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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №101361
 04.08.2014
The jobs of everyone are different, the modes of everyone are different, the needs for night or day sleep are also different! We borrowed your advice!

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №101360
 04.08.2014
This is:

The day started smoothly and pleasantly, and will continue until the evening at your favorite job. At least I don’t sneeze my nose, although I actually sleep very little at night.

Not everyone starts at 10 a.m. Many go to 7.15, to 7.30... If you get up for 3.5 hours, then you can only run around the house at this time, then to find adventures for yourself.
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I go to 9. At 5-30 it may still be dark, but we have good lighting in the courtyards and quite quiet. You can in principle not run out on the street, but do a charge at home. Things do not change it. It is not about physical education, but about the reluctance to go to work, eating butter on the go. No half-hour of morning sleep is worth it, and this "opportunity to fall asleep" is more exhausting than early waking up.
___________

It just doesn’t come to you that getting up at half six or three in the morning (it also takes time for the road), it’s a few different things. I had to do it, I know what I am talking about. It’s your choice when to get up and how much to sleep at night, but don’t indulge yourself in teaching others what you don’t know.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №101359
 04.08.2014
Rebellion on the ship to rats.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №101358
 04.08.2014
The summer. The heat. of August. Near the vegetable store is a line for apricots, peaches and other tropical fruits. The turn is big, standing after work reluctant, want to get home faster. Word for word, a small mess arises, turning into a small mess. Encouraged by an energetic wife, especially aggressive healthy ambal in a T-shirt with the inscription The University of Oxford. Finally, the line begins to leave the weakest, directed by the skillful hands of the ambal. The line comes to the dirty and stunned man of the bombish look. Ambal shades his quads to the poor, but suddenly a cross or a pocket flies out of the man. Ambal from Oxford flies somewhere behind the boxes. A man who became a hero for a moment, almost with tears in his eyes, says to others:
And the hands remember: I had great hopes in boxing when I was young.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №101357
 04.08.2014
Sometimes it seems to me that the only person in the world who is interested in my opinion is my aunt at the box with her question about the package.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №101356
 04.08.2014
Hunting you in the morning, not up to the end,
to make such a wild
"running" with swallowing butter whole? I am
I wake up 3.5 hours before work.
The day. I keep cats, cook them food, run for them.
A circle around the house, then rest.
I wash in a warm bath, calm.
Breakfast reading and watching.
News... I dress, I hair... and then
Half hour walk to work.
Practically in any weather.
of ice). The day began smoothly and pleasantly.
It will continue until the evening at the beloved.
of work. At least I don’t sneeze my nose, though.
I actually sleep very little at night.

At what time do you start your working day?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №101355
 04.08.2014
I serve in personnel. The old striker brings a report with a request to extend the contract with him until he reaches the LOST age. Here I sit and think, if the LIMIT is 50 years, then it is a banal note, or an outdated box decided to hang in the ranks of the Russian Armed Forces until 80 years?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №101354
 04.08.2014
As a child, I was told that I absorbed knowledge like a sponge.
Now I understand what they meant SpongeBob.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №101353
 04.08.2014
From Wikipedia:

Nitromethane was not classified as an explosive substance until the explosion of a railway tank on July 1, 1958.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №101352
 04.08.2014
Five tips for an engineer
Read "The Mysterious Island’ by Jules Verne
There was an engineer, a goods.
Now a mass stamping.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №101351
 04.08.2014
Comments on Wet Dogs

Spanish
What kind of joke is it to water a frog? Why Why?

BornFree25
To grow better. This is a strange question to hear from spinach.

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №101350
 04.08.2014
xxx: And the Boeing and Airbus are made suddenly from our titan, so the question is who will impose sanctions on whom.
Yyy: And titanium fields, of course, only in Russia?
zzz: Another titan is completely devoid of spirituality. And without spirituality, the aircraft do not want to fuck about the heavenly fortress.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №101349
 04.08.2014
This
>>I came up with the caroche, we initially take fresh 10-flow eggs and send them by mail from Moscow to Vladivostok, this package will not be forgotten by the Russian Post.
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You are funny, and my aunt once guessed us the eggs of the village dozen by mail. From Krasnoyarsk to Novosib. But the local department will remember for a long time ))) They even found our home phone - so they wanted us to pick up the package )))

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №101348
 04.08.2014
The year 2004:
<yore> Elena Malysheva conducts the program "Health" both on television and on radio. Just accidentally heard her on the radio (the conversation is about female diseases):
<yore> "Unfortunately, we can’t show listeners the vaginal device on the radio..."Pause... "Truth, unfortunately, and on television we can’t show it"...

2014: 10 years have passed, changed the name to "live healthy" and now there can show that the vagina hasn't dreamed

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №101347
 04.08.2014
I read the news article: "In Russian legislation will appear the term “aggressor country”".
Deputies, who eat food not for nothing, want to call it countries that impose sanctions on Russia, some of its citizens, etc.

The first comment:
"Does the term ‘hopping country’ not appear?"

[ + 9 - ] Comment quote №101346
 04.08.2014
We go to rest with our loved ones. We try to decide what to buy: a suitcase or a bag on wheels, we try to understand the difference in functionality.
“Well, the bag is so big and...mm...soft, and the suitcase, well, it is so big and...mm...hard!
Purchased a suitcase.
In the evening, mimics and tenderness. The Favourite :
At the bottom of my bag everything turns into a suitcase.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №101345
 04.08.2014
In connection with the U.S. sanctions, all of Microsoft's "pirate" products are now considered "trophy".

[ + 22 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №101344
 04.08.2014
Total gathering of managers who suffer from advertising on the backdoors, etc. Specifically for you, a handful of rebels wrote adblock, but it’s a secret and a secret weapon.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №101343
 04.08.2014
xxx: it's like sex, decided to try something new, anal there, and it went and went, and then jump and you can't normally, but only when you wear a pink pearl, and the girl is tied to the battery. with linuxoids the same stuff - they can no longer normally.

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №101342
 04.08.2014
Yulia
Specifically, I bring you to emotions.

I am an energy vampire.

Alexander is
And I am an energy garlic. have eaten?! to

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