For a long time we had an old lying noisy computer. On the whole day, in the evening after turning off from the sudden silence there was a feeling of a whirlwind on my head. I finally bought the book. No matter how I go into the room, the first thought in my head: "and that this man is so enchanted sitting in front of the switched off comp? Do you sleep with your eyes open? Is he dead?"
And then I realize that the book is included, and the husband is alive. Well relatively. Is a person considered alive who sits behind a comp 10-12 hours a day all weekends, if he has a lawn, sunshine and a woman in a swimsuit on a trampoline jumps?

Nika Oparina: Question from the letter: "Which of the zombies films do you like most?"
Evgeny Zloradsky: Documentary as well. To avoid panic, they have recently been called "News Releases".

One of the most important components of a culture of communication is the ability to leave during a dispute before you start beating the interlocutor.

About cats and dogs.
Interesting creatures. And your mood is understood immediately (or even in advance) and they do almost anything you want, especially if you learn. But where did they get such a crack on their favourite masters? No scientist can explain this phenomenon.
The cat loved my father. My father came from work, in the late 1990s, always at different times (17, 18, 19, 17, 20, 22 and so on). Time is cloudy, mobile phones are not available to everyone, he worked in a construction firm, there is a job - it works, no work - go home. According to the Soviet custom. When there were no mobile phones, no one ever, practically, called and (as now) that, such as Val (Zina, Nina, Petya, Vasya...) I am free, I go home and so on. But my mom always knew when my dad had to be home. Only she was true, and we, respectively, knew it for a minute, at least, five minutes before his arrival. The cat began to break onto the balcony and confidently looked towards the metro station. I remember, my father came at different times, it all depended on work. From the metro station to the apartment walk five minutes, well seven. The station is visible from the balcony. Even when the balcony was not yet glazed, and the street was already winter, and the balcony cat was not released, this beast was sitting in the hallway, in front of the entrance door and showed with all its beauty - meet PAPU, the stitch will come, in five or seven minutes!!! How did he know this? The cat predictor never deceived, and we never stopped being surprised.
Time has passed. The cat has not been there for a long time; (I live with my wife "in a private house". There are dogs and cats in the house. For a long time I could not understand where my wife knows that in 5-10 minutes I have to get home by car (no matter how many hours are now - at least 11 or 16, or 22). My working hours are not normalized. I don’t call or warn you that I’m coming. She just knows I’ll be home today. Then she told me that the animals somehow start to behave strangely, just so, in an empty place. They run out on the street, scratching. In general, the behavior is not adequate. Okay, someone was knocking on a cane or, say, I called, and the animals heard my voice and realized I was coming in (agreed, nonsense), and here is just an empty place. Well, in 10 or 15 minutes you are coming. Here, he says, I began to call you and remind you that you need to buy on the road, where to go in our village, well, etc.
At first I did not believe. I thought he was tracking through his mobile phone, but, virtually, immediately rejected this version. No matter why, but this is not an option. And after a few months, I saw the animals, 15 minutes before my wife came back, start cuddling, though I didn’t even know she would come now, not in the evening. I met at the gate with champagne (there was an occasion), and on the question, as I guessed, I replied that I should say thank you to the four-legged predictors.
It was not very long ago.
But!!! to
The four-legged predictors have never been wrong!
How is it?

The judge (the prosecutor, the tax officer, the official) is asked:
“And you are not ashamed that your aunt at eighty-seven is keeping your family, riding you on her jeeps, giving you one of her cottages, managing a oil and construction company, and you, a healthy man, sit here all day and paperwork!! to

Sss: I bought a child’s weeded herb tea. Inside the colour. While making tea, I decided to have fun. Eventually, psychanula because of the fact that she badly painted Phytosha. I think I need to drink a sedative more than herbal tea.

You are a fool, fool:

here here :

And why not give (if it is absolutely necessary to give) to people who are guaranteed not to be interested in her sexually and generally in the people are considered bearers of more female traits than heterosexual men?
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Two lesbians, for example.
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Homosexuality and pedophilia do not correlate at all. There is no connection, there is no her, if you would not be so outstretched by your ignorance, stumble. I would rather entrust my child to a gay/lesbian for a couple of hours than to a Catholic priest, ah.

When you buckle with a robot you can not run for the second bottle, you can just pour out of the robot what he drank. Or leave it for tomorrow. Then there should be a refrigerator in his stomach, and he should not snack.

An annotation in the newspaper on Batman's Return 1992:
The ugly puppy, raised by the sewer penguins, came into the world with a finished puppy, and the Cat Woman, after falling from the window, also stumbled. Batman will have to sweat to strike this beast.

I was broken!

Washing the windows
The fucking pigeon.
struck in the window.
And spoiled him. The cock.
See also: Hockey You are romantic as I look.

This is not so! )

Peter is such a cultural city that even the phrase “I walked the Big and the Small yesterday” makes quite a decent sense.


How are the inhabitants of Vasilyevsky Island different from the inhabitants of the Petrograd side?
- The fact that the inhabitants of Vasilyevsky Island walk not only in the Big and the Small, but also in the Middle!

Yesterday I stood like a fool for three hours. No one has ever come.

"Sanna, do you know what a tampaks is? Explain, or she’s chasing some purge!” said the red and wet man. " I know This is a great thing, Sanya rejoiced. Have you seen the wings advertisement? In the army, so that the legs are drier, you put under the pads..."
It is ===
The boys! Instead of going to the supermarket to see the range to understand,
That Tampax as a sticker does not work, except to scratch it.
The wings they found on the tampaks, the Itits force.
I see a line of soldiers in the pharmacy for hygiene products.
Put your knowledge in your ass.
I knew a young man who knew about women's affairs only from advertising, so he sincerely believed that girls had a blue fluid on the pads, as shown on television.

It is terrible to imagine what wonderful types will fill the world of online games, when the psychiatric clinics will finally conduct the internet. Although, judging by some characters from our guild, it has long been held there.

Dear young people, it is exactly the same for you.
And if the lack of touch after the glass suddenly started to smile to you

So I see: a date, a bottle of wine, candles. Drinking a couple of glasses, her eyes glittered, she gently embraces. And here I am: you look at yourself, you are drunk, you are then, you may regret in the morning, and suddenly you will not like it and you will write a statement. And let us call the notary, let him assure you that you are in a sober mind and good health.

It appears that either they were very few, or they all found each other.
But the fans are worried)

After that, the communication with me was stopped because I don’t know elementary and I don’t watch TV.

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Man, you are very lucky! Imagine you would find out this when the banquet room is already ordered.

On a trip to Efremov, there were three weekends and nothing to do. They found a roof from which there was a wonderful view.
When fifteen sober people came to the house with a roof, a aunt came out of the window and began to scream that you are breaking flowers and in general. Under the window, shells grew to human height, and it was impossible to break them without a tail. How could they reassured, promising to guard the plantations, not to watch the moon for a long time and not to noise. And we did not joke. The moon was so big and beautiful that everyone sat down and kept silent. The silence was broken by a voice:
and E! by Fuck! You are! Go down naked!
From the house opposite separated a restless body:
- Come down yourself, or I'll get up and take your pudding puddle off!
From the "Pidary’s Hood" we have come back to life. But they did not answer. His body stumbled ten meters away and cried out insults. A lady joined him. He called her "zaey". Zia shouted "Can you?" We said, of course. Zai's wife didn't like it and he still crossed the road and approached our house, still threatening to go down and throw it away.
Afterwards, when they came down, he fired a cigarette and tried everything - why? Why did we use there? He was told something about the sight and the moon, he was confused.
So tell me – what? How is this moon, he touched it with his finger, different from that moon? He pointed to the roof. We were silent.
How is it different from any other moon?! to
There was no answer.
When they left, they saw him climbing onto the roof. He sincerely wanted to understand...

Would you give your daughter two children?
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And why not give (if it is absolutely necessary to give) to people who are guaranteed not to be interested in her sexually and generally in the people are considered bearers of more female traits than heterosexual men?

Specifically, this dog is a shutter of light. Today I go down, I thought Glucky :shock: the dog is pink standing. And this, as it turned out, the fool opened the container with spice and broke off in full :D, terribly regret that she did not shoot, because she ran to wash it, was late to work.