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Bite my shiny metal ass!

The average man does not consider childcare a job.
He thinks it’s like splashing and the grandmother is resting all the time.
If such an average man in business, he will not pay a babysitter.
This is not work by definition. This is a rest and you can save money.
The average businessman will better invest this money in business development, and this can mean the purchase of a new car.

I went to the bank today and heard something wonderful.
The young couple is advised on consumer credit. Take to wedding. They leave the application, wait for a decision, sit on the couch.
She is:
200,000 is not enough? On the other hand, Uncle Elshit from Kogalyam will come.
He is:
We counted everything. Without Uncle Ilshata – one hundred fifty, with him – two hundred.
I want to see Uncle Ilshita! :)

He went to the quarter and shared his impressions:
"It is terrible there. It was really terrible!) they stood three! Three dumb men stood in a drawn "magic circle" in which the "demon does not touch" and thought about how to run to another room, because this demon stood near the door with a squad.
The cock.

<1> How long do you have to go?
<2> In the seven.
<1> How much is it now?
<2> em.. six hours and seventy-three minutes

xxx: I have a former here asked, something he has on the phone I recorded as Bambi
XXX: He arrived in 10 minutes
Isn’t it an elephant?

I have a married girlfriend, let’s call her Catherine. In April, Catherine and her husband went to Thailand and visited the XX show, yes, on the very place where the girls from their genitals in the spectators bullets, and such a admired, enchanted and at the same time concentrated look of her husband Catherine had never experienced on herself, she wanted to experience it on herself.



Upon arrival in her hometown, our Catherine firmly decided to her goal, read a lot of literature and came to the conclusion that first the muscles need to be trained, bought two metal balls in an intimate store, moved into herself, trained all day without regretting herself, then switching to housework. By the evening she went to meet the faithful from work, on the way looking with him into the store, walking along the shelves, Catherine sneezed and heard the sound of forgotten balls that fell and turned to the feet of her husband.

...
111: Imierok indicated in the resume that you can give him a recommendation.
222: I don’t remember anything like that.
He writes that he worked as a translator with you last summer.
222 I remembered. It was such a name. Well, I will not tell all, but we said goodbye to him after he "furniture polish" translated as "Polish furniture"
...

XX: Yes, it can be spent a lifetime to understand the coding in Python.
yyy: ah, and on the tombstone will be written "Ћ­­ in Є Ё­Ґ ᬮJ";

In the apartment.
At the end of the 1980s, I was a young specialist at a large defence enterprise (in Soviet times, only companies directly manufacturing weapons were included in the defence industry).
The loudness. In the hall, a kilometre-long list of rows for housing was hanged, and separately changes in the rows for the past year. I came out of curiosity to read, ohh.
The apartment received 1 (one) person - a veteran of war on a preferential line. Several people resigned, several for some reason changed housing conditions, and they left this line, 1 rookie died, and also left. and all.

At 9 p.m., December 31, the whole family prepares salads and other apparitions for the New Year, and here everyone is aware that the bread is over! They sent the head of the family, so he went for the bread for a long 14 years... A friend at that time was not 2 years old, their subsequent meeting took place at his funeral... By the way, he never found a full family, there were no more children, and he died of drunkenness. This is the turn of fate.

Dear, I am filled with you in the throat: let me eat at least calmly.

Once the students noticed the passing fat Ivan Andreevich Krylov and, deciding to joke about him, said loudly enough: "Look, the cloud is coming out!"

It seems to me that in the near future, if a Russian person lives to retirement, he will have to pay a fine for this.

There is a belief that when the text suddenly breaks abruptly, the reader can not for a while.

Briefly about my acquaintance with the IKEA self-service system:
Here that 25kg wheelchair and not fit on the same wheelchair is considered small (even if such cabinets you take 2) and you must pick it up from the warehouse to the delivery department (or pay 300 rubles for delivery there), which is 10 meters from the warehouse and already there to order delivery.
But this table weighing 15 kg, which can be taken in your hands and without a cart is considered large size and you even need to pick it up from the warehouse, and you can immediately go to the delivery department after paying for the goods.
What is interesting - the cost of delivery in both cases is the same, but in the second case, the money spent is compensated by the surprised persons of the charger, to whom no one from the delivery informed that it is necessary to lift it to the 9th floor, and the elevator does not work (even if you repeat this when registering twice).

– is
My (born a little earlier) "slip" never knew, but the apartment was still given to our family.
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The fools, b.
Ivan Ivanovich Haritonov won a lottery of 100 million rubles. And now he explains to everyone that you don’t need to play, work, you just need to win the lottery like him.

20478: I’ll reveal a secret to you. Buyers with cards, in fact, up to Ouri, including me. And you do not see them, because they do not come to you anymore. You have no fool. I myself try to bypass such shops and service points. I’m not going because of you, businessmen, I’m dragging because I know where to go to the ATM, and I almost don’t have cash.

Canakau is Friday! We went to the bar with a quiet soul.
Diamond: Wednesday today
Canakau: Well then we went to the bar with a restless soul!