XX: Yesterday I sat in front of myself in the evening, I didn’t touch anyone. Then they start calling me from an unknown number. I call it just one. Hi Greta, guess who it is. I tell her that I am in principle joking who it is. Then she says "Let’s fuck you". And you know, I was not confused! I acted like any normal man would kick in my place - I breathed with full chest, the voice more seriously and gave her: "Neee, I play in the WWE."

The C formsprint:

Question: Name the 3 most undesirable qualities in a girl. Smoking, Smoking and Mat. Is he drinking too much, or is he still silent? what it decides)

Answer: "The presence of her penis! The only undesirable quality
Everything else is empty talk and "politics" (c)

Color names of cars from sales announcements:
The wet Oswald
The Blue Vitaly

Stanislav: I broke it.
Did the point hurt?
Stalin: The Hand

The VAZ 2112 is sold.
The crushed front bump, beaten glass of the lighthouse, on excellent course.
I give it into good hands.
You will be calling - the ponts and honor less, the Russian twinkle is needed by you, not by me.
And they call, as if Mercedes are being bought, colloquial poor.

Please come to me tomorrow and look at the movie.
When your menstrual period has begun.
XXX. although the movie is normal to watch...and then we all fucking and fucking...

Vitaly
My son took third place, and in the older age group. Fuck, I thought the dude would grow up, and the athlete would grow up.

I recently watched such a picture in one of the courtyards, six bodies landed on the bench near the entrance, huge pieces of hats, all the things, got the beer and wrestled on the cell phone minus, the coolest, apparently, began to read the rap about the harsh life on the street, his friends-band, and that no one is afraid of them. Here the fortress opens on the first floor and from there they are tortured by a aunt in a coat and bigodes, the boys quickly gather and retire. by Porzal.

There are no brave people, there are poorly informed people.

HH: This is something else! I go around with my wife. In our city there it is separated by a road and you can walk peacefully in the evening, people are not. We go, therefore, next to the desert, and see a cross painted on the sand. You know how the treasure is marked.
I guess you decided to dig? =) is
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh We found a tree, dug for 2-3 minutes, and stuck in something solid. We were almost mad when we saw the box!
We got it, and the box is fun, interesting, beautiful, and we think everyone is rich. And the castle on it stood easy, well, I broke it. We opened...
WOW : and?
xxx: We open, and there chicken remains (the smell of infection still, as if 100 years were lying here), and a picture with a happy troll and the inscription:"Play others, bury the box".
Have you buried it?
I cleaned the box and gave it.
XHH: She said, my best gift of all previously given.

Married for five years. My husband is on a trip again. Before going to bed, when the children are sleeping, I send him a MMS photo of a new beer opening. He responds with a satisfied SMS and so all the purchases on the list. Then I photograph my breasts. No response minutes 10 then comes the SMS: "You there daughter a new bleach put and I have to notice or what?" I begin to consider myself concerned.

I want to be small.
Yyy: cut off your legs at your knee
XXX is an idiot?

XXX is
Grandma told me

XXX is
In the village, my aunt went to the forest to collect raspberries.

XXX is
She met a bear and fainted.

XXX is
He swallowed her moose and beard and left.

Discussion of girls:

- I used to take care of her even... Well, she is basically a goat, but like a calf - she is a sheep.
Thank you I explained.

The boss explained why it is necessary to write reports on each completed case:
The sheet of paper is thinner than the hair, but covers the ass better than the armor sheet.
You will not argue.

Chat games online
Hahahah, play, let’s watch the lunar eclipse!
With the elves?
ZZZ: the
AAA: Take this

The father decided to teach his younger brother to physical work in the fresh air. In advance, he bought two royal copper coins of 50 rubles at the ruins, knocked them in the marked places of the future bed, waited until Vanka came out to boil the puzo in the hamac, and began to dig. With an interval of five minutes in front of his brother’s eyes, he naturally found them, with unfailing outcry, “Oh you!” and “Look, another!” The brother instantly crashed from his place, but he did not take the blade, but sat in the car and flew with the phrase "I will." Father thought, well, maybe even a cultivator will bring some, all the benefit. Instead of the cultivator, Ivan brought... a metal detector, which showed the complete absence of colored metals at a depth of up to a meter. My brother was scratching the bricks.)

Svart: I recently saw a giant jeep, upstairs filled with whispering girls 12-14 years old and driven by one of them, how can you now scare me?

Title of News:
"A pilot who spoke about corruption was suspected of disclosure of the state"

I found a way to avenge my ex-wife. She is a light girl, and her young men are like gloves. I am a dentist by profession. So here. In contact, close friends / girlfriends of her new passion (1-2 people) will be acquainted, in an informal environment I will get to know them, in between I will colourfully tell about the profession, with all the honors I invite you to treat. They come, I treat them offensively well, in the meantime I say, to bring friends, family. All this goes to the ex-wife, and she is told about the following: "What a disgusting doctor I found!" She bites the elbows. If he changes his satellite, history repeats itself. In the end, we have a huge customer base and a madly jealous ex :)