In Skolkovo developed the technology of bleaching solidol, now it is on the shelves called "Tvorog Fermersky".

Books that burn are better than books that burn.

Listened to smoking.
They sat and rested in the smoking room, the man came in already talking on the phone and judging all the way the call was from some bank about the loan... (M) - a man, (SB) - a bank employee
Going in: I don’t need anything.
So, these are favorable conditions.
M: I have a negative opinion on this issue.
Q: Was it a sad experience?
(M): Young man, how do you feel about sex with a man?
It is negative!
What, was it a sad experience?

I couldn’t talk because of the laughter.)

22:00 - What is more important to you, me or football?
23:50 – Of course you!

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It is important for me that I consider the girl special.

by Andrews9.06.16
They are all fucking in their own way.

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This is not what I meant.)

by Andrews9.06.16
Special = fucking in the right direction

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Yes Yes
Well said

X - Ah, the most difficult thing in an organization is to be a sysadmin and a director - no one will be able to promote you.
A - Our boss is not a problem - he just moves upstairs, profit
X is an idea.

In the late 1940s, at the Moscow Medical Institute, Professor M. O. Gurevich gave a lecture on progressive paralysis:
This is an extremely serious disease that greatly weakens the mental abilities of the patient. Now we will show you a patient of a psychiatric clinic suffering from this disease.
The woman could not name her name, nor number, nor time of year, but when asked who brought her to the hospital, she replied with unexpectedly conscious anger: "Jews!"
Mikhail Osipovich turned to the audience and said:
You see how little wisdom is needed to become an anti-Semite.

Comments on Tractor with Autonomous Control:

Now the tractor can take off without the help of the pig.

This is how the whole world from the United States to China and from New Earth to Antarctica celebrates the day of St. Petersburg (!The cat cats? This is the CSU!!! to

This time the St. Petersburgers. St. Petersburg cats are descendants of specially selected cats, which were brought in to catch all the rats breeding in the blockade.
And we have everything that is connected with the WOW called universal and nothing else.

The cinema, the light is turned off, full anshlag on some fashionable sequel, the premiere.spectators carefully settled with popcorn.the initial titles,so, and here the door to the hall opens and the gray controller runs in and screams in the crowd with a whispering voice: "To whose black car the evacuator takes!!"..I never saw that 50 people tried to fight in one flight? and I saw)) very funny))

xxx: I can’t understand how the ancient Chinese found points with increased conductivity on the body. I checked - in acupuncture points the resistance is less.

YYY: By the way, most instruments for acupuncture are now based on this method - in search mode, the area of low resistance is scanned, then the operator delivers high-frequency electrical impulses to this point. that is, being a prophane, such points can be found and treated on the other hand - something will be cured. But knowing what exactly and where, at those times, is really hard to imagine how they learned it.

Zzzz: There were so many Chinese. Method of Injection.

My wife and I go to the theater after work. In the afternoon, she found out that there was a discount on toilet paper in the store. During the lunch break, of course, I went out.

I bought 24 rubles.
I think I’ll take them to the theater 😉
I: How to hint on the actors that the show is like that...

After the upgrade of the Opera, the turbo stopped working!
111: What is it about the wounded crows?
This is no longer an opera, but a ballet.

Aleksashka1987: I buy a UPS, the guys showed it to me: they turned it on the socket, turned it on the UPS, disconnected the UPS from the socket: "Wow, kicked, so it works!" and started packing. I stop them: "I really want to go on the subway". They have eyes of 7 copies, type "And what? Even if it’s on the ski, what’s up to us". Here, UPS once again picked up and it came to them that it is better to turn off the UPS before packing :).

Look at pictures of cakes. The picture is a cake in the form of a large cozy bed, on which under the blanket a bear.
Marfa: fucking what are the cakes))
Kir: just have to replace the mouse with the aunt.
Kir: with titles
Marfa: with a false imitator in your hand?
I’m going to celebrate divorce with this cake.
Kir: then by the falloymitator in each hand must)
Tagged: fucking
Marfa: I remembered the man of the knife hand.
Marfa: and introduced the human hands-phalloimitators
Kir: the perfect lover))
Marfa: Yes, not bad
Kir: they should not be the same, but all 10 different.
Kir: for all occasions of life in any mood
Marfa: removable fittings
Marfa: if necessary, the member can be fixed, attach the drill...
He is not an ideal lover anymore.
The Ideal Husband
Marfa: the new meaning of the expression "for all hands master"

In the collective consciousness, Mel Gibson’s film “The Passions of Christ” left a strange aftertaste – due to an excess of violence and mild anti-Semitism. But the 612 million worldwide fees are not jokes. It’s time to think about a sequel to the 2004 film. The very time!

This time for Jesus everything will end better—He will rise again.

Fuck the spoilers, right?

Sometimes users call me with the words: "Everything is gone. The base collapsed. The program does not work. All data is missing." I answer them: "Caps Lock disable".

I just got a seller in the store on the box: hello, Dmitry!
I: O_o (in the thoughts - figure yourself a telescope of the 89th level!)
calculated in cash, I take the goods, the seller: all good, Dmitry

And only after a minute of arriving in shock I noticed that I didn’t remove the badge (happycry).
Great mood after the shopping.)

Emmy

The new design of the social network. Explain to me why, if I don’t like bread in store A, I go to store B. If the car doesn’t go from gasoline A, I’m fueled with ethanized C16 on gasoline B. And only when it comes to programs and sites, it starts back! Create a petition!! The Return!

How to say. I had a case. I bought an app for the day. I really liked everything in her. And then it all broke up to the harem! You see the update. Instead of a work plan, I have a work plan. I received an old version. Only social networks do not do so. Social networks filled with people and functioning like nothing. My friends are all in the UK. If I go to FB (he is the same store B) for me it will be a breakdown of all convenient connections. And how do you suggest dragging into FB groups with interesting content to me? I don’t want to create everything again, I want to feel comfortable again.

XHH: Maybe my cat can take lessons of acting skills. She is able to make from 10 to 20 different expressions of mords from "I wonder, sir..." to "Now absolutely oh**li!" with different nuances.
WOW: So you, that’s, then the advertisement is like an actor’s master class.
xxx: Ah, and intriguing with the title "50 Shades of Grey..." Because the mouths.