How is it?
Yes, at work there was something.
Thesis not written
Q: A lot more?
In my opinion, all

Hello to you! Who will stay with Farsh? Will you be home before you leave?
My cat’s name is Paštet.

The computer turned off. I immediately shook it up and took it to the balcony, wash it out and see what happened to it. And my mom from the kitchen screams: don’t throw it out, it’s the light gone!!!))

Write properly!"I sell a motorcycle in Kazan"! The motorcycle is big and it never gets into Kazan!!! to

I will
" They wrote:
xxx: I found the focus of evil, on Novocheremushkinskaya street is a two-story building, where on the first floor of the Sberbank, and on the second post office of Russia.

This is FIGN. In Belovezhskaya in one building, the sberbank, the post office of Russia and the fifth. This is the hell."

In Barnaul on the Red Army Prospectus in one building: the Sberbank, the Post of Russia, the Civil Service and the Cadastre Chamber. This is where evil emanations can be seen with the naked eye!!! to

They say that if you really want something, a wish will come true. In the morning, he wanted money and the visit of a beautiful stranger. At lunch, a neighbor called on the door and asked for money for vodka. It worked somehow the opposite.

The post of Russia is about to become a bank
Are they there, Pratchett re-read?

>Where do you get these idiots?! to

Deep, straight from the ground, a large kidney runs. every 4 minutes. The girl is separated from her and through the subway and deep underground crossings falls upwards. She has a slim figure, a short dress in shorts and a bag in the spirit of the latest collections, high heels and painted blonde hair. She can neither write nor read, but she has innate instincts, allowing her to find in the auras of visitors to solariums, beauty salons, CTs and rich men. Also, without special instruction, she can makeup, shop, make phone calls and list magazines.
The girl is perfect - she knows nothing and knows nothing, but the natural features of her appearance and the ability to quickly adapt to the habitat allow her to immediately fit well in life.
Scientists are still observing. They are not allowed to experiment, so as not to interrupt the process of digestion, because. In the light of increasing fertility, these girls are the ideal model of a modern young mother - they are attractive enough to arouse the desire of men to have such a beast at home, and the lack of brain, allows them to easily have children without thinking about how to raise and raise them.
Per soon the kidney will be open to the general public, and everyone will be able to wait for a small amount for the girl, with the necessary options and in the desired configuration.

to this:
A bright example of cognitive dissonance is a book called "How to Teach a Child to a Pot in One Day", consisting of one hundred and fifty-seven pages.

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As was noted in the cartoon "labs, tail... something there":
"It’s better to lose a day and then fly in 5 minutes!"

The epic conversation was...
I ask the senior CSyf:
Do you know how many time zones there are in our country?
Am... 9
Two in geography.
There is a wife:
and two!
I fall into a stupor:
There are two types of times: local and Moscow. Then already three belts, there is still Petropavlovsk-Kamchatsky where it is always midnight!

My quote is at the top! And there is a mistake >_<
This is not how I wanted to go into history.

Can PMS be a whole month?
YYY: No
YYY: This is character

Is it possible to add to the deadly sins of the programmer the development of the Bank-online for Sber for legal entities and the portal of the State Services?

Are you not in a very lyrical mood?
YYY :? No is
I saw a pelican eat a pigeon today.

We went somewhere in the car to ride. I decided to make the girl pleasant, bought a flower, put it in a barbecue, closed it not to the end, you need to go to the barbecue, he opens himself and there is a flower, unexpectedly pleasant, in general, everything should go cool. And so I meet her, we go, I see the cat, I rush, I cut off the bumper... EPIC FAIL

The life of a manipulative cat.

Once one of us two (I or my wife) enters the house (from work or somewhere else), the cat moves out for a meeting and begins to give a sound signal of the type of "myu". So he asks to eat. This happens regardless of the degree of satiety of the animal. If he is filled with food, he stops giving the sound signal. If the food is not served to him, then his small livestock after exactly five minutes still silences and behaves absolutely calmly. I usually come from work an hour before my wife. My cat loves to make me eat first. And then demand that his wife also feed him. A poor woman, seeing the grieving face of the animal, thinks that the ugly husband is back for the guitar, forgetting to feed the cattle. So the cat used to dinner twice. But sooner or later, all these murky tricks emerge. In the most funny way. First, when I come home, I don’t feed the wool, thinking my wife will feed afterwards. Then my husband comes home confident that I’ve already fed him. Thus, the roasted cattle was left without dinner at all several times. The moral of this fairy tale is quite simple - cats are still stupid people. But more sympathetic.

The first partia, as its symbol, chooses an animal that for half a year does nothing and sleeps in its barrel, and in the remaining half a year it only does that it swallows its own belly.
In other words, there was no talk of any public good. and A. Pokrovsky

Separately, young people with two or three higher education of different directions are pleased. Whether they are so stout that they can not decide whether to get to the right university they had to ride a horse
___________
And can everyone at 16-17 really decide what they want to do all their lives? Even if you enter a specialty that you like, the learning process is often disappointing. Interests are changing. Or the parents forced. or found a job not in a specialty that requires professional education.

I am, for example, an educational teacher (parents forced to go to ped-fak), but it is difficult to find a job in the school - most teachers firmly hold for their seats, many are retired. The new schools know how fast they are building. I had to look for a job in another industry, one of the conditions for admission was to receive the appropriate education.

Many are interested in diametrically opposite industries and want to study both. It is sad that because of the undergraduates who openly bought diplomas, many consider those who received 2 or more education to be idiots.

I’m not talking to you anymore!!! to
He: And I will never come to you.
She: Junona and Avos, yopt...

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Friends, please tell me what kind of fireplace is this?
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The switch is turned in the "in" direction, but not to the end, so that the light is not yet on. Fixed by a flash between the box itself and directly the switch lever. The idea is that if you pull out the light bulb, the switch at the expense of the springs will reach its extreme position, and the light will turn on. At the end of the light bulb is attached a thread that stretches at some height from the floor. Any unauthorized invasion causes the thread to be strained, the light is pulled out and the light is turned on.
The main disadvantage is the high probability that someone who went in the night for emergencies will forget about this alarm and provoke a false alarm.
This is the technology version of the mid-1980s.
Most likely, there are later and more technological modifications) Possibly even with the "nano" prefix.