The thought of the philosopher, expressed in his motherly form, is popular wisdom.

There was a joke about a grandfather who locked the robber in the basement and then told the menta that he had killed him so that they could come. You will not understand if life is like a joke or a joke about life.

In the summer afternoon on the veranda of the cottage was a grandfather. His absolutely gray beard rose and descended in the pace of his breath. Grandfather was old. He was 90 years old. At the moment, he was completely healthy, but in the winter he frequently added. Grandfather was confident that his health in the summer he owes this afternoon sleep in the open air. The cottage was standing on the sidewalk of the village and on the veranda smelled fresh air from the fields with the smell of herbs, which grandfather liked very much. Cottage belonged to the grandfather's son, at the time with his wife was at work in Moscow. Grandma was in the city in an apartment, underwent a course of treatment and came only for the weekend.
In addition to the grandfather in the cottage was the granddaughter of Lidochka six years old, a smart girl who did not cause trouble to the grandfather. She only had to feed her for lunch, and then she was doing her own business.
From the side of the field to the cottage approached three large-aged balbes from the nearest village. They had knives in their pockets and one in their hands had a baseball bat. With ease crossing the fence, they entered the veranda and saw the grandfather.
Father, where do you have the money? One of them was polite to his grandfather.
Oh, who is this? My grandfather did not understand.
You are blind, right? He said the second kindly.
“Dick, kids, I haven’t seen anything for ten years,” the grandfather replied.
- Let's get up, show where your grandmother is, - supported the third conversation.
Slowly, trembling as if from impotence, the grandfather slipped from the couch, grabbed the backyard that was rolling next to him and took a few steps, feeling the space in front of him, as the blind do. My grandfather’s eyes were open and didn’t move.
He is really blind! I cried the first.
Who else is in the house? He asked it.
The lead! My grandfather suddenly cried out, “Go out!” Doctors are here to give you injections.
That you are! What a warming battle!
- You asked me to call her, she will come out now, she loves doctors very much, - the grandfather calmly replied, with both hands on the rod and looking with empty eyes into the space in front of him.
“Listen, Lisy, go, bring her here,” the first ordered.
The lion has gone.
“Listen, grandfather, I’ll break it up if the grandfather doesn’t come,” threatened the first, apparently the leader.
- May the son call, say that the money is needed, - suggested the grandfather.
"Pharhaty, go find the mobile, at the same time, and we will press it off, Guy-Guy, the leader turned out to be a humorist.
There are no girls anywhere. It has returned lazy.
Maybe went to the store? Flegmatically suggested the grandfather.
and WO! The mobile! The grandmother’s phone. Let’s call, the parchment is back.
The grandfather touched the cell phone, and pressed the unit where his son put his number. Reduce the sound to a minimum.
and Sergey! This is Dad! Listen to! I need a large sum, here a friend came in a taxi, we want to go to Moscow. Of course in cash. I do not know, a thousand twenty. Where is lying? And well? Okay well! Yes, nothing, the Lidochka will help me, - the grandfather put the phone.
So what? The leader asked.
- Yes, in the basement, a three-liter bank with money, said to take from there. A meter from the corner.
My grandfather went to the basement. Take him, the captain ordered. Grandfather did not resist.
Lysy and Parhaty picked up the grandfather as a puddle and, a little rushing through the cottage, found the door to the basement. There was light, clean, there were trainers, there were no bottles.
“Dad, do you want us to get caught? Asked the leader.
- There is another underground, where the salts stand, - looking in front of himself in the space with an invisible look replied the grandfather.
The search took three minutes. The chief was confident of success and almost shouted of joy when the door was found.
Grandpa was thrown on the floor. Lysi and Parhath rushed inside and started beating all the banks in a row. The chief stood at the door and looked inside, his grandfather was no longer interested.
Per he never understood what had happened, as some force pushed him in the back and he flew out of the basement.
Grandfather promptly locked the door on the seals and unexpectedly for his age crashed into one of the trainers and dragged it to the door. Inside, there were strikes and a terrible match. My grandfather promised all heavenly punishments.
Grandfather got up on the veranda, on the way closing the gym basement. He took the abandoned phone and called the police. After briefly describing the situation, he put a phone and called his son:
and Alexei! It is OK! They are neutralized!
Out of the tube:
and Dad! I am on the way, go away, daddy! Do not risk yourself!
But he went nowhere. When the PPS patrol arrived five minutes later, the grandfather was sitting on the same couch and enjoying the cries from the basement and the papyrus. When the balbes were packed in the bracelets, the leader, seeing him quietly sitting and looking at him with a confident drilling look, began not to silence: "Dad, fuck! Daddy to fuck! “Dad, fuck the fuck!”
Then came the son, the administration of the village, the wife of the son, only the girl Lidochka, very afraid of doctors and injections, was sitting in the old refrigerator on the roof and did not want to go out until all this noise was calmed.
Balbes was sentenced to full coil for a robbery attack committed as part of the group. What otherwise?
Through one cottage there was a judge's cottage leading the case. And she at this time at home had two minor children, and the prestige of the village cannot be undermined.
And what his grandfather, he went through the whole war, served in Smersh, then in the MGB, then in the KGB, with the collapse of the country retired. It is not the first time he has such an operation.

It will be a joke if it turns out that the arrested FIFA officials took bribery to vote against Russia.

This was before the Russian soldiers were prepared for the nuclear war - not to fight (at the time the missiles are flying, it will not be time to mobilize him), but to restore civilization after: to build roads and villages, to cook, to survive in inhumane conditions, in the complete absence of socks and warm clothes, in the brutal collective of a dark future...
And now they are preparing for local fast special operations - he arrived in a helicopter, politely repelled the territory, flew unnoticed. Geopolitics has changed.

I uncovered the secret scheme of Shoigu!
1st Put the whole country on tanks.
2nd Making the armor remotely controlled
Three Unnoticeably twist accounts from tanks to real
4 is ???? ? to
5 is The Profit! Every schoolchild in the country grumbles the enemy without breaking away from the mommy cake!

Repeat the story of cats!
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I go back ?
After the cold winter I go out to the balcony. Siberia is here.
I feel my look.
From the neighboring balcony through the glass, a red cat looks at me. Honestly, it was the first time I had seen such a faint expression in a cat’s mouth. For five minutes he stood still and looked at me. Yes, it can be understood, the floor is high, the street is not allowed, around the snow,
He grew up in the winter.
It turns out there are other people in the world.

I am an idiot.Not.I am an idiot.I have been communicating on a laptop for 4 years via Skype via a camera glued with a film.

What channel you don’t turn on is the screams about the terrible pidoras killing Christian infants and eating the whole sausage in the store. A strange way to hide the problem from the growing generation. Approximately as to announce for the whole of Greece "forget the name of the cursed Herostrat"

Have you noticed who they are on official television? The religious darkness. That is to say, people are imposed on a false choice: if you are not a believer, you are probably a pederast.

Today in my cousin, Dr.) he said he did not know what to give him and the right to choose a gift left me. I decided to originalize and gave him a skateboard! Honestly, I was afraid that my grandmother would come in horror, it was so dangerous, etc. After giving a skateboard, I went to the kitchen. The first thing I saw when I walked out of the kitchen into the hallway was the skiing and laughing grandmother, supported by both of my siblings, shouting “Ba, it’s dangerous!”

In the Top half of the quotes about peddlers...
You are fucking, right?
Go to Nashville!

Our children are so harsh that on the day of children's protection, they turned off the fountain for the case.

In my opinion, the right behavior for the educator is not to give the child to strangers, uncles and crocodiles, to begin with. And not after some time to get caught "and what aunt he takes all the time".
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Kids, I tell you the mechanism. If the child is taken from the garden by someone else, not the mom and dad, then a statement is written to the garden - indicating who can take the child. In some gardens, even a copy of the passport is required. And yes, the child can be taken by the grandmother or babysitter, not because the mother is antisocial behavior, but because she is a very busy person and comes back late from work.
Therefore, I suspect that the soul-breaking story is pure water fiction.

For some time, I followed numerous discussions on a variety of topics and noticed an interesting trend: the most stubborn achineas in the dispute usually follow the phrase “and now we turn on the brain.”

by Prem Geetesha:
The mystic.
I went out to smoke, I sat on the bench, and then a drunk man came out of the entrance, with vodka in one hand, cigarettes in the other. Night and dark. He runs a pack of cigarettes, mockes, bends behind it and sees me. He raises his face to my close and asks:
You are who?
and I? I am nobody.
How is? Absolutely no one?
Absolutely no one. I am not here at all.
I said, I got up and left. I look around, I see, the guy still looks at the place where I just sat, blinking and saying:
I imagined something.
This is a mystical experience.

Pedophile or pedophile – let the psychiatrists understand
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Pediatrician is a similar word.

Marriage is a privilege that the state pays out of its pocket. What is the benefit of these together, not separately, to the state?
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What is the state paying? And if a privilege is given only if it is profitable, why is it a privilege?

I bought a large box of light bulbs. They were sold in the USSR. At first, he was delighted: they look brutal, in addition, they burn normally, not as in Bulgakov.
One day he took a taxi all night, returned home, decided to drink tea, lighted the light bulb, turned on the gas, put a box on the burning confectionery instead of the cupboard, went to turn on the computer.
Firefighters were not needed, but the kitchen needs to be repaired (

On the third day, the muscles hurt for no reason, while moving is incredibly easy, and the thighs look noticeably more stretched. I suspect myself in lunatism and a secret addiction to the puppy.

The top of self-confidence - attached to the bicycle antiradar.

Picture of a distant space, one of the galaxies.
The stones:

XHHH: The messengers, and who photographed it?

Have you heard of telescopes? In orbit, the 11-ton telescope, the size of a wagon, took it.

This is a selfie.