It was a joke...
I know (I know)
M - I understand
I represent you (:
I am a Nikon.

To die for Russia is now accepted in London.

As a child, when we had a lot of guests, I liked to add a drop of iodine to tea without notice. The color and taste of the tea from this do not change, but if you soak the bulk in it, it will be painted in a piercing blue color. Children at the adult table are given little attention. This is how you sit, make a bite, bite, chew off... Gradually all the conversations stop, no one eats or talks anymore – everyone looks with horror...

Roskomnadzor has published a full list of “pirate” sites. thank you!! I’m tired of looking for them all over the internet.

xxx:... and then Java will disappear as a class.
What a subtle irony...

Hello, I am getting married
yyy: I hope "I marry" is this not a verb?

I am a subscriber of the Green Operator. The days needed to buy 2 room, ordered through the online store, calls the mobile girl, clarify the details. The connection is terrible, everything breaks, in the middle of the conversation, the connection is interrupted. After half an hour, he calls back, we finish... Finally he says to me: "And give me, please, another phone number. You have a very bad relationship".
and self-critical.

Dear WoT's and sheep!
Where can I see your costume?

They say, “He had two miserable marriages.” Thus e. If people are separated without having time to ruin each other's lives, it is a "failure".

But if they bite each other’s brain and spinal cord and continue to do so, the marriage is successful!

No man, you don’t understand...
When you go out, and your trousers are really wet from the sweat on your ass, on your trousers, and it is really visible, but you no longer have the strength to be ashamed - you just fuck.
When you go out and think that the most brutal slam on the prodigy was just a child’s fun compared to this...
When you go out, and you, instead of boxers, have strings, and you are not quite sure that you have not lost your anal virginity along the way...
Then you can think you know the metro.
This is our summer!" (c)

Mr. proud > In that month for the car loan paid... It turns out my salary can live! =) is
J@h > Ah, and when you close the mortgage, you will find that you have a high salary =)

Sometimes, when I forget the player at home, I witness very funny dialogues in the subway (the author’s slogan is preserved): a boy and a girl of 20 years are driving next to me, a boy demonstrates a student ticket and says proudly:
I studied at Baumanka before.
Why are you not studying now?
Boy (in his voice heard all the sadness and injustice of the world): -Do you know what to do there??? I have to go to the class every day!!! to

A friend from his father on the phone:

Father: Hi son, what are you doing?
Yes, the chicken is hot.
Father: Well, let’s heat your chicken. A cute one? How are they called?
Friend O_O

Below the window is a children’s playground. A deaf sound of blowing, a scream, and then the voice: "Bingo!!and "

I work as a sysadmin in a small company. The manager asked her to connect the headphones to the computer. I pulled, sat under the table, connected. At this time, the Internet (a failure with the provider) falls slowly, and, accordingly, the mail ceases to work. People start to be scared:
The SMTP server does not respond, what to do?
I sit under the table, thinking about what might have happened, I’m silent.
Girl, fun – Don’t touch him, he’s hiding! xd

Friendship is when you don’t post a photo because it didn’t work well.

To this "First write here that "I marry with breasts", then complain here that the wife is stupid. Do you have any thoughts?"

Better a fool with breasts than a fool without breasts :)

to this
A century ago, I decided to travel by bus. A young family couple. The wife is obviously dissatisfied, and the evil looks at her husband. He tries to explain:
M: Listen, I’m not to blame that this thing broke in the car.
J: What kind of thing? (of course)
Yes, the wheel is turning.
What is noise?
M: What a shredder, this is a grenade.
G: equal angular speeds, fool
And he did not break in you, oh, he crushes only at the angle of acceleration, that is. Turn the wheel.

Nemo pause, the guy wiping out his eyes looks at the faithful

J: Yes, dear, before cooking you borsches, I worked as an engineer-constructor at the CB of mechanical engineering.

Chess and Mat

It seems to me alone that it is at least strange that the husband only, apparently, now learned who his faithful worked? Is it so secretive or is it so secretive? Do you get married then?

I found on the forum - a quote from an American motorcycle driver who travelled through Russia:
When you drive and see in the mirror that you are catching a truck with the inscription HOMO (OMON mirrorly looks like NOMO, which is translated as GOMO), the point involuntarily shrinks.

Men are unpredictable. In front of some women, they are ready to take off their hats for a lifetime, and in front of others - only cowards!
And we, the poor, sit down and guess which one of us is more fortunate.