xxx: this song "flesh" and not to understand, you just did not grow up before it, that you would understand it and realize it, is like solving the Poincaré theorem, and it is not given to everyone, so that you brand and swing and not your business at all.

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Vince, are you here?

Before the departure of one employee in a decree, each employee performed for the working day, conditionally, 100% of the work. And after care - 100 + 100 / n%. And an extra hour in the day did not appear, and the working day remained the same.

Why can’t the boss accept another employee?
Temporary free interest?

It seems that the boss is pushing you, and the arrows are translated to the deck.

AAA: A little restyling of the Hunter’t hurt – at least remove the doors.
BBB: "Hunter"’t hinder removing the gaps in the doors that see the street.
CCC: it is drainage :)

There was a black cat at home. Once, leaving the apartment, I knocked on the door. Just about to close the door, I look, and my black face is sitting in the entrance, looking so seriously. Shortly wiped out, grabbed the cat, threw it into the apartment, closed the door and went to work. Late in the evening I come back, I open the door, a black shadow flows out and falls down the stairs. I go home, and another black shadow in the refrigerator looks at me with shaken eyes. The cat was thrown home.)

Fabula: Train Moscow - Ljov (Kursk region), a coupe car, one conductor and only a few passengers. Among them is a stereotypical hysterical woman, of the same sub-species of primates, which blows in a route at +40 ° C.



Naturally, the conductor is under constant shelling by claims from this passenger. The underwear was handed out raw, and the curve was sealed (yes, the passenger has the right to ask for the shelf) - call the train boss! The tea demanded - long carried, again to the boss of the train. In the toilet splashes on the mirror and dishwasher - urgently clean, not the call on the hot line of the railway.



As a result, the conductor, frankly borrowed, takes a spoonful, a bowl of cabbage cabbage and goes to the toilet. Having scattered a few clots on the walls, he goes out and goes in his rest.



Naturally, it doesn’t take minutes to hear the whisper from the toilet: “conductive-and-ick, is it something-o-o?“”



The conductor quietly goes back to the toilet.



What is that, I ask you! The passenger with outgoing eyes ticks her fingers into brown pieces.



- I don't know, it looks like shit, - the conductor answers melancholy. While the passenger absorbs air into her lungs for a new portion of the scream, the conductor touches the caviar with her finger, then lickes.



Yes, to be sure. It fucking.



The passenger did not bother her until the end of the flight.

Couldn’t it be on the subject? Not for pregnant women, right?
For the diversity, some of the history:

The plate armor of the Mongols, inherited after them by many peoples, was called "huяг", in Russian pronunciation "huyak".
The word entered the Russian language, so there were often reports of Siberian Cossacks about the tribes going out to battle, horseback, armed and hooked. Or reports of a meeting with the "Ohuyachan Kalmyk" unit.

They have made the adjustment, but the facade has not yet been done. It suddenly became tense with finances and workers were dismissed for a while.
They called the specialists who woke up the network and set up Wi-Fi. And then the director was drawn and asked these guys to sing the seams so that the!"waffle"'t run out on the street!
Attempting is not torture, but I think it’s brilliant, though it didn’t fail.

About the localizers. I have a fresh example - a Chinese phone with original Russification. I love receiving calls from "unknown performers")))

The taxi driver, whom I stopped on June 3 at the crossroads of New Arbat and Arbat Street and left at Lotte Plaza, asked me to wait, if you read this - forgive me, I have never done so. I forgot where you were, and I didn’t have your phone, and by 9 o’clock I had to go to work.

Recruited in Yandex "Where to go with a girl in the evening in Vorkuta"
At the first reference offered air tickets. Could this really be the way out?

Talk about life extension:
XXX: No need to die.
YYY: It depends on the development of technology.
XXX: Ultimately, the extension of life is quite successful with the help of virgin blood
YYY: Here’s you, and you’ll have the blood of virgins, and I’ll buy a couple of cyber implants.
ZZZ: Challenging life is powerful

For example, in the surgical department, where the masha nurse decided to go for a walk (for a very respectable reason, of course).
or a client manager in the bank (I don't know how this position is called), and as a result, a two-hour turn (hello collectors, RochtPassions, and other terrible places)
and may be an engineer masha, but masha can not be sent on a business trip, with a kid, let them wait for a week. Or two.
Oh! and may be a firefighter rescue masha (feminists passionately fight for the abolition of the law prohibiting women to be rescuers / firefighters). The burning house will wait, the victims in the accident too - Masha chooses children's food.

What is?
Have you been to the surgical department? The interchangeability of nurses is amazing.
"Customer Manager" I will not even answer. A stupid example
Yes, Masha-engineer is not sent on a business trip and believe me, everyone treats this normally, this greatly affects career growth and salary.
He killed the last one. You will decide with whom you are struggling, with ovulations or females, then these are different layers of female society, never even intersecting.
You are like the same feminists who write all the men into goats.

My friend once caught a radio sign from a neighbor’s radio. A friend is fighting in the kitchen, cooking food, a radio employee sends a signal that the child is awake, the snack wants. She cried, and there was silence. And so several times...
Yyy: There is a horror movie about it)))
...where the radiant catches the voices of the demons of hell
The Hungry Demons of Hell)
YYY:...and described
XXX If you are lucky.
XX: We feel the experience, yes.

by aluv:
We get out of the subway today, and a man nearby on the phone says:
Take my account on the iPhone.
Nda... Here I think another "Bear" and here is my wife, not holding on:
“Call me on Lenovo, Yow!

That fucking...
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This is only true if a man and a woman earn equally. Otherwise, if a man takes over the household, then the wife will have to earn. But why does it usually mean that a man should earn and a man should do housework too.
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How did you go with the word. Marriage is not a duty, not a duty, not a list of debts. It is a union of close people who love and value each other.
And it is absolutely not appropriate for a beloved wife to cook dinner, even coming from work later on, if she, for example, is tired and asks for it. Without calculation of wages and other work done. Just like that, fucking. Because it is nice to do for a loved one.
As well as vice versa. As in general, the distribution occurs...in essence, the necessary is simply done, by common efforts and there is no need to share who more, and who less has done, the common good and for the sake of the common, and not the personal convenience of the loved one(s) is done.
And if all of the word must - so fucking and buy paid services. A marriage where the list of debts and claims to each other is not understandable.

A girl rents an apartment with a girlfriend. She tells how her girlfriend invited her to her birthday...First there were flaming and epic speeches, how the celebrations would take place, then how everyone would get drunk, then how something would be broken, etc.

Well, okay, invited, fun will be) And then slowly it comes to her that she just invited to throw her own apartment, with her own participation))

Strofer: Maybe for Trump’s diversity, and he will revive the IRA? All Muslims are Muslims...
Ateyu: And with the IRA everything is fine, the guys live, work. Let the RDRP revive – this is the bomb!

Furniture from Poland - furniture from Poland, furniture from Poland - furniture of Poland, or Polish (with the big letter, aa) furniture. A furniture polish is precisely furniture wax for polishing. Nail polish is a nail lacquer, not a Polish nail. Don’t worry, mathematician, it’s better to find proof of Ferm’s theorem or what you like there.

and here "Nail a polish" can already mean "Take a Polish" or "Take a Polish"...

The troll must be thick. After his death, he will bear those who will bear his grave.

Handicapped people in Europe:
- first achieved the improvement of the standard of living: heightened healthcare, education and social protection, equipped infrastructure
Someone was able to get a high-paying job, someone got a decent benefit
People with disabilities have the opportunity to buy cars and spend money in hypermarkets.
In order for them to be more comfortable and closer - hypermarkets began to place special parking lots for them.
of logic? is right?
Handicapped in Russian:
Hypermarkets have special parking spaces for disabled people.
- now they either stand empty, or there are solid people parked with solid xivs, or the evacuator pulls the cars of the rest.
- and disabled people sit at home, without cars, without money and without the possibility to leave the entrance without assistance.