There are a few receipts:

Can you tell me how to distinguish a fool from a fool? In the beginning, the princes...
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1st If the restaurant turns, the staff is treated with snobism and claims - a fool, no matter how many songs will be in your ears.
2nd He tells how someone was fucking (the boss, the seller, the customer) - a fool, struck him in the blood.
Three His boss is a shit, and his relatives are a shit, and all the former are a shit, and his friends are a shit.
4 is He lies about small things, he lies about big things.
5 is Meet only on his terms and only at his convenient time - something is darkening, definitely.
6 is He is not interested in your affairs, but his problems are the first matter.
7 is Teach you to live, correct you, criticize you. We need to.
8 is He has an unrecognized genius.
9 is He cannot deny himself excesses even in small things, even if his desires cause inconvenience to others. He makes friends.
10 is Mussolite child offenses.

P.S This list also applies to women.
P. P. SThe list is incomplete - add who knows!

Here is a clear example. The man will be the sex when he gets dirty, not because he hasn’t been washed for three days.

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Fuck, I am a man, right? The maximum I can do as a woman is to wash the floor because it wasn’t washed...well, 3 months, maybe...

My first school teacher, Lyudmila Ilyinichna, was 70.
Several fathers and mothers of our class came to the parental meetings with trembling, because they had studied with her once. She once said with a breath: "You teach them, you teach them, and every twenty years a copy of the ear comes back, and again like from a clean board."

It seems funny, but somewhat figured with mathematics this Ludmila Illinois

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What is not so? A 7-year-old boy comes into the first class. After 20 years, this child is 27 years old - and he may already have his 7-year-old child, who goes back to first class.

I'm glad you didn't get caught up in Game of Thrones. You can quietly read all the spoilers and not pour out the streams of shit. You can read the streams of shit, and rejoice that I am not spilling out the streams of shit.
The conclusion - it is better to engage in something less popular!
Good for everyone and cats.

I had a friend who wrote the word "probably" as "but true".
But I just saw an even bigger masterpiece: "need to be".
What do you want, old man?

I understand so, I have one with my wife all right: I love and know how to cook deliciously, but I hate to clean up - she does not know how to cook, but loves to put in order. I hate to paste wallpapers, but I have 6 years of experience in electrical assembly, and can solve any problem related to wires. And she will easily be able to help with gluing the tiles and assembling the closet. At the same time, by education, we are both chemists.

Comrade, not all is so bad in this life. Yesterday there were a lot of problems, there was no money, no time to work, I went to all the hospitals, and I also quarreled with my mother. Such a grim green. While waiting for the line near the hospital, he found a piece of wire, twisted the ring and made a favourite offer. She agreed. Today, nothing is scary, all problems are resolved, the world is beautiful. Now I have a family!

It turned into let them talk. Grandmothers measure who has the bigger man and whose hands grow closer to the ass!

A light breeze develops hair on the chest.
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Why do you curl your hair on your chest?

Prorab is an engineer who knows how to work not only with his head, but also with his hands and pins.

Careful attitude to the client.

It was Irkutsk, a distant year, 91 or 92. We, the company of students-graduates of the German language faculty, arranged another dinner. Despite the post-apocalyptic existence, scratched on the water and on the kidney surprise for our 4-year-old daughter, she loved them terribly. And it should have happened that there was no toy in this egg! The little girl was upset, but the fun students, quite well-known in the language of the conditional enemy, decided to write a letter to the German producers on behalf of the Siberian girl, which was then copied by this girl and sounded approximately as follows: "Dear uncles, who make children's surprises. I, a little girl from far Siberia, was very upset when I didn’t find a toy in the egg. Please make sure that children never cry when opening children’s surprises.” This letter was even sent.

Two months later, a package from the company came to the central post office with 10 toys in plastic cups (chocolate, of course, was not sent). I’ve never seen such toys again – they were special. And the letter, printed on a computer on a very white paper - "Dear girl from far Siberia. Our toys for children around the world collect smart cars, but unfortunately, even smart machines sometimes make mistakes. We don’t want you to get upset and we’ll send you these toys.”

Since then, I have had a lot of respect for Kinders, and I am still a little embarrassed.

I want to live in Russia, which is shown in the series, where the shoe seller lives in a two-storey apartment, and the body rides on Gelendvagen.

XXX: I know I will buy it. How should this medicine be dissolved?
zzz: two tablets per glass of boiling water
zzz: yo ho ho, and a bottle of rom xD

XHH 10.20: the base brakes
yyy 12.30: the base continues to slow down, zzz (tech support), have you done something since the moment of the message?
zzz 12.35: No, not touched yet
xxx 12.36: touch it ))

I love those arguments. Mother devoted her whole life to serving everyone around and did not complain - she liked it!", "mother herself glued the wallpaper - but not as it should!".
Do you realize that these are living people with their desires, needs, and not the decorations around you?

Announced by:
“I will qualitatively establish any hustle to come up with new fees in the field of copyright protection. Consultation with copywriters. The body. “Ask Nikita.”

I heard the bell:

to this:

Three colored cats.
Cats have only two colours of wool - red and black. White is the absence of color.
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Would you be surprised to learn that black is the absence of color, and white is all colors? If not, then keep talking about chromosomes, you do so well)))
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There are two color theories - one for light (as on a monitor, where white is a mixture of all colors), the other for pigment (color, melanine, and so on, where everything is exactly the opposite). And when you confuse additive theory with subtractive theory, trying to ridicule a person who understands the pigment, then it becomes ridiculous.

In 2017, only 6 thousand women will sell sex robots and men will take advantage of this.
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If they really are, then this is a great news for women - those who don't need a woman, but an MFU's rubber doll / vacuum cleaner / multivarker will take off and won't shake their heads, pretending to be normal people.
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In principle, the apple itself. It is not that the orientation prompted the grandmother to start - this is not the main thing, but it is not more affordable than the car, and the floors are there to wash, all things - all my life I dream of someone to overflow... probably there will be variations - if you don't need a reliable and attractive appearance and a vibrator, then the model for breaking up and cheaper will be.

From the guide "How to become rich and famous".
Ask your dad to write your country’s anthem.

When you grow up, ask for more money to make movies. Do not be afraid: for disgusting movies you will not be fooled by budget money senders. Otherwise, they would have transitioned the state budget.

Defend the poor, unfortunate rightholders: how much they do not receive fees because of piracy! Promise that for the 1% of net media sales you will set up a Federal Copy Society and will honestly share this revenue with the authors.

Wait for a convenient moment and under the guise of “import replacement” ask for money to create, for example, fast food networks.

The elderly works in the camp. I came thinking today.
Today I got a compliment about my bracelets.
and pause.
O Lord! Why is he called Islambek?! to