About the consultants:
I picked my husband’s phone in one of the DNS salons. Appropriate a consultant to show and tell about the phone everything he knows. As we look at the phone here directly China-China, we are interested in:
Is there a roster on the phone?
The test? No, there is no roster. So what problems, come home and install the Rostest.

And really, what problems...

Plans for the evening?
Dive into the Volga.
XXX: And to emerge in Florida?
and no. There crocodiles eat outsiders.
XXX : Everything is like us : I met a crocodile - show a license...)))

About the "cats"
XXX was the same.)
Mom praised the cat for the toilet
XXX: In the end, I went there to scratch just to eat.

You may be infinitely right, but what a matter if your husband... I’m joking, you don’t have a husband. You can be infinitely right.

The valkyrie.
Do not be upset by all the idiots. Those who are important and those who are important. Not lucky simply. If we met, I’t care how much you weigh there.
I just want to say something inspiring. I hope you read.
Rumpelstiltchen

"Not about the mother-in-law and the bean, but still. What is so useful reading entertainment literature - fictional stories and the subjective opinion (not always logical and well-founded) of the author.
Why is the bullshit in the form of a bukovok on paper a depot of wisdom, and the same nonsense as a videorad is a means of distracting the people?

Do not believe. The secretion of endorphins and other neurotransmitters in the reading process. The only objective indicator of the usefulness of anything for a particular organism. In the Maslow pyramid, this would correspond to one of the upper levels depending on the specific orientation of the literature (from the need for belonging, if there is an identification with the hero, to cognitive or aesthetic needs).

I receive newsletters about shares and hot offers from one trading network. Once already unsubscribed from the newsletter, but at the next order the newsletter was activated again. When rejecting the newsletter there are several points to choose the reasons, the extreme is the option "Other", where they propose to fill the reason with text.
I reject sending again. Apparently, the most common rejection option in the "Other" field has been added to the standard selection. Because now in the reasons for refusal you can choose the typical option "Zay**li".

In the evening, while drinking tea, the Bear said:
I don’t know when, but someday it will be better.
Even more though! I picked up a rabbit.

And Yozik thought:
"It can’t be that everything is bad and bad – because someday it must be good!"

The government banned the import of the Durex.
How will we return to Russia?

Dear fans of shoes, who are so afraid of someone else's fungus and sneezing with other people's feet. And how do you fight the fact that guests in your house are sitting naked in your toilet?

I add

And why did everyone decide what a young girl is reading on the couch?
The age is not indicated! My friend at the age of 50 could do that. And the mother-in-law could well have come to her visit with such a message. Or do we read only one "Achrenevil youth, at least something useful"???? to

and useful from the point of view of the mother-in-law - the garden there to dig up or seven bags of beans to put over.
And that reading is useful to the reader, it is such a scam.

Inostranez: Jews hipsters do not circumcise, but subvert >:)

he he he. My mother-in-law regularly comes to my house and talks about what I am not doing. Damage to home appliances. I always agree with her. I never argue. And yesterday we got a robot - a vacuum cleaner / breaker. As if an infarction was not enough.

The girl feet

I think I broke the pattern of my acquaintance. We have been communicating for several years, a pretty cute girl, although with her cockroaches, almost every time when meeting is interested in how I manage to be so thin. Well, the ritual is like that, fig with her. I answer her every time the pure truth: I used to eating a little and moving a lot. I am 15 years old (I am now 40+). No, no special exercises, sports or fitness. The horse sport? Don’t mock me, it’s a hike in the woods and a very sporty cleaning of diaries, ah. Another dialogue, the girl looks at my 178 cm from her height of 159, the first part is missed:
How much do you weigh?
From 60 to 63, how much can I ask?
Do you want to go to work with us in the store? You have the right size of clothes, you are so thin!
46-48 is the right one for you.! to
46-48 for thick people.

The Paranoid:

VKontakte offers me a friend of a person with whom we only called on mobile phones and called only by name. Mobile phones are not modern smart touchers and not even smart at all. Not even modern. And 5 years ago over the phrase "VKontakte - a branch of the FSB" almost everyone was friendly.

VTentakle and other social networks usually use an algorithm of the type of "o;, Vasya is familiar with Petey, and Pasha is familiar with Petey, let us offer Vasya to make friends with Pasha". And you’ve already set up conspiracy theories and you’re stockpiling a mortar.

xxx: We had a boy in the yard with a "rocket". Naturally, this "rocket" was based on the cutting of a large branch of wood. Only he didn’t shoot the “pineapple,” he spoke the sound of the “bird” and sprinkled that wooden piece into someone’s hole, and then he cried rolling on the ground.

> Oh my little boy. The Hippocratic oath is obsolete. The oath of a Russian doctor has no legal force. And in the official instructions is not written what to consider recovery and why it should be sought. Again, there is no such concept in the Russian legislation. Read on leisure in the Criminal Code, it is written that there is a robbery, that is a rape and how to qualify a conspiracy. And about the patient's recovery - no lines. Just about papers. If you have been cured, but the doctor has incorrectly filled out the card - the doctor can be punished with a ruble. If you are unfortunate, but the card is filled correctly - everything, you were defeated as it is supposed, there can be no claims, there is no reason for disruption. This is so.

Let me kiss you! I’m gone, the honest word.

Life has taught us to combine extremes. Love people, but be indifferent. Doing good and expecting evil. Hope for the best, but expect the worst. Believe in people and trust no one. Be optimistic with realistic views. To live with an open heart and not to let anyone in. One part of you must love the world and admire it, while the other part must wait for a blow and be ready for war.

"I want to film in New York", VKontakte

Hello, my name is Stasiq, I am 8 years old (after the second dozen), I love singing (when nobody hears) and dancing (when nobody sees). I live in St. Petersburg.

I am a very talented boy: I can play the piano "Have my grandmother lived with two cheerful goats" (one finger of any hand or leg) or I. Kriger’s menuit (two hands but with mistakes), as well as the first 12 notes of E. Dogi’s waltz from k/f "My affectionate and gentle beast",... I love to draw, especially rectangular coordinate systems, spheres and various highly artistic abstractions of the type of "Kaliak-malak". I still like to read, my favorite books - works of G. Wells, and "Paint yourself" of various authors.

When I was 8 years old (without any dozens) I was engaged in acrobatics. When I was doing salto, I never landed on my feet, but it was fun to jump on the trampoline. Athletics, unfortunately, have been cancelled, and I have never received the title of C.M.S., or even the grade. But at the age of 15, he broke a brick with his naked hand in his grandfather's yard until he saw it.

My mom told me I needed to go to the cinema. Dad doesn’t say anything, he’s watching a movie. He would have seen me in "Jerusalem"!

My friend wrote on FB:
This is Peter, baby.
I go out to the beach and wait for Uber.
My right leg was swollen in the knee for a day.
Beautiful sunrise over Peter.
And here the knee "shoots" wild:
Their mother!
I say I.
I totally agree with your point of view, the sunset is untransmitted.
Speaks of an intelligent kind of grandfather passing by