I will surprise you as well:

Everyone says that marriage is compromised, so this is a lie.
Compromise is what kills marriage, no wonder. Slowly as poison.

Compromise is needed at home. And if that life affects the rest of your relationship, you’re in trouble. Not boring can be sex, travel, dates, conversations and other things in relationships. And the home should be built so as not to pay attention to it. A compromise is no better here. And most importantly, no one is offended by what is not done for him.

XXX: Do you prefer non-red bugs or performance?
Say it more easily, Dima.
XXX: What can you do?

Just died
Here cats ceased to be revered, you can survive the loss of humor, scratches on various occasions, but not this... Admines it is on your conscience.

Dear people who pumped such legs that without an effort to move them, do not enlighten us, unscathed on the following questions:
Why and how do you sneeze if the effort required to keep your legs closed in public transportation is excessive for you?
2) Why not then immediately sit down in the embryo position, or sit down is a load on the spine?

I don’t understand why you can’t fly to Rome with a coffee shuttle. Somebody to talk to in the plane.

There is a stratification of society: some have a food basket, others have a food feed.

An old lady with a basket enters the computer service salon (already fun). From the basket comes a new laptop wrapped in a circular cloth. Young people hide smiles.
Hi, how can we help?
Help my son, the computer on guarantee, the grandson gave. He is lying, he is showing everything wrong. Solitaire has folded up three times, if it will be dry weather, three times it has come together. I went to the house, and the rain soaked me. Maybe the program is broken? Expensive toy, you need to show everything right for such money.
Employees are riding in the voice. The director, a woman of 50 years.
Hi, I will gladly help you. Let’s look at the program.
It opens the note, makes a serious face. He kindly explains:
Your computer has the Spider Solitaire program installed. It is not intended for precise guessing, but for the game, the game of competition. Very useful game, develops attention and observation. Here, see (opens the box): this is how the points are gaining, this is the average score. Whoever gets more, has won. You and your neighbors will play against each other.
What if they don’t have one?
- Then let them come, contact me personally, I will install them completely free of charge.
Thank you for calming me down, or I just got upset.
Come back, always happy to help.
The old lady takes a laptop in the basket. The director turns to the managers:
And whoever will laugh at the customers, I will study the logarithmic line!

I gave my wife a weight...and she gave me a line on my birthday. I did not understand something...

You will be surprised, but the muscles of men who are unable to move their legs are just strong. Simply put, the muscles, being strong, also have volume, and therefore, in order to keep the knees together in a sitting position, they have to consciously make continuous efforts on their muscles, swing, otherwise they immediately split their legs apart. Anatomy of c. And some of us, who pumped their hands stronger, fail to reach their fingers to their shoulder: the biceps interferes. But to you, Hamu with the ends-of-spikes, all this, of course, is unknown.
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Not a shit. I have never seen men in my considerable experience in the hoverboard who would hover the inner surface of the thighs on the corresponding trainers. The girls are crawling all the time. And something of us pumped hips with poppy do not prevent us from sitting normally.

The helicopter simulator/trainer was adapted for Australia. The customer demanded to add a kangaroo herd as a detail of the landscape. The performer acted harshly, made a kangaroo model and glued it with the copy/paste method to the infantry logic, changing only the movement module. As a result, when the helicopter at the reception passed over a herd of kangaroos, they dispersed, re-grouped and shot down the helicopter with a rocket on the second stop.

After the interview, I hear conversations in the hallway. "Everything is okay, but without the mud we can not immediately form". This is so straightforward and without clues, I think. I look at the door opposite. Table "Chief of staff Blatt G. M."

It is naive:

It does not smell bad, you must have dirty underwear in your closet.
The baskets in the bathroom are not for the weak, detective.
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Tell me, but I don’t wear my clothes to that state when it starts to smell?
Of course, some have unhealthy foot fungus, when the socks really after a couple of hours start to smell, but not everyone is the same.
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Adenoids should have been removed in childhood. And the smells would feel normal, and the lack of oxygen on development would not affect.

An anecdote on the subject:
She goes to the doctor and says she has a mysterious illness.
“Doctor, my stomach turns terribly, but when I shoot, there is no sound or smell.
I'll give you the pills now, drink them for a week and show me again.
In a week.
Doctor, what have you done? My stomach is still turning, only now my gases have a totally awful smell!
- Well, the nose we, think, healed, now we fly our ears...

Q: Can I go in front of you?
WOW: You can, what is the question?
Well, they say, like if you pull on someone, he will be lazy.
Fuck, someone has pulled me up.

I’ve been thinking my whole life I’ve had more or less computers, but when she told me she bought a paid deposit subscription to download Adobe Acrobat, I became much more suspicious.

Discussion of the situation in Belarus:
I propose to introduce paid lighting for pedestrians in Belarus (so far). Instead of buttons we put bill receivers: 500 rubles = 1s. The tariff is preliminary. The maximum value is 10,000 = 60s. The timer is removed every 5 minutes."

(The Russians took the heart from the price)

One day, my colleague and I went to the store for food. Behind the shelf was a tall man, very brutal in appearance. A colleague, turned to him - Girl, tell me, and you have a bowl in pieces or broken? Yes is. The man answered melancholy. Characteristically, questions did not follow.

xxx: >>>yyy: I didn’t have Skype for a month 2
XXX: What a phrase!
XXX: and then regular Skype

My brother in the guests met my acquaintance, they somehow liked each other. In a couple of weeks, I ask, I say, how are you and Masha. I get the answer:

We showed each other pictures of our cats. This is a serious relationship!

Not only are you here angry and spit hatred literally in everyone. People, animals, insects, socks are all equally hated with a furious fury. You are also terrible boring. For any, literally any quotation, no matter annoying or fun, not related to any mess, there is immediately a boredom that goes down to correct, refute, scratch your FAQ or simply add anyone who is not interested "and I have here". Are you like that in Real? Terrible boredom, boring and boring boredom!

I went to work early to get everything done. I was so happy that I had a lot of time and can be a little distracted that I never did anything.