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[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №32988
 15.07.2010
XXX: Playing a Strategy
YYY: I am not very
Okay, you have to think about it! ?! to
YYY: What is thinking?
You need brains for that.
YYY: Where to buy them?
xxx: they should have been in line with your body from birth!
I was fucking fucked!! ]:->

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №32987
 15.07.2010
The African frog Trichobatrachus robustus has a unique protection mechanism. At the time of danger, her subcutaneous bones on her legs pierce the skin and rise out, like cat nails. How the reverse "traction" occurs is not yet known - presumably, the broken tissue regenerates, and the bones cluster again.
I thought I was reminded of Rosemary.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №32986
 15.07.2010
Q: Did you get out of your relationship?? to
No :D but I like sex too :D

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №32985
 15.07.2010
You can make money in the sperm bank.
WOW : Yes? And I thought these banks were working on a voluntary basis.
XHH: Soon on volunteer ends

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №32984
 15.07.2010
Ivan (18:32:44 14/07/2010)
Hello Olga (3 size) I am not in place from 18:29:29 14.07.2010. I will read your message when I come back.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №32983
 14.07.2010
Dialogue with Mary:
“Mom, did you get your salary?
Not yet, promised in a week
I’m going to kill your accountant!
M – the faith.
I: No, I’ll tell you now how I’ll break it up!
M – Faith
I – in the details!
M: Vera, we are listening to the phones, you are calling me at work. ?
I... yes...?Then I’ll call you back to the cell phone and tell you!

[ + 52 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №32982
 14.07.2010
Have you ever called a prostitute?
XXX is once...
YYY: And how then?
Well, we sat down, talked... remembered how two years ago we divorced...

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №32981
 14.07.2010
I am now in the store, bought a villa and a boat.
YYY = O
xxx: my phone gives the desired for the real :( all the fork and a spoonful...

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №32980
 14.07.2010
Infinity is Googling? and :)
Peshexod: No, Wikipedia

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №32979
 14.07.2010
XXX: You can congratulate me. I finally removed that look.
YYY: And what did I establish?
yyy: By the way, "Finally" is written together.
YYY: Or are you so beautiful?

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №32978
 14.07.2010
At 4:30 a.m., three foreigners arrived. Greetings and silence.
I: Do you have a rocket?
They are: Noah
I am English?
They are: her
I, in broken English: Yor migration cards and passports plus
They are :?? to
I: Cards of Migration
They are: aa, e
(They go into their pockets, get these papers, show them and take them back.)
I: leave passports and cards for registration
They are looking at me.
I: I am registered until you slip. Moning, when you go, he brexit passports take.
They have eyes on the fifth.! to
Fuck me, how can I explain it to you!!? to
One of them with a smile: Speak Russian, I understand.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №32977
 14.07.2010
A normal Russian man does not need smiley.
To express his emotions, he has enough matjugs.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №32976
 14.07.2010
XXX as a new job
YYY: No more though. I smelled 12 hours a day. by 7000 r. And the general, the fucker, not only did not pay these pennies, but also hanged an old order on me, which was stunned before I arranged - 25 kr. The police are scared if I don’t work.
XXX: What did you do?
Would you do Foley here? Idiot is gone. I thought a photo of him on some gay dating site to hang up, but did not.
Is the security service scared?
Yyy: No, just such a pedras like this, there will definitely find your love. He throws me on the grandmother, and I will also arrange for his personal life!

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №32975
 14.07.2010
Nev: I would reduce my breasts
on the contrary. I cannot myself
Buying everything on your chest
Divided by
I would be in your place.
I would take those who divide!
It can be one movement.
Make your personal shoulder.
and life.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №32974
 14.07.2010
From discussion how not to listen to the alarm clock and get up at 6.00.
I have to drink three glasses of water, go to bed and then I wake up at 6 o’clock because I want to go to the toilet.
Dad: You’ll wake up at two and four, and you’ll sleep like a dead man at six.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №32973
 14.07.2010
[00:53:21] <nitnatsnok> do you know the anecdotes?
[00:53:55] <Angelica> I look like a petrosan
[00:54:08] <sweet> is it right? It is great! and :)
[00:55:00] <Angelica> This was a question

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №32972
 14.07.2010
She: You’re always asking such nonsense questions...how can’t you understand...
She: I love you!
He: Blow, the driver took off. Did you write?
She says: Go you go!

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №32971
 14.07.2010
Sunito
Fuck me at work.

Sunito
Really

Sunito
I walked through the corridor, I met a bag of shurshit, chased by the wind. I stretched out my hands, I said: my little brother, fly to me!" I caught, exchanged in the kitchen for a low-salted cucumbers.


[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №32970
 14.07.2010
X: What is a vacation?
YYY: This is when you can be late to work and there is nothing to do about it.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №32969
 14.07.2010
A: You change guys like gloves.
Q: Is it my fault that one is Jewish, the other is stupid, and the third has cut his hair?! to

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