A friend writes that she learned that the man she lovingly follows from the side had a grandmother, and the girlfriend now finally drops him forever and there will never be anything between them. A man lives a life full of drama that he doesn’t even know about.
Youth is given to everyone in a row, but old age is reached only by the most patient.
I work in an office that is engaged in finishing work, in particular flooring. And one day our brave assembler laid a laminate at one aunt. As is often the case, stumbled on a client who just can’t please, who has a bunch of requirements that contradict the technology of laying and common sense. During the reception of the job, the aunt began to say that everything was not suitable for her, the work had to be reworked and the ways of withdrawal were barred. She called the office and told the director that she would not let the caretaker out of the apartment. The director said, “Leave it to yourself, I never liked it.” According to the master, the aunt was silent for 30 seconds and went to open the door.
Per I will be a member of the State Duma for at least a month. Not for the sake of profit, but to settle the debts, go to sea, take a car, and at least once get money for sleeping at work. You can, eh?
xxx: Today I dreamed like I went to a public bath, and there are two branches: one for all, and the other - only for Orthodox. Well, I think fucking you will prove that I am unorthodox. I went to Orthodoxy. And there everything is somewhat dirty, dirty, the men and the grandmothers are ugly washed. Sorry about it, straight.
XHH is a peacock. Ozone products offer
I have lived...)
The eternal values.
WOW: I didn’t offer... Remember!
Ohhhhhhhh?
WOW: I once bought a whole line of inflatable aunts. And then blowed them up and broke, crazy hookup. Bite them for the breasts to fly with a whistle.)
You need to be treated for many years. Many years of treatment.
From a chat game:
The new mouse must first be brought to the church and sprinkled with holy water.
Then go to the mosque, read with her prayer.
XXX: Then in the synagogue
What are they doing in the synagogue?
YYY: The circumcision
You are so burned that you want to wash.
Chicken with wind:
This is not a funny story. That is, you planned with a light heart to arrange an outbreak of the disease? You know, idiots piece,what can give a child a complication on the internal organs, and an adult to send to that world? I’m sure it’s going to shake you, Mom, don’t burn. Have you ever asked anyone if you were sick as a child? Its infectiousness is almost 90%. and. You idiot, you should have called a doctor.
It is treated with antihistamines and greens.
I studied in class 6. He was a decent shit, an outstanding athlete and the joy of his parents, even beer has never tried and what condoms are needed for did not know. As soon as I came home after school, no one was at home, I called my father to work and said that I was going to the cinema with my classmates, I will be in the evening. And now a classmate will come to me to finish a math task, and then we will all go to the cinema together.
The youth came and did the lesson. Time before the movie was left and I made an omelette, in the process of cooking one egg broke a curly hand past the bowl. Without a back-thinking thought, he took a dirty kitchen towel, wiped it out, and threw it into dirty underwear. Then we all go to the cinema, walk around the houses.
Nothing predicted trouble for me. But when I come home, my father meets me and says I need to talk seriously.
They put me in the kitchen with my parents a very strict look, I am all on betrayal, what I did. Thoughts revolve in my head, or no, they learned about the trio in Russian (at the time it was the most serious crush that could be imagined) But here begins an absolutely incomprehensible monologue from my parents - about what, boys, girls, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys and boys. After 20 minutes, which seemed an eternity to me, Mom gets a slicked towel. The most stupid dialogue follows. I still don’t understand what the problem is.
Cyril, what is it? (Showed on the towel)
About the towel.
What is on him?
The egg broke accidentally.
How broke it?
- Well so, with Yulia omelette made and accidentally missed, had to wipe with a towel
With Julia? The omelet? (I think my father looked at me respectfully at that moment, but I’m not sure.)
Well yes. I was hungry. There was nothing in the refrigerator.
What omelette do I eat? The chicken eggs?
Well, what other eggs do we have?
And here it comes to them. My father begins to laugh. Mom smiles uncomfortable. I didn’t talk to my parents about sex.
Big Brother Yandex is watching! It was worth writing about the book "I went to drink", as soon as a banner from Yandex Direct appeared: "Self-driving devices, excellent quality, a guarantee of 50 years".
XXX: And my sister bound me such a gorgeous shirt with a cross!
YYY : LOL!
HH: What is wrong?
yyy: It’s the same as "I wrote the JavaScript driver here".
Q: Did you know that since this year the radio points have officially been turned off?
Wow, I’ve heard something like that.
Q: Do you know how an emergency warning will now be produced in the event of a nuclear war?
In the e-mail?
HGH: Almost of course. by SMS.
WOW: Then if I get an SMS from the Emergency Service with the text ‘grrrr’, I’ll know that the zombie apocalypse has begun.
Why does an adult who has a tabular weapon call a trench a rope?
Well, probably because of why it calls the tabular weapon "pest")))
At the exhibition Cyberfest 2016 in Yekaterinburg, the stand of the Ministry of Defense of the Russian Federation was best presented.
In our city, the safest place is the cemetery, because there are dead copnics lying there, and on the streets, the scuca, the living...
I watch a video of a Russian girl (like an emigrant) feeding Russian food to two American guys. They eat honey from Russia.
What do you do with the bees, what makes this honey special?
They force them to drink vodka.
on the forum discussion of laughing dogs all day in the neighbor's apartment
XXX: Tell a Story
My mother has a dog.
She was taken to guard the garden with her mother, as she often disappeared there alone.
Fuchs lived there in the summer, and in the winter in the city.
In the winter, the whole day in the absence of the mother oral the whole house, because (apparently) from childhood to loneliness was not used to.
In general, came out of a position who may seem cruel, but effective - a device was acquired that is attached to the collar and heracles the dog with electricity if he laughs.
The first time a whistle is spread
second time hive - whisper louder and longer
The third time - Herax
Very quickly our dog learned to loathe in this device (maximum one time limited, he heard the sound and stuck)
YYY: Is it the same, but for a woman?
From 8 to 10 – action.
How to understand?
This means that from 8 to 10 in the morning he has a planned feat. Well, what would you say, Mr. Mayor, about a man who goes to the feat every day, exactly to the service?
I am serving myself, Sugar. Every day at nine in the morning I have to go to my magistrates. I will not say that this is a feat, but there is something heroic in it.
In fact, there is only meaning in a long-term relationship when the person who is next to you becomes a genuine parent. You know all his intonations, you feel the mood, you know all the secrets of character, and in the end you know how to reconcile and what to expect from him. All its weaknesses and shortcomings cause a smile and some warmth in the shower. And you can tolerantly say to him “envious hysteria,” “leave the steam off,” “what did you do this time?” You stop trying to make an impression, and you become yourself, knowing that they love not your image, but you. And it is easy. You are not playing. You live next to him. The most important thing is that nothing happens to him. Permanent relationships are serious, responsible, difficult, but they are worth it because they have a future. Everything else makes no sense.