You have a baby, and what if he is allergic to your cats? Horror is what. Separation is very difficult. Especially with family children.

The processor power of the female head is small and cannot accommodate the entire space of the variants of the action or phenomenon in question. Therefore, the woman will try to reduce any such things to zero or to infinity. In speech, this is manifested as the use of the words “all”, “eternally”, “absolutely”, “perfect” and so on. In the case of infinity and “nobody”, “never”, “nothing” in the case of zero. Examples of statements: All men are goats; you don’t give me anything (in fact you can give it 5 times, but the woman has already rounded to zero and arguing is useless); I absolutely have nothing to wear (a mathematical masterpiece: here the woman successfully bound infinity and zero together).
It is funny when a woman brings herself to hysteria due to such rounding. For example, a guy gives a girl candy of one brand, but she loves another brand. You can think, you can forgive. But in a woman's head there is about this rounding: He is absolutely not interested in my tastes and interests (you can cry in the evening) - no one really understands me and does not appreciate me (turbulent hysterics are quite justified). So the reasons for most of the girl’s tears can be explained by bugs in the rounding function. But maybe it’s such a fitch.

-If Russia reaches the 45th year, then this artificial man will be made on Togliatti and he will be as poor as the production of the factory))) Will come out of the conveyor with a light bump and immediately send someone to us)))

It reminds me of Bender >_<

Is there a life after Google Page 10?

The wife from the morning teaches her 4-year-old daughter the commandments: “You can’t cheat, you can’t kill...”, and then the daughter interrupts her: “You can kill deceivers?”

Mail.ru Questions and Answers

2 weeks ago.
The young man confesses in love, how to check how serious is everything?? to

A week ago...
How to wash sperm on an elastic sports suit?? to

8 minutes ago...
XHH: I call a number there they say: The wrong number, and the other number call is going - it added me to the blacklist?

The Spring. The Sunshine. The singing birds. Students and students look at each other. It is not an interesting lecture.
A boy (P) and a girl (D) are sitting behind. D touches his biceps and asks for tension.
Q: Why is it so soft? I have to be strong!
Q: I have another muscle, when stressed, it becomes like a stone. Do you know what I am? ;-) (Obviously hints to a member)
Q: What is a point?

The MDA. I lie quietly on the couch without touching anyone, looking at the planet, repeating the morning broadcast. and suddenly:
Russian scientists from the Krasnodar region learned to walk on the water (well, I think fucking in the mouth, did we discover something)... with the help of foam skies (bingo fucking!And they show how some dwarf in green shorts stands on pinoplast skies, crawls, and tries to walk on the water. That’s not all, he has a super popper. It’s not a shit, but what a shit. MDA...
Russian science is ahead. and :)
And generally offensive, I remember recently American scientists invented a liquid armor... and we are foam skis... fucking in the mouth....

Contact/Photo of youth rock group

What kind of girl is this in the background?
YYY: This is Artem...
XXX: Oh... sorry...

Commentary under the text broadcast of the match Finland - Russia:
“I will give an unforgettable night to anyone who strikes my husband’s mouth – he’s sick for the Finns!”

It feels like the Americans are bombing everything that starts with B. Belgrade, Baghdad, and Libya bluntly confused with Bolivia

Russia will host the 2016 World Hockey Championship

Let’s take the Brazilian carnival too! Is it for us, shit? = = )

9 May.
Outside the corner comes a half-turn with a transporter "After us victory!"... and what you would think, next to it- "Victory" gas-20...on the rear glass of which the inscription "Thank you grandfather for the victory")))))))))

It was rainbow today. He passed the exam on underground layers.
He says that there are such layers under the ground... you can extract coal, stone, etc.
Pred, a fairly young woman, says, say well, I see what was prepared, but can you go deeper?
The guy in response gives out: "I can’t go deeper – I can more often!"))

ban110: well what do you know about online games, here is my brother and his friend are playing in WARCRAFT, where are you before them, fucking!

Here is the end of the world - what will you do?
YYY: First I will die, and there it will be seen.

The harm of beer to the human body is very extensive. Death of brain cells (which, dying, enter the bloodstream, are filtered by the kidneys and leave with the urine)
Y: The New Concept – Brain Shed

There is actually a lover for sex. My wife is a saint! 😉
Wow, you can’t whisper in a loved one!

xxx: Should black people be allowed to play for the Russian national football team?
YYY: Should the Russian national team be allowed to play football?

In Belarus, like in Harry Potter, there is "The One You Can't Call"