, he slapped, and eventually went home on foot. It is worth noting that the road was not close (approximately 5-7 kilometers). As long as the house went all this not only dried up but also caused irritation, but also terrified)))

Yyy: Yes, yes, I am familiar with you... 😉

Adult children - they are the same as the little ones: feed, laundry, wrap in the room, give money, just fuck.

The Republicans crucified Jesus.
YYY :?
You want to talk about politics and religion, right?

Without a doubt, "Unknown on the moon" is a thing for all times (it's from it quotes stick to place and not especially). But here is one nuance there is - Ponchik in a month has risen from a boomer to a millionaire. Of course, this is depicted with condemnation, but nevertheless... Or the main emphasis on the fact that he is [s]examiner[/s] _our_ fucking son?

You probably read the diagonals. Ponchik rose on an innovative start-up, introducing salt into food, and rose quickly. However, just as quickly and returned back to the bombs, as the local oligarch Dracula, who owned the land on the coast with salt, decided that the necklace on his site was free to extract minerals, and drove all the tiny shushers out of business, taxing all these startups with excessive royalties, after which the formation of Ponchik as a barracks in the amusement park began.

Yes, the oligarch outlawed them all (even the price of salt dropped) and Ponchik again became a bombardment. He did not invest in other industries, did not leave a pillow for a black day, but spent on <s>blackjack and prostitutes<s> food and entertainment, and as soon as the price of <s>oil<s> salt fell, he went bankrupt.

Shantell: I thought the bird was flying to us and crawling...and it turned out that it was rats cheese sharing.