xxx: I am sending copies of documents to the boss by mail now)
The subject of the letter: "Tacutes to the Thief"
When will I be fired for all this shit? xd

My neighbor met my daughter yesterday. First I put a bottle, let’s see what kind of man you are. And when they persuaded her, he threw her out of the apartment, shouting: my daughter does not need alkas!! to

I think it’s a crossword.
Question (literally):"A child’s circle around the tree."
Master Yoda, are you that?

In order for the girl to be better glued, she must first be de-fetted.

I return from class. A girl passes past me with a phone at the ear and gives an epic phrase: “Yes, she knows French by the mouth.” Indeed, it is a skill worthy of Chuck Norris.

A friend told him how he was called several times in a row by a strange aunt with the same question: "Is this a clinic?" For the first time, he courteously replied that she was wrong with the number. The next time I said "No, this is an apartment". For the third time annoyingly advised to check the correctness of the number. Finally, for the fourth time, apparently, quite desperate, destined to burn out "Well, come, I will look at you".)

Tester (16:29:17 14/05/2012)
It is nice when you can see the nipples in the deodorant.
Tester (16:29:32 14/05/2012)
Katya
Proger(16:30:14 14/05/2012)
There is no dispute about taste :)
Tester (16:31:18 14/05/2012)
I approached her with a question and burned. She is not still sitting, but lying down and her chest is so carefully lying on the table. Fearlessly. I go back and look from above.
Tester (16:31:36 14/05/2012)
I forgot why I came.
Proger(16:31:42 14/05/2012)
:D
Proger(16:32:17 14/05/2012)
Katya and her breasts lay on the table, while Tester Senior and Tester Junior stood next to each other.

I read the book on the Kindle Touch. A fly came, sat on the screen and turned three pages.

It doesn't crack - it's when I accumulated worms, and they were enough for the whole season.

Compact and stylish animal of the family of cats, breed Domus, g.

Elegant, ultra compact, h/b design. Body of 30x22x11 See also 25.

Voice control of basic functions.

Several modes of sound effects: whistling, whistling, whistling, loud whistling, treading, whistling, classic whistling.
Feature of the model: Meukany mode is NOT supported.

Playing Modes: Repeat one track or combined, consecutive, random, arbitrary playback.

Function of autonomous play: There is

The alarm function: Yes.

Installed charging device.

Feeding: without adapter, from permanent dry feed and variable natural (meat/fish/tomates)
Additional feeding: verbal and tactile contact, cuddling, love.

Time of autonomous work without dop. Food for 72 hours.

Compatible with similar devices of incomplete M flooring.
* Uncompleted piece "egg", 2 pieces

Esofter: We started somehow the system falling in one place. launched under the debug, on the line of the crack comment - "here by the idea should not fall, but if it still falls, call the telephone. Thirty"

A decent woman knows where you can behave inappropriately, and an inappropriate woman does not know.

The end of the 80s, the international, the 16th commonwealth of the Kiev Politek, the famine, but mostly among the USSR, foreign uncaschis, especially the Arabs, lived quite decently... :)

When I make my own tea, I suddenly realize that sugar is yoghurt (NO, Turkish). I go out and meet Michael Hindu on the stairs. I must say that Michael was a man of interesting fate. His mother was, according to rumors, a Moscovite, his father - some Indian Rajah, Brahman, or both, both are poor people, which was confirmed by the rich gift of his son with all kinds of material goods during their visits to Moscow and India. In all other things, Michael was no different from the ordinary Soviet student-bucharic of that time - participation in drunkenness, half-hungry existence, prolonged sessions, etc. And even outwardly he was not like an Hindu - a healthy European-looking bugai under 1.90, a slightly darkened face and speaking Russian almost without an accent. Since upon arrival from his hometown, Michael almost immediately drank everything brought with numerous friends, it was difficult to catch him not empty. And I seemed to have succeeded! When asked about sugar, Michael answered affirmatively and took me with my sweets to his room. There, on the table, virginly clean and in the complete absence of even tiny food, there was a teaspoon of sugar lying in the middle, a minute before meeting me "shoot" by Michael at someone else.

Just leave me a little.

My cat lives on the principle of “eating is tired of sleeping.” Thro the day, he puts clothes in different places.

Alex: Hi to you! How are the exams?
Nick: It is a sadness. I’ve barely slept for a week... By the way, today I said goodbye to Firefox.
Alex : Why? got the glue?
Nik: Worse=( I go into it, and he suggests me: "Start a new session". Removed the shit.

Massoj: May 10, about 8 in the morning, I go to the universe, to meet, presumably father and son, a young 12-year-old, he has a Georgian tape on his portfolio. The little scratching the tape unleashes it and throws it into the garbage near the store, I will even be upset not enough time, as the little got a delicious necklace from my father and a lecture on the theme of respect for symbolism - violence is bad, but the mood has improved)))

Conversation with a 4th grade student:
I was in the Kinshasa and I liked it very much. Now I want to go to the museum of torture.
What do you want to be when you grow up? Probably a doctor?
I don’t want a doctor, I’m afraid of blood. I want to be a prosecutor!

Orthography and puncture are preserved.

babah: well why I don't have a guy :-( as always.ээээээххххххххххххххх a guy is not at 13 years old. girls from my class at 14 years old me and my girlfriend are 13 years old :((( I want a guy t.k. I was struck by the girls with their questions "and where your guy is"I am very upset to see classmates happy and we and Anya walk like two ghosts no one sees us.
A little bit of the chest is almost 1 size of what is still needed.by character good and cheerful.and the boys from the class in what silicone doll all over the chest there is no empty lipstick to paint like a cow what ton of tonic on the face is applied and I.......I am the worse I am NATURAL.What more naaaaaaaaaaaaaddдооoooooooooooooooo!!! to

Yyy: I have a magical sweatshirt in my livestream.
Tagged: talisman
My grandmother spoke
YYY: I went to exams with him from the first course

The best period of adult life is when you are already independent of your parents and still independent of your parenthood.