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[ + 4 - ] Comment quote №81572
 16.05.2013
Theatre’s response:

HHHHHH :
In the evening, we go, we talk, we flirt, we flirt.
Dessert, ice cream and dinner.
We lie down and hugged.
Share, in bed, preliminary loves.
Precision, I am in the midst.
Here is she:
"You will not be offended if I say no"
The Curtain

Fuck what next? :)

Announced :))

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №81571
 16.05.2013
A cat is a rabbit who has been pulled by the tail so that his ears are pulled in.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №81570
 16.05.2013
xxx: Oh, there is a man living in Primorye, and he only knows the words that a frog and a butterfly...

YYY: Well, I did not study an entomologist.

XXX: Just a little boring and jealous. You are there, MB, every day you encounter bugs, which I have been licking all my life, and you don’t know who you are meeting.

YYY: You are correct. Sometimes a fool approaches me and says "You know who I am?and "

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №81569
 16.05.2013
XXX: How did you get saved?
YYY: First, we were a lot.
YYY: Secondly, we had weapons.
YYY: And third, we were not threatened by anything.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №81568
 16.05.2013
I entered the “Joke about Chuck Norris” in Google, pressed the search, and my browser closed.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №81567
 16.05.2013

Sanya: I had time to swell without him.)
Tomates are delicious?
Sanya: there were no shishes of vaapche))) there was vodka and all kinds of home tastes
Tamara is a pizzator. There is only one name left.)
Sanya: as I was invited, so I went.)
Tamara: It's the same as being invited to a sauna with whiskey and whiskey... and there was a shower, vaseline and soap on the floor rolling))))) butterfly.

[ + 43 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №81566
 16.05.2013
Here is Tom:
There was, I remember, in our institute one Chinese man with the proud name of Hui.
He was very upset that he was not named.
thx: said that this is translated as "hope"

If he were to be called Hope, he would be pleased!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №81565
 16.05.2013
Of course, we don’t have education, we have natural selection.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №81564
 16.05.2013
xxx: how the programmers - said a joke - cracked - tired while explained why cracked)

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №81563
 16.05.2013
You are as cruel as always ;)
Yes, I’m sorry, you all need to put a slice of the spat on your fingers, so that, while your fingers are healing, they can sit, read manuals and learn.
yyy: be easier))
xxx: What could be easier than pulling off a scarf from a scarf?

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №81562
 16.05.2013
I read here a couple of times about the behavior of drivers on the roads of Novokuznetsk.
We have good goats! Example of:
Once in those times, when there were still fines of 100 rubles for almost everything, I was stopped for a slight excess (just a hundred). I, of course, know that bribes are bad to give, but I broke and I had a good reason, which I told and the hoist, including the man, said, said, that the half-hoist is in place and I can evaporate.
After scratching the pockets (and it was studenthood), I earned 48 rubles. The employee, squeezing his nose, accepts the "gift" with the words "then you will bring" (joke, of course).
Half a year. They stopped me to check, and I forgot my papers at home. What I see! The same heist is ready to drop me below the plinth and I decided to take the situation into my own hands. I give him 2 rubles. He looks surprised, but I’m ahead of his question: “I owe you a surplus since the summer.”
I see in his eyes some computational processes, and then he looks like an arget (recalled). I let go ))

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №81561
 16.05.2013
Programming discussions :

> I will take strong Javis to my team.
>> We don’t have javaists
>>> they are fun

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №81560
 16.05.2013
From the Diablo Forum:
The xxx:
Why is this hole in the helmet? To be there? Meeting with the Devil?
YYYY :
For the meeting with the devil there is a hole in the pants, either in front or behind, depending on the DPS.

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №81559
 16.05.2013
Picture of a family portrait, sewn with a cross.
"A year and a half of work!! And about three hundred thousand crosses!"

This is what means there is no camera in the family.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №81558
 16.05.2013
I was pregnant, I ate Skitels, toxicity began. My husband runs and asks me all the time how I feel, and I whisper in response that the advertisement hasn’t cheated and I feel the rainbow.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №81557
 16.05.2013
Is there anything more interesting than Diablo 3?
Y: Work at McDonald’s, lectures on the history of the CPSU and the last Bond film.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №81556
 16.05.2013
If you are driving, be prepared for any turns.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №81555
 16.05.2013
Today I heard a whistle from the Sachachenica, she was talking to my wife on Skype, after which I slipped off the couch. This story would be told by Zadornom from the scene, and I will already write how it will work out, although it is not bad for Sikachenko too.
The sisters discussed holding the “parent’s day”, which is traditionally held after Easter, in different places from Sunday to Thursday. She tells her how she will do it, what she will take with her, and so on. Drinking will not take, telling no one to drink, and no reason, but reminded that some take with them so much that they stay there and sleep (in the cemetery). By the way, they had one grandmother, who went to visit the deceased husband, took a bottle of vodka with her and gradually drank during the day, and could still eat with the neighbors. This is about her and the story, it must have coincided!
Ten years ago it was, she was fattened so that she stayed overnight at the cemetery, lay on the bench installed near the grave, the good was already warm. And at this time, at night some guys decided to rape a young girl, dragged to the cemetery, this is the usual trick of the rapists to suppress the will of the victim. In order to finally suppress the girl's will, they began to force her to drink a glass of vodka, but refused and refused. But then from the darkness suddenly a bone hand runs out and a voice is heard: "Then give me if she doesn't want to." The rapist was immediately forgiven, and the girl fainted. She woke up, and her grandmother stopped and said, “Don’t be afraid, I just lay down here to sleep, and here you lie, what happened to you?” and named herself by name. Somehow she caused the girl to feel and took her home. When it became clear how it really was, the parents did not carry this grandmother on their arms, their gratitude was immeasurable, they then buried her when she died.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №81554
 16.05.2013
A man writes to me at ICQ: “Hello, baby, what are you doing today?”
“Two murders and one robbery.”
and silence...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №81553
 16.05.2013
The law of deceit...
I don’t really get to meet girls and tell them how good I am.
But when I tell sales girls that I calmly run the house myself, my hands grow from the right place and I still know how to cook a bunch of everything, then everyone begins to ask to take them with you...

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