How important is self-reliance.
I sit with the door. The thought does not go. I’ve been dumb for half an hour.
I found the link to the button "all do get started".
I pressed.
I gave you "Now you have everything done!"
Well, the thing went =) and the thought came +)

Six months ago from Nizhny Novgorod a sister with tribes came to visit, they went to a shopping center. The boys were very pleased with the children's steam car, which moves circles around the station, rides, impressions a lot. But last week I was with a response visit to my sister, went out for a walk, and the little girl dragged me to the tram stop: Uncle Sereza, we went on a steam car to ride! I am in a stupor... Well, we went... It turns out after a trip to Moscow, the sister rides the boys on a ring tram once a month, spending 20 rubles, and impressions not less than 600 Moscow rubles.

Instead of morals: for children, the process is important, not a beautiful packaging, all of a good mood and kindness, cheer your children, even if there is no budget.

I recently went to an interview. It ended up with the fact that I did not accept their offer, of course, and one of the people who interviewed me resigned and went to work with us when I told what I had in the current position.

Sometimes you need to take a step back to make two forward. For example, for a month to give away an apartment to drug addicts, so that neighbors move away.

A guy who is afraid to meet on the street is rightly afraid. In the vast majority of cases, your girl will be burdensome, and she will try to get rid of you. Well, simply because on the street try to meet usually not very interesting individuals of your sex. If you really want to, then print a visit card with your phone or soap, and you just like it, say, you are beautiful and I want to get to know you, you probably have little time now, but I hope that you will call me / write me, offer a visit card and you can some bit like a little chocolate. Give, and go, don’t stand over your soul (unless she says she has time now). Girls are curious creatures, and many will like that you don’t press them right there. "To swear" will be more than the obsessive "and my mind your phone", filled with a puddle "your mother's son-in-law does not need" and other shadows. is verified.

I go, I do not disturb. The magic stick. I am staying, ala-ulu, with a pleasant sight, a haishnik is coming to me.
Hello, please have your papers.
I: And you are who? Why do you ask? Imagine, please – (I’m kind of smart)
G: What do you think I am?
I: Well, I don’t know...
G: Why did you stop here now?
I: So you asked for it.
G: Right, so if I asked you to rest, and you did, then who am I?
I wanted to say something like “Huy in the coat,” but I said, “I give up.” You are probably a hooker?
G is no.
I am :?! to
I am Captain Ivanov. A special battalion of this kind. Your documents please.
I give documents. They are OK. Drink as usual.
I decided to "smart" to the end: Yes.
Now the hoist does "?And let’s breathe!
I breathe, the device shows nothing (I actually did not drink anything)
Q: Are you scorned?
I: No, I actually drank an hour ago.
G : What?
I: Well the beer...
and pause. Haishnik: What is it?
I am nonalcoholic.
and pause. Tagged with: ELI?
Now I do "?!" What is it?! to
G: I go...
and pause. I: Well it is El.
G: Well, what, right I take from you, I will now issue a receipt, pay within...
I: For what?
G: So you eat it. As you should know, since June, drivers are prohibited from eating.
He is smiling, the fool.
A large pause. I have smoked?
Haishnik smiling: Okay, ride - and extends the documents.

A friend asks about the former owner of my new rental apartment (an old grandfather quietly rested from old age):
YYY: And he, what, died right in the apartment?
XXX: No, he was like a cat, feeling death went to the fields.

My husband is not a very sociable programmer. I am looking for work. In the morning I read loudly the job description of the recruiter in the IT company:
M: If you can talk to an introvert...
I: Yes, I can marry him!
M: O_0

<<<<“Wikipedia” is built as an absolutely oligarchic structure, when the power of the units essentially controls a huge horizontal structure,” Zharov explained his point of view.>>>>
Let’s talk to the comrade: he doesn’t like the actual state of affairs in the management of our country.

As my grandmother said, marrying, grandchildren, you can’t blame the government for all of your crimes.

My brother was frequently assaulted at school. He did not give. I talked to him and told him to give up.

Then, his mother (my aunt) tells me: they robbed a little boy in school, well he and looped in the carrier of the offender. He pulled out his hand and broke his nose. My mother came to school. She handed her brother a chocolate and thanked her son for teaching her unrighteous.

Allo, Serega, is it you?

and no.

Why is?

The state office. by admin.

Do you think someone is using the function for the visually impaired on our website?
- I... when I find a buoy cottage on it...

Dear fans of shoes!
To come to visit and walk there barefoot is at least inappropriate - barefoot relates to intimate parts of the body and it is not worth showing them. Not to mention unhygienicity and inestheticity.

Dear offerers of shoes!
According to the label, guests walk either in street shoes or in replacement shoes brought with them. Offering guests to sleep or wear home shoes is the highest degree of impotence. When inviting guests, it is worth noting that they must bring shoes to change clothes.

For guests in principle: when you go to someone to visit, leave home open shoes, wear a closed one, and under it - clean, fresh and whole socks.

Wow, it’s easier
Here many more from your dress code swimwear bombs, and you took the shoes.

With Geektimes: Hren with it with a reference, we were forced to draw the engine in the section manually, with times up to 12 the same cut. One letter is not the case - you crush the whole drawing and go rework it.

Some tried to print in the carcass with pale lines and then circle it with a pencil, but whoever was caught at least once - passed the exams on the commission (which automatically meant no higher than three in all other subjects).

As a result, the people assembled a car, which drawn from the car with a real pencil, and then issued a second sheet of notes, in which the holes from the circle to accumulate.



The most exciting thing was that we studied CNC programmers.

In the wave of posts about taxis and taxi drivers, I remembered one case. As I sat down with my friends, I called our city taxi and when he arrived I was very surprised. The driver of this taxi was a young Kazakh and distinguished him from all the drivers, the fact that he did not have both hands, the elbow. I don’t want to say that once he has no hands, I look negatively at it and I’m upset, no, I’ve heard about such people, but to see it was much more interesting. He was driving better than me, in addition to turning the lamb and switching the speed on the box, he had time to type the address in the navigator, then began to type the number in a small phone and talk on it. In general, he took me, and I watched all the way as he did everything quickly, calmly and clearly. Through acquaintances he learned that he has a wife, children and he has little talent. This man just admired me. Friend, if you are reading this, know that you are incredibly cool.

A comment to the post about 100 bytes of data recorded in the intestinal stick: "Allo, Doctor. I have diarrhea. I have already lost one and a half gigabytes."

From Zh.
In winter it is impossible to work because it is cold and all living things want to sleep. It is impossible to work in the summer because it is hot and all living wants to sleep. Every living thing wants to sleep, and you do it all year before it.
Remember that finally!

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Two signs above the shops having a common entrance: "zooshop" "coat, leather, fabrics, furniture"