XXX is Russia. 21st century. Innovative shlagbaum on the hospital town’s terminal: a red ribbon tied from one end of the road to the pillar, and from the other end (attention!) to the guardian who sits on the chair :-D
xxx:... so I imagine how the grandfather with this tape stops offenders carrying on the car *LOL*

Candidate of Doctoral Sciences from... Cyprus. What science is this doctoral? I know technical, chemical, biological, but I have not heard of doctoral sciences.

T: I still like to be cunning.
How do you become a true guru? :)
A: Moving to Israel

The explanatory driver. from 6.05.2013 He was absent from work due to the accident. At 6.05 in the morning, I woke up and drank a glass of transparent fluid from the table. I thought it was a tonic. It seemed like a tonic with gin, as a result of which I had a mild degree of alcoholic intoxication, in which I could not drive the car.

On the forum, in the topic of how Richard Branson (Virgin) lost a dispute and on one flight of the aircraft became a stewardess:
It was archival, but I still undermined...

So the idea of putting a bed, a computer and a TV in a large room was born, and it was Solomon's decision, if we took at least one item in another place and my husband and I would not meet for years. :D

XX: We had a conference alone in the universe, no matter what. The first speaker finished, says - there are questions? They ask him where he came from.
Member of the Committee: Riazan
The voice from the room: Is it behind the MCAD?

One of my friends did this when he got his diploma. After the celebration dedicated to receiving the diploma, he came home without a photocall and a phone, but the diploma was glued to the inner pocket of the jacket)))

From the client’s wishes:

"To rename "the thick client" into a simple "1C enterprise". Women are offended.”

I lost the gold brochure. The Adorable. I cry!
Very good brochure. I lost my 40 key.
The dear?

In Moscow burns the warehouse of the central office of "Post of Russia"

Per they decided to get rid of the package clutter in a simple way.

X: And she (the chief) said that I have an unhappy look.
Y: She’s worried about you
X is yes. How to dismiss a man with such an unfortunate look
It’s like dismissing a cat.
X: Yes
Would you let go of the cat?
X: Yes
X: I would worry.

My sister is reading a book of Scandinavian tales. and dreaming:
- Here I will grow up, open a nail design studio and name it "Naglfar"

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I translated where to go for beer.

on the internal forum of the company development of the topic of prohibition / permission of indoor plants at workplaces
Then tell me, please, some indoor plant that needs very little (or not at all) light.
WOW: The Prayer :)
ZZZ: The Accounting

I do not learn by means of the method "Hello neighbors"
If in the middle of the night the cat scratches the door, I jump up and go to the door with a terrible thump, sharply open it and start to scratch on it, like a wounded bison. Two or three such nights, and the desire to get into the room disappears. He probably thinks there are wounded elephants at night.

The source code of the porn site
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The authors of the announcement:
- removal of girls in art films and television programs.

to this:
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Matrix - Release
I sincerely believe that there should be a portal from the Pushkin metro station in Moscow to the Pushkin metro station in St. Petersburg.
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Metro station Pushkinskaya in Kharkov.

(With respect to Kharkov)

Nikita Mikhalkov filmed the film 'Bezrukov'. In the main role is the simple guy from the udmurt depths Gerard Depardieu.