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On the occasion of "the aunt went to the decree - took another"
There is no problem while there is a place in the state. And when you have 5 employees in a decree on permissible SMP jobs, it becomes somewhat uncomfortable.

What is SMP? Only in wiki values 40 found...
Are the detectives in the state? We take them out of the staff and take new "for the time of maternity leave". When the first returns, the second is dismissed without any problems.

Because this demon was standing by the door with a squid...

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The Demon of Maxwell?

What self-criticism

And to do the work of others for free, so that the state gets cannon meat no one wants.

Go and tell mommy, “Mom, I understand, I’m gun meat for the state. And you stupid ovulation gave me birth. For you, by the way, normal men-men worked while you gave birth and raised me. I’m ashamed of you."And fuck up the wall to death. Or you can just show your mom your tailor, she will appreciate it.

Consider the cost of banking services. Almost any bank payment is a percentage of the amount of the transaction. Fixed can be, for example, annual service commissions.

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And, you know, in different banks in different ways - somewhere for every payment of money they want, somewhere for receiving cash they ask for a rage interest, and somewhere 100 rubles for allinclusiv per month. This is a big city where there is a lot to choose from. But most of our homeland is a small town of varying degrees, in which there are a par-three branches of federal banks and there, oh, there can be absolutely immeasurable tariffs. I agree and sympathize with you.

I – employee of the state office
My husband is a small businessman
I call it now "class enemy"

And if you at work to your duties will be added to the duties of some Masha-protoquash, what would you say?

I’m a man, but I honestly don’t understand what Masha you’re all the time rushing to work for? Which decree has passed? You have to take someone in her place. If not, who is to blame? Masha or Masha?
Or the time she goes to the clinic? That is an amazing little thing. In any team (with rare exceptions) many employees go somewhere and what now? You cannot hide a colleague. Again, if you have such a meat machine at work that the missed 2-3 hours of working time is a nightmare! All gone!", thank the boss, and not Masha at all

from ZH:
In this sense, I especially liked the SpeelChecker Lexicon. He was convinced that the word "handshake" is sloping "handshake, stream", and he did not know the word "child", but the word "child" was quite suitable for him.

I will add:

20488: Those like you are called "crabs", and you are furiously, furiously bored!
No, I don’t want to get up at four in the morning, even if I call it eight, nine or ten. And most people, as far as I understand, don’t want – that’s why "instances and shops don’t work.
And as for the evening - discover a terrible secret for yourself: in those regions that are souther - in summer it darkenes earlier. For example, it’s always dark at 8 o’clock, it’s already evening, although many people are just coming back from work. And nothing, it is normal. No dogs jump out because of the bushes.

And if you tell him more about Zapolarya, the popcorn will explode.

News: In Switzerland will launch the world’s first plant for the production of CO₂ from the atmosphere.

aaa: The price of gas, on CO2, the day before was 10p / kg. $600 per tonne is not overwhelming?
bbb: pure natural CO2 from Alpine air
ccc: pure natural eco-organic gas from alpine air.
ddd: does not contain GMOs and asbestos
No of cholesterol.
FFF:... and without sugar!

I need to pick up a friend on his car. She tells me on the phone where she is waiting. the appearance is very spectacular - 5th size, narrow waist, blonde, blue eyes, but not fragile, such blood with milk.

He says on the phone: “Yes, here to the left... ah, right, past the signs... sorry, a second [to some bad guy] SHOULD NAHUY [back to the phone] sorry... left"

News: Tetris screenwriters promised that the plot of the film will be epic

I want Keanu Reeves to play the role of a long stick!
yyy: And all the action will take place under the 8-bit "Korobejnik"

The Habr:

How hard it is to be a web developer. Already at the interview, they are forced to write code, as for the prodoxene... with comments and tests. It is even scary to imagine what to do when the real work begins...
- And then on the actual work you have to fuck in the ancient legacy without comments and tests.
It is fun. It turns out that an interview is like a boy before a wedding. The last chance to feel human.

The cat is covered with cement. To wash or not to wash, is that the question? Suddenly, when it gets into the water, it completely cemented?

The driver said from work:
I drove on a sunny and pleasant day along the road along the park, a duck passed straight along the road with a leash. Of the 10 cockroaches, 7 quickly jumped on the border and behind the mommy, and three failed. Well, our hero decided to help, the mood is good. He stood up on the side of the accident... the first quickly caught up and flew in the direction of the duck, the second had to be chased for three minutes, but he was also transported in the right direction. But the third decided to run, fast, rapidly stepping, until after 5 minutes on the way encountered a hole, into which he safely slipped. On the road already gathered a crowd of men, who caught the small, the whole crowd opened a lounge half-filled with stinking liquid. Our driver, holding behind the stairs, began to catch the runner, but a small-sized: water - it means you can dive... When after half an hour a team of volunteer rescuers caught a dirty ugly bird, only the mother who was drowning nearby did not let the small one be stifled))))

It is discussed news about the possible imposition of sanctions on Poland by the European Union

XXX: It is so bad. This is how you live, you rusophobic with all your strength, and according to the command of the soul.
Then Russia and Germany divide you.

It is not humanitarian:
I am a mathematician:
The translator:

<<I may not understand something, but "furniture polish" out of context translates precisely as "Polish furniture" ( "polish furniture" would be more correct). "furniture polish wax" - no longer "polish">>

You do not understand something. In English, the order of words is important outside the context. Google "substantial in the meaning of the adjective". What is before the substantive is almost always an adjective, except for articles, etc.
So furniture polish is furniture polishing, and polish furniture is Polish furniture (or polish, if it is a verb, here yes, the context will tell).

That is "furniture (from) Poland" is not an option at all?

Furniture from Poland - furniture from Poland, furniture from Poland - furniture of Poland, or Polish (with the big letter, aa) furniture. A furniture polish is precisely furniture wax for polishing. Nail polish is a nail lacquer, not a Polish nail. Don’t worry, mathematician, it’s better to find proof of Ferm’s theorem or what you like there.

In the chat:
A: I was fired from work, 25 May reason I am not adequate I laughed at them
B: and escaped at sunset

Harsh day of protection of children in Chelyabinsk. The children were given balls, and then forced to solemnly release them into the sky. First, the children were offended, and then the older groups. A strange celebration.

Conversation at work:
A teacher at school told me that if I was studying badly in the future I would have to unload the cars at night.
Why exactly at night?
zzz: Because, apparently, during the day they are unloaded by those who have studied well.

Thirty-year-old Vova surprised to discover that he has not yet become a businessman, was upset and signed off from the publication VKontakte "Secrets of successful people";