Inspired by the adoption of a pro-gay law, the French kicked off the Russian hockey team.

Yyy: I have my own special way of resting.
XXX: I also have one.
yyy: I turn on a series in which you don't have to look at the screen, you understand what's going on, and I remove my hair from my feet with a pincet.
Not that they are smooth, but that just relaxes me.
You have which?
XXX: I’m cuddling, but you go on))

If you have nails on your legs, you have hands on your hands.)
YYY: If you follow your harmful logic, then the animals on their legs have legs, right?
zzz: Imagine... "Wash the dog’s legs!" – "I can’t, my arms are painted".

IRA walks through the park and writes to me how cool he is.
Only bad words.

She recently put order in her husband's socks, paired in pairs, and single in a bag. And now, when I find a lonely socket, I feel like waiting for me, I open the bag and hope to see his pair there.
Unfortunately, no one has been reunited yet. (

From Tomsk: I am 26 years old. I had tears in my eyes as I walked into the ‘Immortal Regiment’ with my grandfather and grandmother (unfortunately, now in the photo)! Friends, remember the story! Remember Driving, Courage and Courage! Remember those who for the sake of the future did not spare and gave their lives for the sake of victory over fascist Germany! Both on the front (with 17 years with a machine in hand), and in the rear (18 hours change without weekends).! to

I bought grapes in the market yesterday. They said sort somehow "kum-kush" or "sheesh-beš"
— — —
The grape is called 'Kishmish' and it is multiplied by vineyards, not seeds.
Therefore, giving birth to children is not really worth it.

by Navial. I saw two teenage girls smoking in the entrance and remembered their childhood. When I went out for a walk, I went to another part of the area, where friends live, I called the home phone to find out if they were at home, if not, I went to look in places where we normally played or spent time. If they weren’t anywhere, I asked the boys who were chasing the ball or playing chupaceps at the entrances. They said that they saw them in the rocks, the fire is burning, and I went there to look for them among the rocks and the stones where they were there and found them!!! You will go through the entire quarter until you find it. And then you go home, out of the entrance a little bit out and on the mobile phone calls the first question: "you where?". and /

Over the years, the Great Victory has had too many new winners.

May 9 is dedicated.

It is now we and the classmates of the director and professor are capital and European, and as children we lived in the same courtyard in a distant provincial town, where all the entertainment was the military units, where our fathers served, and a large railway hub, where the locals worked. The military units were as follows: one serious strategic, where ordinary only a chef was, and the second - a landing regiment, which guarded the first from possible foreign saboteurs. On the territory of the first we were not allowed close, and on the second we were day and night, went with the desanters to their dining room (cash in the soldier dining room not to compare with the home :), the cinema, gyms, etc. No one hunted us, but instead encouraged - let the boys prepare for army service from childhood.

Another reason for forcing us to day out with the desanters were local Aborigines. The children of the officers were well-educated boys, whose mothers were teachers and doctors, grandparents and grandparents in large and capital cities, every summer in Crimea or Sochi. But the locals - the children of the advanced group of the Soviet people - the father was a carrier or a carrier, the mother was a cleaner, the class hatred of the barchucks was familiar with them from the diapers. In general, detachments of proletarian minors captured and beaten officer children both in school and in the courts. The ability to fight against the band was educated forced from a young age. Street fighting is a special fight, it is not a section of judo or sambo. Here the recipients will not help, here you had to be both clever and cruel. Well, the landers pumped us, showing some spells with objects. Growing up, we and our offenders have reconciled and even become friends, some hanging together on memorial boards who have not returned from Afghanistan.

But it was later. Meanwhile, we were taken out, third-class kids with a friend of their classmates for the May holidays in Moscow. for the first time. The Borodin panorama, the Kremlin, the Children’s World and of course the VDNH with its attractions. Tired parents sat down on the benches, and we were sent to attractions, giving no regrets about the money. The fact that 9-year-old boys go to hell alone - for our ancestors, it was not a problem, we went for days where no one went missing. This is the money and attracted to us the local wdnhovskaya spana. Clean boys, in shorts and white shirts - than no prey. By the way, when fighting with the boys at home, they never took money from us and that someone could rob us, didn’t even come to mind. Moreover, it was unexpected that a dozen capital boys, much older than us, suddenly climbed into our pockets and dragged parental money. The anger and outrage, of course, were nonethnic. Having broken the stick-supporters of the seedlings and remembering all the tricks of the landers, we began to beat this shobla, as the lander taught - in the eyes, the cadik, the knees, the fingers. Unfortunately, the healthiest were also the most experienced in battles, got the knives, and it is unlikely that we would have been able to resist them if not the unexpected help of a single man on the cradle. Seeing that the spinach dragged two boys into the bushes, he did not shout at his parents, but stood up and bowed to help the boys. With a few strokes per second, he put the bastards on the ground. He pulled us out on the road. My father ran and it all ended well. The handicapped man’s jacket had only three medals, as his father said, they were medals for Vienna, Budapest and Odvaga. He was called if I am not mistaken Arkady Evampievich Polevich. They spent a long time sitting in the pool with their father, laughing and discussing something.

For several years, we sent and received postcards from him. It is a pity that it is not so long. But in memory crashed that day on VDNH forever. Probably, nothing so inspired us with a friend respect for war veterans as that May deed of a disabled man, quietly without a look, rushing to help the boys. Do not judge the veterans, we live – thanks to them. Thanks to you. With a celebration.

I went to Sweden:
The Swedes are probably cute, but under the umbrella it is hard to see.

Orthodox people sometimes do so. He drove a taxi driver through the whole center, so he was baptized three times near each church. He even crossed the mosque three times.

I was a witness to a miracle.
xxx: passed by his former school now
XXX: fifth grade students quietly play not in PSP and iPhones
XXX in the hundred!
XXX is fucking!
YYY :D
xxx: and they have them all so lost that the first thing I thought "passed inheritance."

by Katerina:
I killed Epson.

and Albert:
For what sins?

by Katerina:
Do not be angry, Dad. Come and print A4 scrolls! I fed the car with these helplines. she cried out, cried out, cried out, issued a pre-mortal whisper and stopped at the same time. Died to death.

I went to the court of the city of October (Bashkyria)

I write a petition "on the move", which is called. In front of me is the door to the courtroom, from where the judge and the roasted prosecutor fly straight out. I hear this conversation in the room (I don’t see the participants yet):
I am not being transported to the colony.
- No, you have to get to the colony before 10 June. To get on its way.
How will I get there? That is worth money.
I don’t know, make money. You have more than a month.

At this point, the speakers are leaving the hall and I understand where the judge and the prosecutor have gone. The young girl is a lawyer, by appointment. Her defendant is a typical alcoholic, with a face swollen to horror, the smell of garlic coming from him is deadly. The advocate becomes pale and red, almost vomiting.
Alcatraz gives out:
What if I don’t get it until June 10th?
- Then you will be convoyed there and can be further punished!
and A! Then I’ll wait – Alkas was delighted...

A: It is nearby! by Masha! by Masha! I need to leave the country urgently! IMMEDIATELY!AHUETH, I sent smoke mms with my breasts, the first open mms and fucking sensor in strike the choice of suck address fell to the choice of all!!! Fuck all of them!! The MMS went to all the addresses from the phone book and depended on cancellation.

need to remove the battery urgently when it hangs at such moments)) helps)

The safety belts

And only our people, this belt presses, kills, breaks bones.

He presses and breaks the bones of all. just if you fuck so hard, then with the belt you will have a few broken ribs, and without the belt you will fly a little, and most likely the list of what you will be broken as a result will no longer bother you.

Q: Who told you you were a fool?
Why not ask the obvious? ?

<alt-x> bln
<alt-x> I still can't believe I lost
<alt-x> washed the cup for a dispute with his wife
<alt-x> and about horror
<alt-x> there is a true pattern on the inside

By the way. The French surrendered. And now there can be marriages. by Fuji
And we won, and the pitchers control us, feel the difference.