Recently I was on a battle full bus. Under the mouse a box with a shipment from the online store. Very uncomfortable dimensions, one way or another spinning in different directions. In front of me was a girl in a narrow summer dress. And it turned out that I was constantly hitting her with this box - then the back, then the buttocks. I was very uncomfortable with public transportation. Eventually, he came out earlier than that girl and drowned home.

I live in a large residential complex. And we have our own group in the VK. There are advertisements, communication, etc. And that evening I noticed this girl to comment on one recording.

I went to her on the page, and there on the top of the repost of the record about male violence, and on the top of her comment as today in the bus she was lapped by a smiling fool and how women are not protected in our country.

I wanted to write to her that she misunderstood and in general she stumbled on my foot twice, but changed my mind. Probably no longer helps.

Not so long ago I met on social networks with a girl, nice to communicate for a while. After a month of not writing. Yesterday he wrote to me:

Let’s meet today? In a few hours.

It is easy!

Agreed where and when. He sat in a cafe and called me. I agreed very easily.

At home behind a bottle of red tea, I was told a sad story about what kind of her boyfriend "falled, dwarf, paddle" etc. I betrayed her, and here she is all so upset.

I think that’s fared. I will take revenge on the guy! For some time talking about what all the goat men, ah, have gone kissing. The girl went to the bathroom, oh! ! to ! to

I didn't expect such a splash from the girl, and quickly into the room to change the slices and slices, to squeeze the straw that it would be warm and not so soft. I was able to wash in the dishwasher in the kitchen, don’t ask how I got it.

The girl was all this time "washing" in the bathroom, it was clear by the noise of the water, I am already in combat readiness, and she is not going. It is 20 minutes, I knock to see if she’s okay. The door opened sharply, the painting with oil - she had time to paint her face, although when she went to the bathroom she was overwhelmed. Repair the hair. I stretch a towel.

No need, I need to go urgently.

I’m standing in shorts, smelling perfume, and she has to go.

“Toy and I,” he said, “reconciled.

That is, I am here washing in the dishwasher, and they are in my bathroom on the phone?



I slept on clean and fresh bedbugs. one one)

Later in the night on the phone 12 missed (sleep with silent phone mode) and messages:

We fought again.

Will you meet me?

Why don’t you answer?

The fool!

Would you keep my cat at home?
I don’t think it’s a good idea.
Why is?
He is afraid of me like fire.
Why did you take it?
I understood it when I went to your bathroom, and when he saw me, he started beating his head against the wall.

You are right. Even a single ability to get up, go to the ZAGS and divorce would reduce the number of alkashi three times.

I do not believe. In the family you have Kabbalah, and when you get free, you immediately go to the gym and to the library. You will let go of your will, you will finally be confused, and the guilty to the rest of your life will be all the former, the straw like this...

Even worse, these are all words, mattevo, adult people.
and ==
There are no adults, there are only children trapped in big and old bodies.

xxx: Victory will sell tickets at the Business tariff.
yyy: A game of words, a low-cost and "business" - sounds like a "elite flavoured flavonoid".

The most important thing in life is to find your place under the sun, but in the shadow.

Office of the FSB in one of the regional centers. The boy comes to the CPC and says he wants to get arranged. I say I have a diploma, a tower, an IQ and all that. Well, his shut up... He nodded a little more and said:
Can I go to the toilet?
The officer permitted and led. There are 2 doors. The boy went out to another, climbed a couple of floors, and enters a random office.
Hi, I wanted to go.
The Colonel is sitting:
I’ll go to your office now, I’ll call you.
Shortly in that cabinet decided that the tipok came as if from the colonel and was immediately taken.
It works. Then when everything opened up... decided to shut up, otherwise everyone would have come.

When the deep night descended on Berlin, Stirlitz sat down in his Gelendwagen and chased through the desert streets. This habit he acquired in Moscow, in the intelligence school, and for many years he could not get rid of it.

23 hours in the evening. Cucumbers: How is it?
3 hours of night. Kou Kou! Kou Kou! Kou Kou!! to

As a child, she appeared to have been thrown into the frogs.

I did not guess.

>>> Because it was not customary to get drunk before the pig whistle. And there were fewer alcoholics than there are now, especially young people under 30.

Because there were shakes, LTRs and papers from the police to the workplace. The modern system of combating drunkenness is just a kindergarten compared to the Soviet.

Shamefully to admit, I always thought that the Tatra name Radik is a reductive form. For the Russian ear. I was lost in guessing what name it was derived from. Nothing but the radiator came to mind.

The word was invented – pranksters. In Russian it is simply called - u@бки!)))

My rights as a parent and husband
Today defended the RPC:
I will beat the children for dinner today.
And a little girl at the end.

I don't need a reason to be murdered -
The unwashed nose, the burnt rage,
Because the Orthodox,
I can kill my whole family.

I’ve always wondered why I have pockets in my pyjamas.
Now I understood that when you bring sandwiches and tea into the room, there is a place to put the phone.

Smart on the left, beautiful on the right...what will remain is yours.
It is true wisdom. It will remain in place calm, hysterical will be filtered.

stebanoid: In the landing module of the Union spacecraft on the side there is a hole to get out of it. How do astronauts get there on Earth?

Dr_trans: They are injected there while they are small. then feed through the technological holes with pasta, and through the cracks - blines. When an astronaut grows up, he is launched into space.

Tagged with: eco!

Dr. Trans: It is true. Therefore, there are often several astronauts in one KA.

Well, they took and burned the main secret of Roscosmos. And the astronauts are sent to flight as soon as they grow a scapandra.

dr_trans: It not just grows, it hardens. by HITIN!

Spelller: Yeah yes.

Dialogue on the street:
What are you playing?
In the Tetris.
The movie has just come out, and the game has already been done!

They will do so. RPG with open world and MMO elements - shooter :)

Brittwa and Bolt method: the Okcam shave cuts off the extra, and the screw is placed on everything else.

by Al Dragon:
FAST, Five hundred meter Aperture Spherical Telescope
1) working aperture - 300 meters;
2) The surface is not spherical.
Fuck Actual Specifications Telescope