>>>How did I get his socks washed like mushrooms all over the bedroom, with a basket for dirty clothes? Girls, do not let your husbands break up from the first minute of marriage. One day, he sits on his neck and descends from her only after the divorce, no matter what kindred he was before the wedding.

I am 39, I live alone, I cook, I wash, I wash, my own, but when I come to visit my mother, she is 65 and seem to want to help, but why did you take this footstep take another not here I put myself wash now I will give a clean half of the house not looking for another mother not to wear this other don't wear this shoe you in them to go back go down to the store of the Lord as you go out to the street such unhealthy I will give you money to buy this, this and this is not on my ears there is money
And on the third day of the guesthood, I want to hide in the closet by the old child’s habit.

Previously, they turned on the TV and waited for the cinema to warm up. Now turn on and wait until the firmware loads.

He will become smarter when he learns to say through his mouth, “Please help me.” And as long as he waits and expects that all his ass will be dotted, he will not be wise.
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Your words would be in everyone’s ears. They borrowed with their "you why stood and didn't help" - no strength.

A cute girl (special signs: red/red hair, a black bag with a tailored gray cat, a red jacket, gray worn jeans, a beautiful smile), who on Friday (17 July) drove from Yegorievsk to Moscow on the last bus (which was late for half an hour), call back, you liked me, but the damn shyness did not allow me to get to know.
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Are you the wicked man who looked at me, chewed my lips, scratched my mouth and scratched my mouth? pfff is.

Apparently, after hearing about the tradition of Christmas socks with gifts, he placed food exclusively in home boots. First, it is clear to whom it is presented. Secondly, the joy of a man who in the early morning entered a dead and often slightly broken mouse is indescribable. (H, I knew a cat who laid the prey on the pillow of the masters.)
This is the same thing....
We regularly receive such gifts. We praised him for the prey, then gave him it back — he was probably surprised, but I hope he was not offended.
We also brought a dog. The cat brings her mice, puts them out, and sits moaning as she eats them.
In general, value not a gift, but an attitude.

You could ever imagine the driver of a sandboxer (a large car that carries tons of sand) in stretching jeans, in a female cushion, with a lip mask and a manicure named Vyacheslav! have presented? Don’t let God see you like that.

In the dining room. IT specialist chooses soup (2 options):
Don’t give me a slice.

by Diana Udovichenko:
I came back from the beach and suddenly saw that Behemot’s dog had a very bad wound on his lap. I went to the clinic, they said there was a scratch, but it became inflamed. We injected our legs with injections. I came back – and the Dog Nashorog, who perceives every time I leave the house as a betrayal, made a lounge under the door. As a sign of protest, obviously, and from jealousy: Begemot took the dog with him, but he is not. She began to mock the Dog of the Rhino, but the Dog of Behemoth was afraid for some reason. He got underneath Max’s couch and stuck there. While I pulled out the dog Begemot, the dog Nosorog was scared, for the comrades - carried around the apartment, proclaiming the surroundings with wild cries. I pulled out the dog Begemot, and there was a whirlwind: the dog Nashorog in panic took off a thick body of the smoothboard with the oatmeal. Fortunately, not on a bad bulldog head.
Now weakened after all the stress, lying on the floor in the posture of frogs. In the previous post, I wondered if I was bored. No not boring. and fun. and :)

This is:
Russia for the first time without medals at the World Mathematics Olympiad

And in a couple of days, it will probably be "Russia for the first time not allowed to participate in the World Mathematics Olympiad". This is the birth of all the unchecked nonsense that we read every day.

The students received 6 (six!) The silver medals. In fact, the silver medals at the International Mathematical Olympiad – it is not a mosquito sneezed.
For the first time in half a century without gold. But to call this a disgrace, a failure, "without medals" - a shit in relation to those who earned these six medals for Russia.

Student conversation behind a penny circle
I’ll get rid of it and become a cowboy, and then...
- You know, in my opinion, of all the hematomic formations, you only become a blueberry.

I go to the beach.
Girls here and there.
I am not even trying.
I know will not give

Sister (C) writes, her six-and-a-half-year-old son pressed something on the laptop and the image on the screen turned 90 degrees.

Q: How to fix it?
C: I say to Danke, “Oh, you broke the computer, Daddy, you will be insulted, you need to fix it.” and this small ass approaches the computer with a superstitious face, starts clicking on the keys. I approach to pick up, I pick up and see, he repaired it!!!! to

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It’s nothing, my cat does that.

heard on the radio. SMS from listeners:
My husband learned that I was cheating. Will he stay with me? We have two children!"
Will it stay? You would live out of this situation.

She: So what will you do? I will not be in debt.
He: Yes of course
She: How much of me?
I don’t know, I’ll think...
Don’t leave me without my pants.)
Is it about the amount or the method of payment?

The samurai sleeps.
Lights in the bed.
Harakiri tomorrow
How not to sleep.

Peter Zabriski: They were so happy! The horse is ours, the horse!

The girl, with whom I had to work together for a couple of years, constantly screamed and complained how bad she was in her native Novosib, how uncomfortable, cold and gray here. The city was crazy, getting all the scares about how we are all ruining our health here.
"I can't get in this refrigerator, I want to get in a normal climate!"
My dream was fulfilled and I moved to Peter.
Yesterday (+31 on board) read about the city of Peter, Chet remembered her. Found Vkontakte, added, then, as it is, she gives out "nothing you are in the photos so burned, probably at sea were??" - "ahahah, in the United States". I couldn’t stand it, asked, like the climate, like health. I was offended.

I am very upset about unfair employers. When I opened the IP, I wanted and dreamed of doing everything right and according to the law. I’m a law-abiding person, I don’t need problems. and what? Opened the case (small craft, hand made). They hired three people. Honestly formed. All payments are fair. And Nifiga did not have money left after paying taxes, renting rooms, paying for the internet, electricity and phones. Moreover, reports on employees - tortured tax, pension and FSS. I cannot keep the accountant because there is no money (see above). Even the coming. Sitting on accounting! I am a decorator, I want and know how to make beautiful things that you want to buy, stay away from me! I showed my employees how much and what I paid for them. Absolutely everyone was terrified, and I fired them all, with their full consent and approval. Now they have a salary of 5 thousand higher, everyone is happy, I began to have enough money to travel. Am I an unfair employer? The state is forcing me to hide my income and pay a black salary. And so do everyone who does their business. Go to the OPP, disrespectful legislators! In China, if a person has opened a business, a year of taxes are not taken from him at all, they give a interest-free loan and even the racketers let you operate and get on your feet, and you steal, not allowing the person even to start earning.

Not only did you turn off hot and cold water, but when you open the crane, it tries to dry up the air.

"Sharf with Inside Salt"...Well how is it?