My dog knows the team "What was the team?"



It means approximately the following. You give a command, for example, “Voice! “” He heard it very well, but he freezes to do it.



So if you are not satisfied with the question, “What was the team? ? to ? “ He will whisper loudly, i.e. perform the command “Voice! “”

And this is the situation with any team he did not perform from the first time :)

I finally did a repair in the apartment, now I come home after work and sit missing, I don't know what to do, because a fascinating repair lasting almost a year has already worked in me a habit.

I work in Crimea in a children's camp as a leader. Literally yesterday in the squad of chickens (little children 7-8 years old) someone began to poison horrors before going to bed. As should have been expected, some brother and sister were so insured that they led to nervous hysterics. Fortunately, their father was on a holiday trip in the same city and quickly arrived.

During the meeting this dialogue was:

Q: What happened, who hurt you?

D: We were told about the dead. They said they would come to us at night and eat us.

Q: Let them all lie, the dead do not go and will never come to you. Do not believe? Let’s go to the cemetery and dig your grandmother?

The Jealous:

With the girl in bed all quietly.
The lady of the heart quietly squeezes me in the neck, and then says, "If you lick the neck of the unicorn, then
This will be my favorite taste."
The moral of this fairy tale is this: am I a horn or a unicorn?

This is a phrase from the Disney animated series "Gravity Falls". A twelve-year-old girl said, calm down.

I invited a friend to celebrate the anniversary. He invites you to enter the house, says Utili, through the window. A friend hasn't seen for a long time, I think well, Corphane got drunk, then his girlfriend with bags in the window blinked. What for? Calls me - look at the click, or it is dangerous, it can break. I see, and on the veranda near the entrance door there are two aluminum flags blown up almost to a spherical shape, a terrible thing. It turned out that he put a barrel, but what he didn't think about with the drop of pressure and now waiting for the flags to explode, it's terrible to approach.

Chelsea is complaining. I bought 5 kg of frozen shrimp. Freeze - 1.5 kg of product and 3.5 - water.

XXX: I wondered if I bought such a shit? for such as you "g" and sell

Yyy: When you want a shrimp, normal boys sit in their barracks and go to the sea with their nets.

Xxx: It rains on the street.
I hear, the window is open.
XHX: 50 kilometers between us. In theory, there could be a clear sky in your window, stars, a falling comet, a unicorn, and the invasion of the Martian.

* works in Tyumen in an oil company*
- - - - - - -
I could not clarify. We are here in Tyumen, we all work in oil companies.
And in the morning we drink a glass of oil and snack black caviar.

The Tasmanians

Asked, as a man, to help with physical strength? Well, isn’t it men in every dispute about feminists chewing their muscles? Such a request sounds like "you are stronger than we are." Some even cheer. Not stronger or no desire to pull? Give up all affairs. Asking a woman to wash the floors in your office sounds like 'your grandmother's thing to me to clean the dirt, this is your place, and I'm too king to shake hands. The glory of a fool to such a character will stick absolutely naturally and justified.

Yesterday on the road:
“Tosik, you know the Institute of Russian Language has canceled the word xy.
Wow, you can’t say that!
So this is in Russia, we did not cancel in Minsk, we can still. and :-)

On the way back:
Remember, at the building, you did a lecture on the history of architecture? How is that style called?
Classical architectural style.
I remember it was a short term.
The Institute of Russian Language has already abolished the short term, which has prolonged the technological process in construction. and :-(

by Othello:

Have you caught Pokemon at night?

Alex: yet the name of the furniture brand is very convenient: the instructions are clear, all the details are present (especially small, with duplication)
Assembled and felt a giant of furniture craftsmanship

Max_SPb: in the 8th grade alone assembled a wall of furniture from 5 items. I do not remember any particular difficulties.

Torres: It’s even better. Michelangelo made a statue of David from just one piece of marble
=) is

A joke about the day:

As an experiment, they settle two islands: on one they leave 25 women and one man, and on the other - 25 men and one woman.
It takes some time, come in the beginning with a check-in to the island, where there is a woman. They look, everything is cleaned, everywhere is clean, the palms are tied, the paths are dotted with sand. A woman sits on the throne and cries:
WOW, how did I tell you to sink the sand?
The red...
How did you cook?
The yellow...
What was your account? The fifth? You will be twenty-five!
They come to an island where there are 25 women and one man. They look, everything is dirty, the palms in places are crushed, there is chaos around and a man sits on the palm, at the top, and the women surround her and shout:
Come down, five minutes have passed.

Xhx: I am ugly That’s why they don’t communicate with me.
YYY: Don’t be so upset! They don’t communicate with you because of that.

The problem is not that she refused. Such things really need to be agreed before. And in the fact that, in principle, to ask a man for help is the norm, to ask for help from a woman is shameful and so only fools behave.

Depending on what to ask for help. If the uncle were asked to break through the blurred toilet, he would also refuse with indignation. A "beautiful to serve a table" (we already talked about here) or "choose a bouquet/gift for the boss" any woman would gladly agree.

Leo: I grew up among books (sentimental tears)
Dmitry: "I grew up among the niggers" Eminem

XHH: What are you doing?
I drink tea
HHH: and I caught up
WOW: O_O
The Cacao! I drink cacao!
See also: xDDD

The weather in Russia is always good for me. We, for example, do not have sandstorms, ferocious hurricanes and other delights like others. I would say that for me bad weather does not exist in principle - there is only "uncomfortable" weather. Is it raining? It is uncomfortable to take an umbrella. A cold cold? It is uncomfortable to wear warm clothes and freeze in the wind. The heat? It is uncomfortable to sweat and you need to shower more often. And some are accustomed to cheating about any weather deviations from the norm - I don't understand this.

<dsmirnov> Today is the day of special communications and FSO information, be careful, they today drunk will walk around your computers and beat your files.

>>>>- to me the Ketaians wrote “Deer Sergey”

Could have written "Deer Sirgay"