I am a programmer.
My wife is a programmer.
I have a daughter today!!! to

My friend and I are studying at the Faculty of Electrical Engineering... My girlfriend often sits behind my comp, therefore in my Skype (my friend knows about it). Recently found in the history of Skype:
Comrade: Hi... is it you?
I: Yes and what?
A square root of -1?
I am... fucking.

XX: Everyone is implicitly thinking they’re spying on someone. It was fucking right behind us. For our grandmothers.
The situation is similar to the fact that you have no illusions at all, that in general all the babies are prostitutes, but here you caught your own wife with three blacks.
YYY: Well, once married – so now not to play basketball?

(Haber, discussion of the Hyperloop system – high-speed passenger transportation in vacuum pipes, after a series of critical comments)

pa100r: I read the comments, I saw that many refer to the so-called railway.
It is strange that these ridiculous fiction continues to circulate, although any thinking person should understand that the idea is false.

1st Well about the fact that the iron wheels will slide off the rails I think it is not even worth mentioning, it is understandable to any child.
2nd The price. Can you imagine the cost of building a railway? Not counting even the cost of land, the land works themselves, the production of rails, the delivery of them to the place of laying. This is astronomical money, no one will invest it in this adventure.
Three What will be used to deliver steel ore in such quantities (rails, wagons) to factories? On the horses? It is funny.
4 is Imagine how the iron car will be heated by the sun in the summer and frozen in the winter? Would your kids be lucky in such a box? That is.
5 is And if the train slips off the rails and goes under a crash, hundreds of people will die on the spot. There is no better gift for terrorists. Any government will immediately ban this type of transport.
6 is Who will invest in the development of railways if there are normal, working horse transportation?

In general shit and stupidity. It’s funny just about airplanes, as if someone is flying in the air in a iron box. I do not even want to discuss it.

Do you remember the old joke about hot vodka from soaps?
WOW : well?
HH: and not a less colorful joke about alkashi and iriski?)))
WOW: What are you for?
Yes, I was going to the country, remembered that I forgot to buy the builders vodka as I promised - and ran to the store - took a couple of bottles of vodka, and then remembered that I bought soap for the child, and there was no soap machine - and went for a soap machine. When I was already going to the box with vodka and soap, I suddenly wanted sweets - Irisks with a discount in a large package came to my eyes. In general, I didn't immediately get to know what the cashier smiled, and the man behind me was quite choked when I put two bottles of vodka, a soap machine and a pack of iris on the tape.
You are burning, mom! ?

Support for WOT tanks:
It was evil for my husband. I woke up at night – sold in the game from my husband’s loaded account all the tanks that he has played since 2010 (comp does not turn off from the tanks doesn’t come out)... what do I do? What will my husband do? How to return everything? He is in camp until Friday.c) by VOA

I dreamed at night. At the end of the dream I dreamed of titars.

XXX You said I was wasting a lot. I left with 20,000. 7 spent on a ticket, 5 on clothes, and I didn’t spend anything on myself at all. Coffee, clubs and so on. Do you know how much I have left?
A debt of 100 cents?
Three hundred and five thousand))
WOW how is it?? to
The 20 were in dollars.

News on the tape: "American after loss of consciousness began to speak Swedish and forgot about his life"
Commentary: "It has been widely questioned. Truth is wrong. and"

Tuesday July 2013
I fought with the boss today.
PSI: What is it?
Alpha: Yes, I didn’t go to work yesterday, and today I came at twelve. He was very nervous about this and threatened to be fired.
PSY: What about you?
alpha: said that according to the laws of the Russian Federation can not be fired for the passing of a person in official leave :)

This is:
Facts from History
In the USSR since November 1941 there was a tax on childlessness.
That was 6% of the salary. paid for the childless.
Men from 20 to 50 years old and childless married women from 20
up to 45 years. How is it.
______
Medicine is free and health is better. Only in our office 3 (!) Young women dream of becoming mothers.
How much money has already been spent and will be spent again, you hardly have the slightest idea. One has 3 eco (artificial fertilization) and none has been crowned successful. And all the girls do not drink, do not smoke and lead a healthy lifestyle. I am not sure that when I decide to have children, everything will go without problems.
So somehow, comrades

On this topic:

Accidentally discovered on a vacation with guitars that the cuplets of Pugachevsky's "Million red roses" remarkably lie in rhythm on the Aryan "Rose Street". and vice versa. The unexpected remixes delivered a lot of loops)

There were so many songs that were translated into other music. Sea fun, especially if the company is good. Much of the head flies out literally the next day, but "I remember a wonderful moment..." on the melody of the song "On the field of tanks grumbled" I still sing frequently :)

The resource administration.
Please apply the law on the protection of the feelings of believers.
I believe in the law of Archimedes.

xxx: And here: OE7WTF OE7WTF - so joyfully fucked...
YYY: Friend, what is it all about?
Zzz: This is a radio conversation, baby. A world where you can communicate with each other across the globe without paying a penny for it, because the radio is for everyone!

XX: I also know a similar story, the teacher in the technair told us.
xxx: grit, comes home, there husband drunk with a friend some. He hears, the husband whispers to a friend: "Look, the shake will cries". She went in, looked at them, smiled, greeted, went out to another room.
xxx = the husband
xxx; again hears, the husband whispers: "Look, the sting will drive us out", and himself loudly: "we will still sit down, drink the water?". She again calmly replied - "no question, rest")
XXX: The Husband
XXX: Then they still sat down, a friend left, and she hanged him.

My World is Broken – I’ve seen a movie in which Steven Seagal was killed.

Last night, the husband carries a 1.5 month old daughter in his arms, tells her something.
...I will make you an exoskeleton from aluminum tubes like in Stalker...))))

Fuck when the series is filmed, as an employee of the FBI takes out such a disgusting Dell Latitude 4320 compilation, which has been bleating for 4 years, tries to get it - and the battery went, connects it to the wall with a charge weighing 3kg - starts and waits until the fucking wist loads, and this is 20 minutes. Then he looks sadly at the 2007 outlook and the 8th explorer, who want to boot together, but they don’t. Then the agent gets the token with the numbers, ticks in the VPN - he tries to connect, he still thinks 5 minutes and cheats only afterwards - he can check the mail. This is a series I watched with interest.

They asked a seven-year-old boy which of the girls he liked. I don’t even have sexual maturity! It was quiet.)

I have two news for you, one is bad and the other is very bad.

What happened?

I changed you...

What fucking thing? And the second?? to

He had a broken condom.

So is it, the fool.