I am a Jewish botanist. Therefore, my childhood in a city like Nikolaev was very painful, but fortunately I had a friend neighbor Kostya with whom we were friends from an early age, and he always protected me. But this was not the case when I was offended by hooligans at school, Kostia advocated for me, Kostia was a strong karatist. And to my greatest sorrow, I always called him when I needed help, and he came up for me and left with a smile on my face, and I acted like a real pig and thought he was just obliged to do it. But it was 10 years ago, I thought about everything and decided to make a gift to Kosty I ordered 2 chic babes (6 years didn't see Kosty only communicate on the Internet): I: Kostaja come urgently, I am in Nikolaev I have problems Kostaja: Where are you? I : Yacht club goes 30 minutes comes Kostia comes out of a taxi all he is in oil or I x3 in what (working at the factory) Kostia : Do you have a problem with them? (And it shows hinting on the girls) I : Yes. Kostia takes each on the right straight, both ladies fall unconscious and says: "George, I told you to play sports, you see what a chilly was. Sitting in a taxi and leaving. Never forget about your friends and do not exchange them for money because real friends if you need to even protect you from babies. p.s I didn’t tell Kosta that it was confusing for him, I just called him in the bathroom of others.

Goose is burning.
Russia to USA. Radulov misses the shadow as a result of a goal for us. The camera on Radulov, on the lips clearly reads: "Yes, no!and "
Gusev: "How I’m not right" says Alexander.

From the Dating Site:
I will fall in love with a man with air conditioning.

I still have guys.
XXX: What kind of subject
Yyy: a good object
YYY: I had 5 years in the universe had different lectures

tech.onliner.by
"American used Grand Theft Auto IV as a driver's textbook"

Tagged with: pfff! Through the eight seasons of Dr. House, I became a great diagnosis doctor.

A true satirist is one who dreams that a joke causes laughter, not rust.

In May...
An open-air venue in the park... At the extreme table, a man in his 60s sits alone, has ordered something, has eaten something. Eat not in a hurry, drinking them a glass of beer... Eat something meat, carefully with a knife and a fork... On the table is a mid-size barbecue...

The body of an indefinite age approaches the table from the side of the park from 17 to 25.

The rush approaches the table, grabs the barbecue and begins to run away.
At the expense of one or two men licking a fork (naughty??) It does not shake much, and at the fourth step this fork gets stuck in the thief's hand in which the barbecue is stuck.

The barnet falls out, the thief rushes away with a fork in his hand.
The man stood up, took the barbecue, put it in place, calmly ate, calculated and left.
Judging by how the guard rushed to the man, he did not count for the fork, but somehow the impulse of the guard suddenly disappeared...

I am pregnant with you.
How is? We didn’t even sleep, right?
I am in shock myself!! to

Talk to my daughter (8 years old):
Uncle, why are you helping us? Are you going to live with us?
I live with you, and I help because I live, and I live because I help. A closed circle, you know?
Hm... it doesn’t happen! You live – because you help, and you help – because you live, and you live, because you were born, and you were born... No one knows why you were born...

The five copies:

XXX: It seems that Lem had a story about nine-sex beings. They had serious problems with reproduction.
yyy: There were so many physiological holes that the guys were just confused where to hide? The nightmare yes.
XXX is worse. They could not have sex for pleasure until they had collected the full set.

Not with Lema, but with Clifford Саймак. Not nine but seven. The work "The Mirror" is called.
Long live the fantasy! and ;)
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Lema also had, the 22nd and 25th journeys of Iyon the Quiet, on the planet Antilene lived five, they had five in total, including 5 sexes :))

ZY: But for Saimaq's rescue, such a great story hasn't passed by me!! to

From the book "Build Your Business."

There is also the term “locomotive goods”. You sell a product from which it is easy to transfer the buyer to another product. Supplement to this product. For example, together with the drill, you can sell a set of drills. Or to the set for the preparation of cocktails you can offer the book "How to cure cirrhosis without breaking off from alcoholism".

She works in personnel:
xxx: They got to name and scream at me...All such brave guys on the phone, and come white and furry. I hate it!
YYY: No, they also come brave... the brave people get up in the elevator... then they go through the hallway, still brave people, here they are very close to the door these brave people have come... there are such incredibly brave people taking the doorstep, and here you are the girl in the glasses asking: "What should I do?" You are to whom?and "
YYY: That’s all, fucking, the end of all courage...and what else? How is?

In the morning I was terribly lying at work. at the GL. The bug does not show something on the statistics, the boss can not get in touch with customers, etc. Everyone is angry, argue about what and why. The Lunch. I went to the kitchen and met admin there, his first words:
About the Dawn. Have you seen us play the quarter-finals with America? and hockey
Well, in the text I looked at the account, the first period.
I’m so online in HD, quality super and most importantly Nothing LAGALO, as if no one is sitting in the net. The game is super...

From personal observations: the possibilities of straight hands are limited by Euclidean geometry, and the possibilities of curves are described by differential geometry, have no limits in the number of spatial dimensions and therefore a three-dimensional world like ours can be considered unlimited.

In this chest:
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HHHHHH :
In the evening, we go, we talk, we flirt, we flirt.
Dessert, ice cream and dinner.
We lie down and hugged.
Share, in bed, preliminary loves.
Precision, I am in the midst.
Here is she:
"You will not be offended if I say no"
The Curtain

Fuck what next? :)
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I wonder what kind of friends are young people today.

Damn all nics are busy, even nick "All-working" is busy!! to

Shulk: in Pennsylvania, a deer rides on a bus
A. Weaver: in Russia, deer in buses ride daily

Commentary on the film on one of the torrent trackers
111 - translation of chhatliatsky some
222 - Ukrainian Moscow

You have a small business...

You smoke too often, don’t you think?
At 40 you get nicotine and get sick with tuberculosis.
I want to marry you...
And you will die at 41... Although, your business, car... Widow... Kuri, Nadjanka, Kuri...

In the Kingdom of Swaziland, witches were banned from flying above 150 meters. The Civil Aviation Administration has introduced corresponding changes to the country’s air legislation. Those who violate the ban threaten a large fine of 500 thousand South African rands ($55).

They are officials in Africa.