How did you go fishing with your father?
is excellent. I caught a couple of leaves.
From Bati?

Do not exaggerate:

That is to say, if I poured champagne to a girl and then we had sex, is it now called rape? Feminists are feminists.

If she was not going to give you soberly, and you poured her in champagne silently, and then fucked - it means you raped her. If the same champagne drunk to the state of "in wood" - the same. What and how much people who have agreed to have sex with each other drink together, the feminist does not care.

Nooben: I caught a screw in the boss’s office.
Noob is upgraded.

[2016/07/19 18:34] xx: I have now been explained who is the sloppy

The RPC did not cross the chip with Pokémon. While in Finland one of the points is located evenly in the Lutheran church. Priests are delighted with the increased flow of people and serve Pokémon hunters coffee with cookies.

It is aquarium:

I was drawn a few fish as if "in a gift", like a little, the aquas lasted. Among the crowd was a samurai. Ironically, it was a female. I found great common topics to communicate with my son. In the end, after half a year, the number of somics began to rise to the envy of prof. The factory. Naturally, I had to remove those cracks. Part of it was given, part left. No one is there, neither there nor there. Not long after I put it in the bank.

Ordinary, 3 l. sand, shelter-shelter, green beams, picturesque attached to shelters, some type of cave-type ceramics. Well there is water, replacement, lighting, food, and other things. I was really upset, but the relatives, looking at the 2x-3x one-off daily fire, whispered in horror: "and this is a "unpretentious" fish? I am so happy!"

Once decided to consult on the forum what he had with the tail (appeared to be a fungus). And then it started: why does it not have an aquarium of at least 20 liters? Why is there no aeration and filter? and idd. Simply put, the explanation that sometimes there is really no possibility to rebuild a palace for the fish, once passed by. The people stumbled, forgetting about the fungus, as if I had laid out to them a saw with the fragmentation of a living fish. At first he roasted for a long time, then shrugged his hand: "Well, you who have gone astray, what will you take from them?"

Fish are healthy, healthy and happy. He swims like an excavator. periodically delight him with ice sheets - he turned out to prefer the water cooler, 20 degrees.

@yuriproff How sometimes I want to start a working letter with the immortal words of Sorokin: "Dear fuckers..."

Traumatologists don’t have to argue about earnings. They have a motto: “The winter is near.”

The Aquarium II:

With a daughter in the kindergarten, some very creative parent gave every child a fish in the bank. After considering the situation, they gave the fish to the neighbor, she already had one. They lived in harmony not long, the old fish died, and the neighbor, not burdened by moral principles, washed them both into the toilet.
In the morning, the fish turned out to be alive, and swam... attention - in the toilet.
A neighbor tried to wash the unfortunate fish again, but it sailed against the current! In general, she pulled it back to me, along with the aquarium. He is still alive, Chuck is called :)
P.S Chuck Norris the Younger.

This seems to be the basic instincts and needs of man. If you want to eat, eat. If you want to drink, drink. You want to fuck - stop-stop, it's not so easy, now we're going to play an exciting social game, my dear friend.

hh> you were roaring yesterday night
yyy> Me Paša called
yyy> In short, they and Vika could not share the cat and decided not to break up.

XXX: new word - SUCCESSFAILED
YYY: translated as "almost succeeded"?
ZZZ: rather "successfully broken out"

4 is The country of the Finns is called "Suomi", and Russia is called "Venice".

The Finns generally manage to name a lot of countries not as the rest of the world (and not as the inhabitants of these countries themselves call them). Russia really has Venezia (Belarus, respectively, Valko Venezia), Sweden - Rootsy, Germany - Saxony, France - Ranska, Hungary - Unkari, Austria - Itavalta, China - China. And even their brothers and sisters are not magnified as Estonians, like everyone, but suddenly - Viro.

I woke up at five in the morning. Running 4 kilometers. He came and took a cold shower. I made a cup of coffee. I drank and fell asleep. What am I doing wrong?

From the article - "If you are over 30":

Once you dreamed of learning how to scratch your fingers, but you didn’t succeed.

Now the fingers crush without problems, but you are not happy at all.

As for
"Under the cold whisper of the hemp stars popped up"

I bought a TV with voice recognition. He can speak with a female voice. Dad tested it. Their dialogue :
Films are online.
Looking for, nothing was found, repeat the request.
Films are online.
Looking for, nothing was found, repeat the request.
Daddy, I scream online!
Looking for, nothing was found, repeat the request.
You are stupid, B.
I hope you have heard me and you have not offended me.
He laughed with his dad.
In 10 years, in such situations, they will already electronically write statements for insults.

The Prince of Darkness was interested in the products on which it was written "Made with soul!"

Very educational.

here here :
INNOPROM 2016 participant: Mudanjiang Cultural Company with Organic Responsibility "Bohemohé"

Good name, patriotic = all right. Mudanjiang is located in Manchuria, where in the early Middle Ages the Bohai state existed, formed by the Mohe tribes.

Greetings from Primorye =)

The little devil, sitting on my left shoulder, repeats: “Go out of medicine. Go away forever. You don’t need anyone here..."

On the other side is a little angel sitting, looking at me with crying eyes, and whispering: “Hear, the guy is talking.”