Skazi: Here a friend told the story, rugged the mill :)
Skazi: Shortly he comes to Ashan drunk, well there to buy all kinds of stuff. He enters the candy department, feels like he's fucked, sits on the courts, takes his head and waits.
Skazi: To him a guy, fit, a shop worker, with drades, all the business. He puts his hand on his shoulder and asks, “You’re okay?”
Skazi: And then he says in his ear: “I was showering myself when I first worked here, there are so many candy..."

Protect me!! How 30 channels can show something uninteresting at the same time!!! to

to the RJD, that you fucking go through these turnikets! All at once!

It is better to be offended by fate than by nature.

I read the discussion - the toilet theme went. I remembered another toilet, and a Swedish one too. I write from the words of a Swedish colleague, I have not seen it myself.

In the south of Sweden, in a small seaside town there is a restaurant right on the shore, very popular, with good cuisine. This is a fun woman’s toilet. And the trick is that in the usual, in general, the toilet on the front door from the inside is painted in full height naked man of attractive appearance. The causal place is closed with a wooden fork on the loops - that is, it is visible that it can be raised.

The trick is that when the curtains are raised, the main room of the restaurant rings the bell and everybody knows what it means. The bell rings, the lady immediately comes out of the toilet and welcomes her with applause.

When a woman is crying. Memories for men.

1st First, try to find out whose woman is crying. When a woman is someone else’s, comforting her is unsafe. If a woman is none, take her for yourself. Now, if she continues to cry, it will be quite clear that it is from happiness.

2nd When your personal woman is crying, don’t leave her alone. Everyone around me thinks she’s none. Be as close and attentive as possible. Go no further than the distance where her voice will no longer be heard, and do not lose sight - use a binoculars.

Three Questions not to ask women in tears:
“What do you want?”
“Who is to blame?”
“What to do?”
The answer to the first question will hurt the wallet, and on the last two - by self-love.

4 is In response to women’s tears, you don’t have to run anywhere. Do not save anyone. Do not punish anyone. It must be that saving and punishing should have been the opposite.

5 is The practice of giving gifts to sad women is wicked. Better give a pack of nose wipes. Remember, gifts should only be given to happy women. Thus, a useful conditional reflex is produced and an installation to a pleasant character.

6 is If you followed all of the above rules, and the woman continues to cry with you and does not go to another, then she really needs your comfort. Show her a sad but interested face. To do this, you will have to put off the binoculars and get closer.

7 is You don’t have to listen to what a crying woman says.
The main thing is to breathe in pauses and gently embrace between them.

8 is The figure of the highest pilot will be in time released on the unshaken cheek of tears At this point, the woman forgets about her own troubles and begins to frightenedly comfort you.

When a man is crying. Memories for women.

1st Try to be tactical. Pretend that you have not noticed the restrained male cries.

2nd If the cries are not restrained enough, tap the man on his shoulder with the words "Well, well!"

Three If a man continues to cry, check his diapers and give his chest.

A friend is studying psychology and in the course of their studies they have the task of conducting various research based on surveys. In the next such assignment one of the questions sounded as follows: "What would your reaction be if a girl / guy approached you in the city center and asked her / him to kiss?" When this question was asked to guys, 90% of the first question was "A girl is beautiful?" The girls asked another question: "And nobody knows?"

Goster (21:05:25 26/08/2008)
I have about 15 children between the ages of 3 and 5 flying wolves to the moon under my window.
KaFuzLuM (21:05:37 26/08/2008)
It must be sung.
Goster (21:05:40 26/08/2008)
I am scared to dance.

I remember it was terrible when a couple of colleagues after work stopped for a beer to drink at the bus stop, and there came 2 milky grandmothers with a boy aged 5-6, took 2 bottles of beer and sat on a bench at the stop. After a minute, we hear the afterlife voice: "Worship me! "We look at this companion - the boy climbs on the bench, stands up in all his height and repeats again louderly and raising his hands up: "Worship my!!!". They decided that it was the grandmothers of the sectarian of the young antichrist who went for a walk... laughed through horror...

The American company Robotic Technology is developing a steam-powered robot for the Pentagon, which can obtain energy by using organic materials found nearby, reports Fox News. It can be grass, wood, old furniture and even dead bodies.
Fox News emphasizes that the term "other organic energy sources" is not necessarily limited to plant materials, as human and animal corpses contain a large amount of energy and may be in combat locations.
The new robot, according to the source, will be extremely useful for the army. Because of its energy inexpensiveness, it will be able to work for months and even years without refuelling and maintenance.
The PC. The screams are already there.

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Hi Daddy
What news?
Two, one of which is more important.
What is it?
Wedding in September
of whom?
- my own
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Help me find the track. I don’t know the name, I don’t know who made it, I know that it’s stupid to look for what you don’t know. But it needs to be a trail of some strawberry with children's laughter. If you hear anything like this, throw it on the wall.

Ohhhh: but there it is somewhere in Samara a little left then at the monument there is a strawberries champion and he is still not Russian all from the legs to the border... I didn’t understand what you wrote....

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I tried a new washing machine. It is much worse than the old one - now things are not only wrapped in the underwear, but also in groups of two and three are bound with sleeves and pants.

XHH: How do you look for movies recorded on bowls?
Long and with Matt.

I have a friend, he is cheating about doing body repair of cartridges in his garage. And painting itself. And he rides on a jiggule-seven, but puts it not in the garage (there is simply no room there), but under the windows, the good lives on the first floor. So, he got some bitches of gasoline from the tank to melt (the owners of the classics are generally trouble) despite the fact that the car is right under the windows. What he just didn't do - a traffic jamming with a lock, a signal sensor on a lock - it's all meaningless. Eventually, he found the original solution – reworked the neck of the gasoline tank so that it began to go out into the trunk. And then folded somewhere impressive sizes of the faloimiter and firmly attached it to the place where there was previously a necklace, under the lobe (of course this device had to compactly fold and still the lobe closes tightly). He says that a couple of times he has already found his car with a torch, and now he wants to look at the faces of the thieves who steal at night, open the hole and from there to meet the fun jumping out the member.