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[ + 23 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №115660
 04.07.2015
How much to drink to avoid resistance.

Dear girls, if you do not drink at all or drink little, and you are persuaded to drink to have fun and relax in the company... Just remember: after the first swallow your condition changes. Everything seems simpler, clearer, brighter and lighter, you are easier to support any initiative. Of course, I want to extend and enhance this beautiful feeling. It seems to you that alcohol does not affect you in any way, just around beautiful people who want only good.
This is a sign that you have enough. Don’t explain it to anyone, just oh, something went wrong with me. After a while, the alcohol will exhaust and you will begin to judge the situation again.

Dear young people, it is exactly the same for you.
And if the lack of touch after the glass suddenly started to smile to you, the eyes glittered and the voice became whirling, there is nothing good about it. She just started to lose thought. Yes, he still stands on his feet, and like something he wants, but this "self-desire" in a hammer can turn into at least an insult, at most - a history for many years.

At a snack, remember how a real officer behaves when a drunk woman hangs on him:
Stirlitz, immediately swear that you love me!
So that I die. Write a couple of formulas.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №115659
 04.07.2015
From the discussion of the news about the fact that Russian tourists did not leave Tunisia after the terrorist attack:
Anton, in the 90s there was a lot of interesting. For example, in 91, my brother and I pulled a 20kg ruby TV from the town hall building (during the coup)....and god be, the sniper’s bullet broke a hole in it.))) So we only lived for the TV.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №115658
 04.07.2015
The barbaric times when sausages were made from animals have passed.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №115657
 04.07.2015
History of life. Guides during the excursion:
“And now we’re going through that big wall and you’ll see the area where everyone has stopped drinking and smoking.
We have revived. I walked to the bus windows. The wall ended and we saw a huge city cemetery.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №115656
 04.07.2015
A Tale of Dacia. I am 7 years old. Oh wow! My grandmother and I are finally going to the house! 14 years. Our ancestors got their beds. I am 20. It seems that the grandmother has gone crazy, all day grass, well on the beds, and the grass along the fence who hindered? I am 25. It is only needed for shakes. 35 is Should I have redisks? 45 is The whole garden in beds. 60 is Something the fence of grass has grown, you need to splash. and 78. I take a heavy backpack to the country, the grandchildren don't help, they say - you don't need to sow anything, we buy everything. And only the grandson is happy, he is 7 years old, and he is happy that it is summer again, and we are going to the country. The life continues.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №115655
 04.07.2015
This is without consent! Was there consent? It was! It is not rape. What she changed in the morning was her personal cockroaches.
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A guy locks a girl in a room without food and water, on the 9th floor, and says - until we sleep - I won't let go. On the fifth day, she agreed. Was there consent? It was!

The neighbor says, “Either you are the same with me, or I will rape your daughter. He agrees with fear. Was there consent? It was!

The guy poured a beer into the girl's drug, and then as if she consented (although she herself does not remember, and the only witness to the consent is the guy himself). Was there consent? It was!

A guy is arranged as a sanitary in an internship for adults with mental retardation, in a women's department... well, they agree, who is for a candy, and who doesn't understand what she is asking now and what she agrees to. Was there consent? It was!

An uncle complains to a 5-year-old girl that he has a wound in a very difficult place and asks to help heal - kiss at least. Was there consent? It was!

It’s strange just why the prosecutor in all these cases doesn’t want to agree with the concept "The consent was? It was"

Even more strange, why notary will not certify the contract of sale of housing, if one of the parties "in wood"...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №115654
 04.07.2015
Please do instead of "I want more" - "I want to be funny"

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №115653
 04.07.2015
Vichino and China-City, like there is beer, whiskey and a two-meter giant?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №115652
 04.07.2015
My niece Eveline 2g 8m.
Brother pulls out the rainy vegetation in the garden, Eve walks in tomatoes... Suddenly an enthusiastic scream: “Dad, I caught the snake!”: Daddy in pre-infarct state carries to her by the way - Evka proudly shows him a large rain worm... %) :crazy:

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №115651
 04.07.2015
Tea spilled from 1 cup of 7 cups is good. But tea poured into one cup of 7 cups is not tea.
Yup yours, that is true. It is your privilege and your privilege. Do not try, fools, to become the teasers))))
= the =
Does the list of fools continue?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №115650
 04.07.2015
*serginio tried the immature mango*
Serginio: It looks like a hybrid of carrots with a clove!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №115649
 04.07.2015
Pedorasses will first want marriages, then will want the possibility of adoption, then will want to legalize incest and pedophilia and will take children from kindergartens into slavery.
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Stop here for more details, please. Thus e. Are pedophilia and incest closely related to sexual orientation? How much we have in Russia! First they cheat, marry, have daughters, and then they... so, they cheat. Sometimes even deceiving grandchildren wait and commit evil actions with them. And sometimes they create strong families by deception, their children are not touched, and they catch and pedophile strangers. Yes, really, terrible people are these pimples.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №115648
 04.07.2015
You’ve had that way of going to another room and forgetting why you came and then coming back and remembering? You may not answer, I know what happened. So if you force yourself in the same place to think about something, about something specific, then in the future, returning to that place, you will remember again what you thought about. This could be called a spatial reminder. --------------
The theory of the door.
According to psychologist Gabriel Redvansky of the University of Notre Dame (USA), entering or exiting through a doorway is for the brain the “boundary of events” that separates and delays them. Quickly remembering what you thought or did in another room is quite difficult, because these events are already separated. Passing through the doorway serves as the ‘boundary of events’ for the brain. Passed through the door – "restarted" memory, and what you were going to do there is no longer important. In other words, when we cross the threshold, for our brains it’s like the beginning of a new episode in a movie.

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №115647
 04.07.2015
I will not deny, after all, it all depends on how many times a day the toilet is washed and how much a cubic of water in a particular city costs. I can support it morally. My mother-in-law collects water after the washing machine (the hose is launched into the bathroom), washes dark things in it, then collects it in the hose, and the toilet is washed out of these hose. And she also collects burning light bulbs - suddenly you will need to light up the plate, and one of the containers will burn, and it will be possible not to spend a new light bulb... How do you save?
÷÷ and
And then he goes to the supermarket and buys a full cart for free of unnecessary barrel.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №115646
 04.07.2015
Shit it!
Not all men are goats, fools and rapists.
Not all women are hysterical.
3) who disagrees with paragraph 1 and hysterical
Whoever disagrees with p.2 is a fool.
I have everything!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №115645
 04.07.2015
The builders discovered a bomb of the time of the Patriotic War.
Give it back to Merkel.

[ + 20 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №115644
 04.07.2015
And I’ve always been surprised by people who confuse bed and feelings. To experience tenderness, warmth, the desire to take care and hold hands - the bed does not apply in any way.
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And I’m surprised at this moment by a man who doesn’t see the difference between holding hands and holding his ass. Really, she strikes her girlfriend behind her ass in the center of the city, on a crowded crossroads, and her girlfriend blooms like a rose in May. Is this what it was – tenderness, desire to care or warmth?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №115643
 04.07.2015
I just ordered, looked at what sizes of rubber members women ordered and I had complexes!
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Do you want to share with people for common knowledge?? to
and----
Should people have complexes?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №115642
 03.07.2015
We went on a river tram to ride. For many children free - there was such an action in Moscow, "20,000 free tickets for the Moscow-River cruise". A man approaches me with a girl aged 4-5 and asks to take her on a boat. We had 2 extra kids (two children in the camp), I took it.
He asks: "And what, do you have three children?"
I say "no, five"
He says, “You are probably hungry, you lack money for anything?”
I: "We have enough for everything. Do you have enough?"
He: "I can buy everything for my children, I have enough for everything"
I: "Only the river tram was not enough?"
He said, "Well, what do many children ride, and what do we do worse?"
I: "and if people with disabilities were allowed free, would you come in a wheelchair?"
He: "Better to be a disabled than to have 5 children from 5 wives" Why 5 wives, I did not clarify. Dad is Sunday. It is not possible to have more than one child in a family.

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №115641
 03.07.2015
The debilitated Kolka... worked out his defensive speech loudly in court. He was charged with the rape he was provoked to. Three friends-sellers... decided to punish the fourth for something... the girls strongly drunk him and drunk well themselves. Then they all four split up and joked a little before him; after that three conspirators stumbled onto the fourth and, holding her, invited Kolka to use his girlfriend, which he did not delay to do. The victim was not so the first time that she laughed everywhere, how funnyly her friends avenged her for some small province before them, and this story reached her mother. She filed an application to the police; they took and Kolka, and three jokes. A great time broke, of course, Colke. Now he and Paphos rehearsed their justifiable monologue.
“A citizen is a judge, a citizen is a people’s judge, I will say, a citizen is a prosecutor, judge yourself: I did not beat her, I did not dress her, I did not force her. They divided it, they overthrew it, they held it, they called me and pushed it. Is this violence on my part?
From the railroad near the window lazyly gave the voice of the dacha thief Serega:
— And the prosecutor will tell you about it... — Serega made a pause for the effect, and everyone now turned to him, — the prosecutor will tell you about it... — again a pause, — and whose shit was it?

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