XXX: "It is necessary to write an interesting article on the topic "What swimsuit to choose full ladies".
YYY: None
YYY: Welcome
YYY: None
and
And when for us individual beaches will do, where these excessively nervous people would be banned from entering, and we could freely take sunbaths. People because of such personalities have not been on the beach for 15 years. Think about it when you are grinding along the fence.

XXX: I went to the tank today. I filled a full tank of 95, and I say, action today. 95 for the price of 92.
92. they were not in that container.

The xxx:
I need to move something.
I was not taken to work.
Do you know why? Because the grandmother
I do not have to gather compasses and wrap bolts with anything.
Member is not
YYYY :
Oh looool
Instead of computer technicians instead of screwdriver.

This is:

From the Russian Post:
Packages with bees, plants,
Fresh fruits and vegetables,
Transfer without acceptance
The value of the investment"
Package with bees. A dog with bees!! to

It is right, in principle. Beekeepers are usually sent by post, because there is no alternative.

Examples of how people ignore what they have under their nose:
I walk past the printer, there the architect clings to me:
- Anton, here the printer writes that the MBk cartridge is over, tell me, I picked right, is this? It is not written here. - stretches me a box with a two-centimeter font with the inscription "Protectional Cappuccino" and a picture of a man in that same capuccino... How? →? to

And I am deeply violet about your Eurovision. I watched hockey.

From the hub, the answer to the question: "It is not just not to hold the door in the subway, but to dust back from the scale?"

It’s just another way to hold the door – you need to catch the moment and swim through the door that opened up to you.
To maintain the door in a resonant swing, it takes much less force but more snoring for its passage.
This is a nightmare level for entering the door!

Being a mother of many children is not only happiness, pride and social status, but also the opportunity to collect the entire collection of zodiac signs!

to this:
Imagine you have a closet.
......
And then there were May holidays and you left to rest, and when you arrived... found that someone moved your shelves in places, moved things, the doors began to open to the other side (they became more, but they became small)...
Welcome to the next release of Mozilla Firefox 29.0.1"

But imagine the feelings of the fans of Opera, when in the morning of February they did not find their things at all, because instead of the usual closet at the wall was a glamorous toilet made by Google...

baxus: Tell me, what do you mean in your understanding of the phrase "cultural man"?
mantix:It was, I remember, the criterion "do not squeeze in the counter".
BG: What about the curtains?
darklight_red: just about the fold!
How about the scratch scratch!? to
darklight_red: What if you sit in the middle of the side? Going through the neighbors?
byglyckp: As you move to the brush, you can use several folds at the same time!
darklight_red is here. You are already thinking like a true cultural Russians!
BG: We will win!
darklight_red: YES! And only so!
Bays, folds... I look, life passes by me.
the_lb: for the enth, the collision, in the cultural society can and candelabromy shrink!

I crawl in a crumbling box. Next to the elevator. An elderly lady (D) and a dog come out. and basset. The dog stopped and began to watch me closely.
D: We are going home!
D: Let’s go now!
D: You still don’t understand anything about it!
The lady drops the lead and leaves. Baset, apparently, having agreed with this verdict, follows her.
The curtains )

I washed my stuff here.
The man is good)))
Wife: You’re not very upset about your green cowards, right?
Wife: Am... I have no green cowards.
Wife: Now there is )

From Habrabrabr:

The survey “What methodology is used in your project” was completed naturally. At the moment, 2,668 people have responded – a huge thank you to all! Surprisingly again won “Through %op” and “How will it be”...

Intellectually immature hanches:

Menstruation in girls starts from 10-14 years old, unfortunately, not all parents descend to explain the subtle aspects of puberty to their children. The limited idiots, IMHO.
Malaria is caused by fungi of the genus Candide, living in ALL without exception human individuals on the mucous membranes in normal. Candidiasis as a disease occurs with a sharp decrease in immunity as a result of stress, disease, taking antibiotics, during pregnancy and before the onset of menstruation. The first three reasons apply equally to men. Yes, and don’t get crazy. This is not a STD, but a violation of the balance of the normal microflora of the body.
And in general, don’t make it on the humorous resource to mock, I’m tired of it. You just complain, no matter what.

How do you print so fast?! to
In the early 2000s, on the old sleeping compass in the local computer club of the House of Creativity, I liked the game very much - on a black background in the green frame appeared a letter, you press it, the next appears. The fun was that the test was for time, with a record table. It fascinated me more than all the games combined (even more than Heroes 2). At that time, the computer was essentially sitting down for the first time and all I could do was move through the folders in the dosage, the windshield was for me a sleepy, incomprehensible forest. He did not know how to print, but he wanted to learn. With unintelligent eyes, I sat down and screwed this program until there was only my name left in the 100 rows of the record table. I stopped only when I could not beat my own score even on the 100th line. There are rumors that the door was specially removed afterwards. The other kids didn’t understand why they couldn’t see their glasses.

At least you’t lie! Who is this red?
The dildon? I get out of the bus in the morning.
I saw...
This is not a red, twisting dildon. This is poet-
Metaphysicist Vladimir Ehrl. He has such
The hair...

I want to be a vampire.
Are you ready to kill people?
I will drink the blood of animals.
J: that is. Are you going to suck rats?? to
M: Ahahah, what is it? by Rofl:
Again on my eyebrows! Chris is pumping, you are no longer standing on your feet!! to
M: Dear, I was glassing like a sober man. My friends and I broke up in the houses ?

For a long time I could not understand why in the company to keep uneducated and unskilled HR. And every month, this blonde girl with a pleasant appearance gives up to 3 thousand. by Dol.
Until I read this recording.
"The main purpose of iRad is to prove that you can afford iRad."

Cake in the area:

1st Do you have a cake with fresh berries?
2nd Of course, with fresh ones, what else?
1st with frozen
2nd Of course, with frozen, what else?
1st ...

This smart
to this:
XHH: Tell me where to buy a gift to my mom "How to live if my child is introverted"?
WOW: There is nowhere. I would also buy...
Okay, I will write myself.

My Child is an Introvert by Marty Laney
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An extrovert, no book will help. She will still bear his brain until he grows up and runs away from it.