...two guys from the computer department... in the photo a girl in underwear, standing face to the board and writing something on it, the guys not thinking long, start scaling the image, and SEE what is written on the board.
I thought...

I am from the department of computer, I also saw this picture. there physics :)

Savatari Makoto: A normal person from the body smell will be bad at all, what about me to say
Final: There is a chit - balm star is soaked under the nose :D
Rededa: If the body is weekly, then at least smash the star :D

At work, almost everything is "you" and by name. But the two employees didn’t get along with each other. First, they began to "draw" each other, then moved to the name-fatherhood... Observe one pleasure - straight so "do hate" each other, the classic of the genre :=)))
Then he says, “Citizen!” Will you give me a stepler?"
She:"But... The apophysis of our office has reached its apocalypse".
The Chief:"I would say APOFIGEA. After such or to the altar, or a duel"

XXX: He said that to you!
yyy: oh yes, only in the background of these "I love you more than life!" phrases "There is a breakthrough!", "Covered!" and "The tank burns!" a little confused. Maybe it is not me?

Astrologers announced the week of devil 3, the number of passers on the streets has decreased by half

I read Pink Floyd’s song “Julia Dream.” “Every night I turn off the lights in anticipation of the barley bride. Can the Chechnya Armored Man find my shelter?"

Are you in Oregon?
No, but almost...
The Yankees:?? to
by Tolkien...

Nick: Listen, is that what it’s called? For several months, coming to the country, I suffer: there is no closet, no pieces to hang / lay. I decided to build at least a "skeleton" cabinet of boards. Boards to get out of the sarai constantly hampered the closet (!) I moved it from place to place and only a few hours ago I realized I was an idiot.

Only 1% of girls said they would wait with sex before marriage.

Let’s imagine: you have another date, you can’t wait, and you clearly hint on “drinking coffee”, and in response you hear, “You know, I won’t have sex before the wedding.” Honestly, would you continue to meet? Knowing that, most likely, you do not have anything to do with her at all, and you will waste your time? Most likely, you will think that you are irritated or thrown away, and she is lying. And even if you believe it, still don’t call her anymore – why do you get so dumb.
How many of you will wait? I will remind you: a virgin is a virgin, not "you can't go here, you can go there", wait is not to relax on the side, normal people don't get married in a hurry - months pass between the meeting and the wedding. Ready for such? And do not say that now you are there for some time without sex: one thing is to abstain from fishing, another, when the girl is very close, and "the eye sees, the tooth does not melt." And if you consider that before the wedding it is worth living together, because only so you will know what kind of hostess she is? You will see her all the time, and probably sleep in the same bed... Put the sword between you:) and you will dullly shake in the bathroom? You will hate this girl soon. In addition, after the wedding you may find out that you have a complete sexual incompatibility with her.

You read, so the entire male population of the Earth has one global problem, which by ranking even now bypasses the events still predicted to us by the Maya calendar - is the search for a pair of ABSOLUTely SOLID socks.
My husband took a pair of socks out of the box (I wrap them in two) and said, “You have combined different socks. I dressed them and went to work.
Nothing to add)

About WoT (Tanks)
Stoudmaier: Hello to the morning topan of tanks, Congratulations on my graduation :) no longer a student, and 18 recently was, actually already a healthy uncle I am now
GeheimePapic: the main thing is to choose a specialty that you really like
Repair of Berry

Dialogue from WoT.

I am stupid! What to do?
Stay here and shoot.
Stay where?
- here
I stand
Shoot to
I shoot
I am not a fool.
I say that stupid.
I see

I was in Dubai with my family - the first thought: here is the paradise for Luzhkov (buildings 10 times more than in Moscow for all his time). The second thought is that they have their hands cut off there for theft, he would not have enough of his limbs there with all his comrades for a couple of weeks.

“But if I don’t have money at all, then I’ll go to the cabbage. I will meet a new man, maybe I will go to visit him, sleep, maybe he will give me something, or just give me money.

History as a prostitute was not allowed to go to the cabbage - nothing more fun in her life has happened?

My brother asked his student what corner the circle corresponds to.
of 365 degrees.
It makes us think about the existence of high-level circles.

Life imprisonment will pass unnoticed if the Internet is put in the camera.

After the performance in the famous St. Petersburg Alexandrinsky Theatre (formerly the theatre of St. Petersburg). Pushkin) also went the famous actor Nikolai Simonov. Suddenly, a healthy guy approached him and, breathing the smell of garlic and vodka pepper, politely addressed him:

Nikolai Konstantinovich, let me talk to you.

Simonov responded with a strong rejection. Then the upset boy (but it was a thirty-year-old uncle) replied:

- Ah, Nikolai Konstantinovich, but you kissed me in the ass!

It is easy to imagine the anger of Simonov. The militia. The Protocol. Representatives of the law, of course, stood up in defense of the great artist. Then the accused pulled out of some secret pocket in a cotton bathtub, tremendously unfolded it and presented a frame from the film “Peter 1”, released in the 32nd year (now in court - 69 years!When the king, whose role was brilliantly played by Simonov, happy with the birth of the heir, raises the child high above his head for general observation and deliciously kisses him in the appetizing butt. Everything was right. Thirty years have passed. Simonov was a man with a genuine sense of humor – the world was restored.

Berlusconi returned from the trip disappointed. There were prostitutes at the inaugurations, but only political.

You will not be able to think of".
We went somehow with acquaintances to classes on fencing (with rollers you will behave, what you will not get). They worked blocks. I got it badly. Here he flew with a wooden sword almost on his eyebrows. It was evening, lazy to go into injury. But in the morning I still had to go to the hospital (the mirror, which was not at the training, showed that the wound was deep enough). I go to registration.
Hi, I have a breakdown (I show in the morning), where should I go?
Are you on your eyebrows or over your eyebrows?
and above.
Go to a three-hundred office there.
I go. I see there the inscription "Dentist". I knock carefully (I think I don’t remember the number correctly).
Hi to you. I have a split. I was told to turn to you.
Over the eyebrows or on the eyebrows.
and above.
Sit in the chair.
I sit down.
Open the mouth.
I have a cut over my eyebrow.
Open the mouth.
In a minute:
I need to treat a couple of teeth.
I have a calculation over my beard.
Come here tomorrow at ten.
I still wonder what had my teeth to do? The morning healed on its own, the scar is almost not noticeable.

I was fighting with my wife and I didn’t talk to her for the third day.
Pellegrini and the Gentile are a puppy. But THREE DAYS of quiet and quiet... it is like coffee!! to