Peter is such a cultural city that even the phrase “I walked the Big and the Small yesterday” makes quite a decent sense.

I was beaten by the sodomites with their ubiquitous rights, and I am one of those who are against it.
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Sho, right here they come out on the street, die of cancer, tear off their pants and scratch? You have seen them in your eyes at least once, 'intyrnet-warren'

"Odd-Classers",The worker’s sting "We drilled a well – eight people..."
The discussion:
There are no water maps, right? This is one of the benefits, and the literary...
Just just noticed it. How many of you burned a whole month? Eight of them? Why did the well rise to the owner?
“Lena, she stood over her throat to her master.

XXX: Time to lose weight
YYY: Found old jeans and they don’t fit? : r
XXX: Almost
XXX: I am not in the refrigerator.

Head of a Bank:
If you buy a thing for 3000 euros, you save 150 euros. You can get a free lunch."

Not a bad lunch.

On the tape:
Zuckerberg told Schwarzenegger about his training regime
Zuckerberg told Hawking about his scientific interests
Balboa Zuckerberg

xxx: sound like plan
YYY: You have forgotten
xxx: sound like plan, e

From a review about the hotel in Egypt: "Little undermined the sea - then the tide, then the outflow".

Blessed
The hipsters :DD
I am hysterical.
I had to go out of the house, and then the car found out that I had no clean sweaters. No one at all, snoop.
Well, Lan, got a shirt from the shelf, over the shirt, with shorts and ceds quite a decent bomb-style :D
I’m going through the park, there’s some kind of hipster-like, some kind of pederastic kind of messuages and terrible dystrophic babies.
I pass by, here from the crowd, three people separate, come to meet me.
Well I think, fucking, all the shit was, but the hipsters hadn’t come to me before :D
stops and so "You have such a stunning onion where you bought this fashionable switcher in the strip"
Shut up on the rope :DD
I just fell.

Personally, I never went to visit young people, did not drink with them, did not receive gifts, did not get into the car. Miraculously, I have never been raped. And the fancy of the halva, bringing in the morning bragging and socks, with whom we once lived together in communion, during the years of studenthood twice was raped by the beast, indeed, both times the application was taken because of the guilt was smoothed.

And I sat in the car for the first time to my future husband, and even from him gifts was uncomfortable to accept. The initiator of the continuation was, of course, he, but if I was not ready for it, to initiate something he would simply not have the opportunity - banally nowhere. On the street or in the cafe, no one will rape anyone if she went home herself, and even knocked - yes, this is definitely a cocktail, not a refusal. And the statement then because of the lack of the promised iPhone or stamp. So is it :)
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The Heracles. Before you come up with a story about yourself, such a beautiful one, it would be better to hike a little. Then you would know that the claim of rape can’t be taken and taken so easily. cannot be reconciled.

But there will be an examination, and it is easy to sit down in the case of a clearly false accusation. Usually even citizens of not the most severe behavior know this and such a blackmail is unlikely to become.

Just legal

Discuss on GeekTimes news about a bunch of satellites in orbit for the global Wi-Fi Internet:

SynteZZZ: Poor RKN
by Muxto: 2026 A combat satellite of Roskomnadzor attempted to shoot down the rotor server satellite, but was counterattacked.
Lsh: Rather, it flew in an unknown direction due to incorrectly attached sensors.

Is this so what?

XHHH: I got a big shimmer in my room, now it’s his room (
The same goes for loans...

I got a large loan in my apartment, now it's his apartment.? to

to this:

Without your help, he would have been in the hospital for half a year and drowned on his two, not a friction is terrible, but a shift. You are proud of yourself, you help them "you are heroes! And I then say to them in the eyes that a fracture, unfortunately, with a shift (in the car he was WITHOUT, it was you that moved him! Because they wanted to play in nobility!He is paralyzed for the rest of his life and will never get up again. All, his life is over. Because of you!
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Drivers should be taught at the beginning of their career. I asked my husband, a professional driver with almost thirty years of experience of accidentless driving, saying, if you hit a person, he is unconscious and lies in a frog position. He replied that he would put it right. And this posture is a sign of a fracture of the bone of the pelvis.Cel 99% of walking will no longer be if touched. A mother-in-law aunt did an indirect heart massage to her husband on a soft bed. I am not a doctor, but why do I know these things? Even how to properly apply a blood-stoping burn on the neck.. teach people need to..

I love my job more and more. Give a set of tools. There are keys from the most chipsed, ending with those with which elephants can be disassembled, a toothbrush, two screws with which you can hunt a whale, a hammer, two stitchers. Not one indicator. A great set. for the electrician.

Question in Skype:
Are you here or just so green?

here here :
No one should help extinguish the fire, there is an Emergency Emergency Service, do not interfere with them. In case of a major car accident, let the Emergency Service and medicine work.

Exactly so. An overly active dilettant can cause the victim more harm than help.

How did you get Russian? You are zero in it.
ZZZ: with PESAL

It was the first time I saw such a shit in a commercial offer. The second sentence is Napalm! =) is

********** is a classic Internet company with extensive experience of doing business on the Internet, including e-commerce.
The total experience of our IT specialists is 72 years."

Any woman can be put into an impasse with the phrase: - Here you answer my question...

American calling 911

(Translation by an unknown author)

“You called 911, what’s your problem?”

“123 Main Street”

“OK, what’s going on there?”

"I would like to order a pizza" (well, another phone joke)

“Mom, you called 911.”

“Yes I know. Can I order a big pizza? Half pepperoni and half with cheese, mushrooms and pepper.

“Mmmmm... I’m sorry, you know exactly what you called 911?”

“Yes, how long will it take?”

“Okay, Mom, are you okay there? Is there a threat to your health?”

"Yes, it is" (a moment of awareness, admit, before that moment you thought, "what a stupid woman")

“And you can’t talk about it because someone else is with you in the room?”

“Yes, it is right. So how long will it take?”

"The nearest patrol is about a mile from your location. “Is there a gun in the house?”

“No”

“Can you stay with me on the line?”

“No is. I am waiting for you, thank you.”

The dispatcher broke this address through the database and detected repeated cases of arrests for domestic violence. When the officer arrived at the scene, he immediately saw the woman in a bad condition and her drunk boyfriend. Boyfriend was arrested for beating, and the controller remembered that call forever.

Author is unknown.