I tried to masturbate on the same pornographic video for two months in a row and realized that constant relationships are doomed, as they can’t help but get bored.

I am at the barber, paying for the haircut. The price of the manicure hangs on the box. in the column "coating with paint" the following services are offered: 1) coating with natural nails - 100p. 2) coating of artificial nails - 150r. 3) coverage of the client's lacquer - 50r. What I realized only when I got home.

Monday begins fun!
YYY: Well a story?
XXX: the prehistory is this:
The child was vaccinated in the days, and in the evening his temperature rises. Yesterday he was wiped with vodka, which his wife poured in 200 grams. The cup...

The story itself:
I woke up late today and so the coffee was a bite, decided to drink it at work. I go to the kitchen, take a cup with water beside the graffiti, a quarter filled with water (as I thought at the time), pour it to the edges and drink with a sling.
When I did this, the thought arose that the taste of the water somehow became different and at the same time familiar to the pain :))) I finally realize that it is water :D wax from the morning drank - the whole day is free!

XXX: The cat will bring me
XX: Tell me how to name it?
Theme: Au
WOW: I think...
XXX is black and white
See also Horizon))

He is:
Lesson in school. Teacher: “Children, do you remember ‘Remembering Everything’ with Schwarzenegger? Remember there was a female mutant with three breasts? Remember to! That’s you, you remember, and you don’t remember Newton’s second law?“!”
She is:
and ROFL
She is:
I don’t even remember Newton’s second law.
He is:
The humanitarian
He is:
Do you remember my aunt with three breasts?
She is:
I remember :D
He is:
acceleration of the body directly proportional to the applied equal force and inversely proportional to the body weight
He is:
I ask tomorrow.
She is:
I know I won’t remember :)
............
She is:
Hives can only be licked.
He is:
I have no
She is:
Why is?
She is:
Thickly. immediately falls
She is:
I don't know Newton's second law :)

I am amazed by such people.
xxx: when you just say to them "I couldn't get to the phone", they get offended
What does it mean "not could"?! to
xxx: and when you clarify "I joke", you get hurt even more

XX: I have planted a sakura
WOW is meaningful?
Sakura is a beautiful tree.
Tag: plant the frogs
Tag: in the pot
Tag: in the toilet
It will make more sense.

XXX is
Fuck me, we are half
XXX is
He said not finished =-O
XXX is
A little there.
YYYY
All the norms)
XXX is
Are you going to baptize?
YYYY
ddddddddddddddddd
XXX is
Half of that :D
YYYY
I am a child. :D
XXX is
Ahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

So he is married??? Blythe (
Oh, you know, I’ve noticed for a long time that he has something like that...
YYY: The engagement ring

I saw the perfect porn today. In the end they got married.

XXX: I start living in a new job
YYYY: Did you remove the socks?

Katya
My mother said...

Katya
I’ll go to the cinema before I’m in the room.

Katya
It was so funny that I might even get rid of it.

Katya
It’s uncomfortable that my parents don’t even know what to threaten me.

I think having sex with a girl I don’t like is like drinking a beer I don’t like.

WOW: There’s something in it... But understand – if you drink enough of that same beer that you don’t like, then you’ll fuck this calf that isn’t in your taste without any prejudice!

You are a fuck.
You are a member
XXX: You have recognized my authority.

I am in favour of legalizing prostitution. As practice shows, only a legalizer is able in Russia to make any initiative totally unprofitable.

xxx: I have a fly on the window died, lies without signs of violent death, I think that "burned at work"

xxx: I go to work in the morning, on the radio Valeria:... a drop of heaven I will lie on your palm...
xxxh: Just at this moment the bird on the forehead serenated... ))

Meatl: Dear child: if a man is jealous of you, throw away this complex egoist.
Dear child: is he there? Make him a mine.
* Fill the Sky with Goodness: Who would be upset with the chat. I want to pass too.

Cox: Everything in my family is permeated by double standards - I didn't pass the exam from the 3rd attempt - who doesn't happen, but if I didn't wash my hands before eating - it's shit.

Alt: And in the search engines I suggest to incorporate the mode of quick entry of words "Download", "Free" and "Outside for free, what kind of SMS?"