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In my childhood I had cats at home. One very loved to catch flies, for him it was a special delicacy (probably in a past life was a Chinese). And here one fly he could not catch at home, it was flying high, a little jumping he understood that it was necessary to take a trick) He tried to chew like a fly, but since he was a cat, I thought that he had a roof and need to do something about it)) But then he showed everything and I understood that he should be rewarded with a snack for ingenuity)"

I beg you to respond! Please specify what and how the cat showed you so you can understand it. I hope he caught that fly. Or did you do it, and did you do it?

worked in college. Someone looks at the IT teacher and transmits a request to the Zavocha to come to her. I go, Zavoch asks to insert the formula in Excel, or something does not count. I open my eyes and say, “Wait, did you ask the IT Teacher to call the BIBLIOTECAR to get you a formula in Excel?” and I get a wonderful answer: “Well, I know you better.”

@almaximal: Chess and mat, atheists! If God does not exist, why do I program like He?

Anyone very clever will be able to tell why women have a pair of pants and one pants.? to

Well I can)
It is a matter of the origin of each of the details of clothing. The socks occurred through some modernization from the socks, which was just a pair. Accordingly, in perception they remained "blinded together by a pair of sweaters. But the lift, he is the lift - the top part of the dress - has always been one.

No time for diets? Try one of these super-fast methods: cholera (20 kg), malaria (10 kg), dysentery (10 kg), Ebola fever (15 kg), pneumonia (7-8 kg), and kidney removal (100 g). Lose weight really fast!
Where to Find Cholera
Yyy: this is only if weight loss tours to India
yyy: and depilation in Chernobyl
In India, by the way, you can lose weight with packages.
Cholera + malaria + dengue + dysentery
50 kg as from the bush

Wake up technical support.

Dialogue with Judas.
Press Start, in the right column Control Panel.
I have nothing there.
Look again in the right column.
There is nothing there. Well, My Computer, Control Panel, Finish work. All, I pressed Finish work.

The Married
The happiest morning for a girl is on her wedding day.
When she wakes up, she knows exactly what to wear!

The Bride
This is not absolute happiness, because it is not yet known if the image of the bridegroom will like, because he did not see neither the dress nor the hair, and suddenly this snow-white dress is swollen? Or it will break!! What if the shower flows? The shoes are like shit!! I hate shoes. What if the bucket is not delivered on time? The cake is not delicious! What then to do?

The Married
Oh god...

Lara O_O!
WOW :?
If Ivan leads you to the river, don’t go.
Wow what?! to
XX: Oleg took oxana to the river
And there he fed her.
Animals have not eaten before.
This is a thick bowl"
See also XD XD XD
I hate you.
Hohhhh :*
How evil you are.
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah!
Do you know who we are together?
WOW :?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
WOW: X"D

These spermatozoa:

Same there:

This is:
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I come to work the next day, a girl, Dasha, is sitting at the entrance.
And I have cakes from the country, the aunt is baked, and cucumbers from the bed...
I am a good man:
Do you want a cake? With an apple?
No to E! I don’t eat meat, thank you.
Well, there are other strawberries. Which of them, with or without pimples?
With all my rottenness, I didn’t immediately assume that I laid down...
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ready to bet, Dasha did not even go into a double sense, because for her his
It does not exist yet, and the cucumbers are just cucumbers.
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As if so, only the girl Dashe, who sits at the entrance, can be more than 20 years old. It may not have such double meanings :)

If Dašenke is even 30 and she knows from personal experience what a double penetration is, it is still more likely that a cucumbers for her is just a cucumbers. This kind of childhood has a double meaning everywhere.

When the key is pressed, the car makes cries.

Konstantin: I thought here... if instead of ending any proverb to put the phrase "you can drink a drink", it will still look like popular wisdom.
Work is not a wolf, you can drink water.
You like to ride, you can drink water.
During the day, you can drink water.
You can drink water without fish.
Prepare salad in the summer - you can also drink vodka
You can easily drink water.

A colleague raised the mood this morning.I wanted to tell you that you look good, but I won't tell you. To my question "why?" he replied: "Because lying is not good".

TTT: An old man dropped a umbrella in the subway on the way. Called the sergeant, the sergeant called the guard at the station. She came with such a long thing, in an instant handy got me an umbrella. Thank you, I say that in my youth I jumped on the road, and now it has become somewhat steep and inconsistent. The officer replied that it had to be the opposite. In my youth I had to be careful and careful, but now I had to jump.

The gap between drivers and pedestrians can be closed with one phrase: in case of an accident, one will die (or become disabled), and the other will sit. Both were "type right", but both were fucking.

Wouldn’t it be better on both sides to prevent at least YOUR own misfortune, than to put care of YOURSELF on the shoulders of others?

All good, OGBDDD DPS, inspector of the group of investigation.

They took the cat.In the darkness, the bottle with the fantasy was swallowed.

If you read the word "Interspinal" three times quickly, you can call a whisper.

Paphos with Narrative:
I was told everything! You are ugly! You fuck everything that moves. I believed you! And opened up! You just used me! Why? → ? to! to
You... you... you’re moving.

The promotion of a healthy lifestyle should be conducted in such a way that citizens are embarrassed to buy vodka and beer, rather than condoms and pads.

Here I was introduced to my parents.
yyy: ) and how?
XXX is OK. Maybe in a couple of weeks I will be home.
YYY: Do you know how this could end?
Journeys with parents.
xxx: not
YYY: I guess
XXX I take my passport.
YYY :D

XXX: I was asked here again if I didn’t want to postpone my vacation. Then I want to work on vacation. I couldn’t pick up a cultural analogue of the phrase "Take me away". I just said "no" Three times.