How interesting it is to listen to a woman when she is silent.

A large supermarket in the province, never elite. Half an hour before the closure, naturally, only two boxes work, in each longer row. But there is nowhere to go, the people are silent, not roaring. In front of me stands a creature, as it seemed to me at the time, very conditionally male.
- pink T-shirt "in the shirt", narrow jeans, a long painted forehead, glasses for half-face. A guy rides a cart filled with "Yaga" and beer, and continuously ticks on the mobile phone.
We go to the box office, the guy puts all his alcohol abundance on the tape, gets a penny, and here the strict girl the cashier ticks him an ad: say, we do not sell alcohol to persons up to 18 years of age, show out-the-box or step away unfloated bread.
The guy does not have a document, of course, he discreetly proves that he is soon 19 years old and in general this is all empty formality and the like.
The cashier is unwavering like the silk, no passport - no beer. Actively pay attention to their conversion.
And here the girl lights up. He turns to the second cashier (a very gentle lady of 25 years old), who just behind his back serves the second row and asks with a thumpy voice:
“Marine, tell her that I’m already 18.
Marina said, “I didn’t look at your passport, I don’t know things. Walk away from here.” What the guy immediately, without thinking quite loudly stated:
Oh yeah, and then I’ll attract you for shit!! to
The line froze, Marina became like a beetle, Miss relentlessly counted the surrender, and the guy, more precisely the Man, victoriously departed, and no longer heard the replicas of the aunt from the line: "Molodec Marinka..."

In the swimming pool flows 400 liters of water, and flows 405 liters!
Question: Do swimmers have a conscience?

Electricist (15:14:25 17/06/2010)
Oh! The storm is coming!

Electricist (15:32:17 17/06/2010)
You are like a whistleblower!!! to

Electricist (15:32:40 17/06/2010)
Directly in the neighbors - they put a transformator booth on the roof in the winter. Despite all my warnings :)

Electricity (15:33:01 17/06/2010)
Now they have fire on the roof :-) And there is no light :-)

Electrical (10:12:54 23/06/2010)
Mint came O.O.

Electricist (10:13:12 23/06/2010)
My neighbors wrote a statement to me. Say, type, saboteur - because of me, a lightning hit their transformator bucket.

Electricist (10:13:40 23/06/2010)
He showed the place of the "crime", explained what to do. Mint has long roasted.

News about Windows 8
The novelty is focused on a mono-computer, combining a monitor and a system unit. It will have a highly sensitive touch screen, a 3D monitor, a all-directional microphone for voice control and built-in columns.

Commentary :
Well, finally, you will be able to choke through the screen with the interlocutor (adaptation to the Russian version - a mini chat for three, the smell of shrimp and a filtered sound card)

The whole family is crazy! Today I helped them wash the dishes.
XXX: The shell was filled with dishes and poured with water. There were remnants of food floating, and the smell was unbearable.
xxx: I finally got to the bottom of the shell - I see there is a regular wooden blade, but a dark brown color. I think it’s rubbed, well, nothing – I’ll wash anyway.
xxx: I get it - and this is a brown plastic spoon... from shoes!!! And judging by the sticky pieces of fried onions, it was used as a scarf.
XXX: I am afraid of them.

My cat yesterday fell from the balcony from the 4th floor, took him to the hospital, took me 600 rubles for everything. Yesterday he fell again, again the hospital, the confusion of the doctors plus my flat joke "the parachute did not open again" plus 600 re on everything about everything. Today this fox has fallen again, (maybe he thought leming?)
YYY: Can I tie it? and :)
I’ll go over the neck to think next time. :) It turned out that the neighbor on the balcony had a leak (I mean the cat), so he was the terrorist wanted to get to her. The result: three extractions of the limbs, six injections in three days and nowhere two rubles of money accumulated on the eye.

Commentary on the new requirement for autopharmacies now consisting exclusively of binders

Feelings_Cat
Address: Khabarovsk
We had to wear. I got in an accident, overwhelmed, laid on my shoes and waiting :)

Anya Miroshnikov
No, Serega of normal orientation, a week ago became a father, he just has the talent to see women beautiful

Alex is
and)))

Alex is
Drinking a lot?

Hello, how is it, what’s new?
Nothing, everything is old.
How on the personal front?
He: Yes, it’s all the same, one...
She: What is so bad?
He: Well, you know... I’m already somewhat out of the women.
She: Why so...
He: Sometimes you look at a beautiful sunset... like the waves of the sea whisper about the sandy shore... So you want to lure somebody, stitch, press to your strong chest and have passionate, gentle and hot sex... and watch porn, and it all goes by.

I agreed with my wife to buy new umbrellas for her and me for the summer.
He comes home and brings two. One yellow with flowers, the other simple black
He stretches me both and says
Tagged: choose

I am extremely patient, as long as everything eventually goes my way.

RedSnake: watching stories about overseas guardianship services, when children are taken from parents because they are not given sweets and sometimes raise their voice. I looked at my daughters. They are very sharp, moving, my legs are blue and dwarf. I would have been executed in an electric chair abroad for a long time.

KOZbIPb: I never believed in dumb prints until I sent the customer "tambur prostitute" >_<

Hello to you!
Hi, what are you doing?
I drink tea with cookies, and you?
Coffee without cookies
Come for tea!
I just get dressed!
Why...

XXX is strange. You have a nick of Light, and in the signature of Irina.
I am actually Sergei.

My husband is calling to work today and...
She tells me - she dreams a dream: she lies on the bed in the bedroom I am going to work, there the door opens and I stand like myself... in a superman costume, with a bandage on the face, a coat developing from a light wind and with lighting behind the back.
She: What are you wearing?? to
I: What to do? I have everything dirty! No clothes for work.

Wake up from laughter.

Noah, what is the clitoris?
She: Well, is it going? ?
He is :Yes
Are you ashamed to say this? O_O
Do you feel ashamed to say such things?
She: Yes No
It is: OK
How many cm is your boyfriend’s member?
It’s personal and not embarrassing ?
Ahahahah, is he so small? :D
She: D was fucking.

That’s how we can be on the street. The forest of Moravia is burning.
Tagged: oo
In the sense of the forest Mary El =)

Talk to a friend after a game at Warcraft:
XXX is OK. and all. Stop playing and go for a walk.
YYY : Okay. I only make a sandwich.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I will *