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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №131691
 05.08.2016
Xxx: So it turned out that I crumble on my right leg, not shaved to the state of "almost beard", I don't like people and I have a bad habit of throwing small objects. I wear a white shirt by activity.
Yesterday I watched Doctor House for the first time and was terrified to see who I was turning into.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №131690
 05.08.2016
The funny names.
A friend’s friend was nicknamed Vilka.
And all why. I drank beer at night at his house, and a friend started to bite.
Well, she whipped that wool in her leg. I barely got to the table.)

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №131689
 05.08.2016
xxx: I have been interested in my girlfriend for 12 years, and I have to come up with something new with my boyfriend after six months of relationship. How is it?! to

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №131688
 05.08.2016
Today I found an undisclosed banner:

Are you playing Pokemon Go?
Play Pokémon in 7 days! The intensive immersion.
Cost of the course: 29 000 rubles
Japanese in 7 days

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №131687
 05.08.2016
Today's date on class of mathematics or computer science: 2².2³.2⁴

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №131686
 05.08.2016
Technique in the Home

Pf-f-f... When I wrote the diploma (in the meantime I was still working), I forgot about this technique. It was like throwing clothes into the machine, putting something from food in the microwave, showing programs, turning on, and... and all. I could remember after two days that the washed (ah, and acidified) things would be time to pull out, turn off the machine itself, pull out the food from the microwave that begins to kick out... And here in some, I see, everything is easy and simple, everything is done.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №131685
 05.08.2016

Beautiful today was on the clocks at night: "01:02 04.08.16"

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №131684
 05.08.2016
A bottle of kefir and baton is the standard breakfast of a space pirate. Chris and Joyce won’t lie.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №131683
 05.08.2016
NN: "Well, do you know what kind of thinking he has? Approximately such. I found a mirror, looked into it – my face, that is, my mirror, but I don’t remember when I lost it. This is the logic of the assessment of what is happening. I would say - among you, humanitarian, widespread".

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №131682
 05.08.2016
I used to think that manna flour is made from a plant called manka. At the age of 27, I was told that this was not the case. It was from wheat.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №131681
 05.08.2016
Reading the post about Zohye saw the opinion that many people go to the steep fitness clubs "to eat" and remembered their story.

Last winter he went to the Baptism to dive into the pit and called the neighbor for every chance (suddenly the heart will catch). I get out, I get out, I get out. The neighbor (she is not married) looked up and said: "I thought of men in cocktails and nightclubs to look for, but we need to come to the doorstep. The figure is immediately visible, the ring is not removed, and... what males!!! “Well, I’m wearing glasses!” At that time, the men were hiding without cowards:)))

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №131680
 05.08.2016
In Britain, a woman after a successful surgery to remove a tumor bought a lottery ticket. He won £80 million.
222: I have had a similar case. Remove the appendicitis. Soon there will be a tooth!

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №131679
 05.08.2016
>Don’t confuse anchoes with capers.

Oh what it is! Just the same! And I couldn’t figure out where the association with olives came from. Spammy man!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №131678
 05.08.2016
My boyfriend is one year older, studied at the same school, dating began closer to the end. When his last call approached, the guy decided to introduce me to relatives at this very celebration. How unknown. and carefully.

Having expressed sincere joy and impatience, I began to think convulsively about the appearance, replicas, appropriate compliments. At first, she wanted to dress "beautifully", color and establish herself as an acceptable option, at least from the point of view of genetics. But so I could not be considered a sufficiently acceptable option from the point of view of the moral foundations and the riches of the inner world. At the end of the day, I looked like a puritan priest’t be fooled.

Here they stand. He himself, his parents and his aunt. Somewhere there is a declared aunt daughter-semi-grade. I tactically approach the barrel and begin to actively engage the conversation. Everything is going well, when getting acquainted with me show joyful, ask about successes in studies and further plans. A little distant, but generally normal.

Aunt's daughter fits with the same seven-class friend. As if breathing out with relief, the boy’s parents say to me:

- But the girls are back, go for a walk with them, or how much you miss with adults here.

And now a guy:

Is your girlfriend coming soon?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №131677
 04.08.2016
Judging by the rate of increase of taxes, excise duties, fines, etc. In a few years, the prophecy of Gianni Rodari will be fulfilled:
Every Chipolino in our country will pay a tax for sneezing, for air, a penalty for gradient and 15 days for feeding in the wrong place.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №131676
 04.08.2016
The Craytor’s Canoist was admitted to the Olympics after the ICF’s decision was revised.

The Craytor Canoeist is some horrible spell.

Worse than Avada Kedawr.

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №131675
 04.08.2016
Overall, Batman is just a man who arranged his garage, and there was no woman to stop him.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №131674
 04.08.2016
The year 1983.

In Estonia recently started to produce beautiful plastic bags similar to imported, at first there was only 3-4 patterns and many went with similar ones. We had the same half-group at the institute.



After the lessons, they went to the self-service store and left a package with conscripts on the table before entering the shopping hall. They left the room, picked up their bags again and went on to walk. After 15-20 minutes, I feel like something is wrong with the package. I have a bottle of vodka in my bag.



In the first five minutes I roasted with a comrade representing the face of a guy who now opens my bag at home and finds condiments instead of vodka.



We came back to the store and there too, everything was crazy - a guy just left looking for a package of vodka in the store. I was given his address, he left, and went to him to exchange packages.



Such a surprised and grateful look as he had when he met me with his package, I had never seen again in my life.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №131673
 04.08.2016
Monday – 8 hours of rallies, Tuesday – 8 hours of rallies with two 5-minute breaks. Wednesday - in the breaks between the rallies and the answers to questions, a little work was done. Today is Thursday morning and this fool sends a letter asking for a report on what has been done over the week. How do you develop the software? and ;)

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №131672
 04.08.2016
The title:
Wassermann in Sevastopol. People listened to the lecture until night.

The commentary:
Hi wise Basurman. The beard of cotton, you brought us the answers, virgin lochmaty!)))

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