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[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №85863
 20.08.2013
Two guys
Buy a calculator!
I have a computer.
In the bathroom you will suddenly want to count!
I have a phone.
Do you go to the toilet with your phone?! to
No, with a calculator!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №85862
 20.08.2013
Mm to:
XXX: It was somewhere in early April.
I walk on the sidewalk and see the gloves lying. I thought that the woman going in front of her fell, picked up, wanted to give. But I see, the gloves are men’s, obviously not her. I took it and threw out the gloves. In the back, some drunk spotted "ei, I lost the gloves!" I did not explain anything to him, picked it up and went on. He threw it out at the corner again. A fool came out of the balcony again. So he carried his gloves almost to the house, and there he threw them into the garbage.

_____ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

And in our time on the branch of the nearest tree or bush hanged. The sadness.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №85861
 20.08.2013
Vartex91:...In fact, from the next generation, cars will be equipped with devices that scan the edges of the road.
Throwable: I fear that in Russia such an intelligent car will simply refuse to drive because of the impossibility of determining the edges of the road or the road itself.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №85860
 20.08.2013
From OpenNet:
It is yes. The reality is that Google is worse than Microsoft.
Why is?
Patamucha Gugel from Watching Yu.
It doesn’t go into the wallet.
This will be fixed soon. We're working on it.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №85859
 20.08.2013
Lesson
Yes, this is a serious question.
As a philologist.
Sustainable turnover "fuck-collect" is synonymous with the verb "fuck"?

Nashville
How to use the concept of synonyms. To your attention, synonyms in the world of unity! At least in the languages I know.

Fucking and fucking are phrases equivalent. That is, their meanings are similar, but there are some grammar and syntax differences.

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №85858
 20.08.2013
Comment on the beautiful video "Don't forget to breathe while watching" - "Closer! My younger brother is suffocated, because he can’t read!!and "

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №85857
 20.08.2013
My boyfriend and I are going to live together. We discussed possible household problems on the shore.
I’m going to cook and clean. What will you do?
He says, I will eat meat.
And from useful?
It is beneficial for vegetables.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №85856
 20.08.2013
from the conference of administrators about dance with the drum

...
Sometimes it helps just to stand next to the user and everything starts to work right away.
- Syndrome "It is itself"))
This is "The Effect of Master Presence"
Do not forget the break!! to
- 70% of problems, as strange as they are solved...)))
This is a fiction (many of them are). They repair different devices from the inside. People think it worked out on its own.
Whoever has a fixy, please give it for divorce. ;)
- And the Fiksiks, I understand, live on the automator (because when it arrives, everything seems right away?)
In the beard.
- Yes, I rarely have a beard, but when I am next to the user, the break often starts to work, and women automers will agree with this.
"Surely the physics live on the head of the automator and feed on smart thoughts in exchange for repairing equipment. Users are not planted because of the lack of feed base!

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №85855
 20.08.2013
It dictates the serial number of the computer. I get to the letter G. I say:
- G (ji) as "George".
The guy at the end asks:
What is the point "G"?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №85854
 20.08.2013
The translation of the names in the porn lab has always been marked by unexpected semantic turns, but "Chicks Gone Wild #3 / Angry Puppies #3" even broke me off.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №85853
 20.08.2013
Life is painful and hopeless.
There is no point in being in vain.
Love is Dead by Natasha
Natasha is 10 years old.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №85852
 20.08.2013
It was necessary to see the eyes of the Turks looking after the ship with the anchor spreading on the wind.
– – – – –
In this regard, I remembered the anecdote: "Captain! The cockroach floated!

This is a bad note..."

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №85851
 20.08.2013
Being an adult is good :) No one should spend money on batteries for toys on the radio control.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №85850
 20.08.2013
Read the news: "In Canada, drivers have installed a deer detector". I think there are elves not only among drivers.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №85849
 20.08.2013
We have one man and one director.
Who gave me the power? It is like an absolute monarchy.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №85848
 20.08.2013
Let it go. Sorry for not calling, my father went to the hospital, I didn't have time at all. I must be)
by 09:31:04
and more)

Anastasia
You are already in debt.
by 09:32:14

Oleg
Well, even if you haven’t borrowed money.
by 09:32:56

Anastasia
Yes, I’t pay at all.)
by 09:33:26

Oleg
I should get married)
by 09:33:43

Anastasia
Borrowing you money?? to

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №85847
 20.08.2013
Alexis
In Canada, if a student asks a teacher a question on his subject, and the teacher does not answer, the student is awarded a prize and the teacher is automatically dismissed from the college.
by 11:11:49
I would have been like that (

Sergey
Marijuana is recognized as a medicine.
by 11:12:46
We are here (

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №85846
 20.08.2013
Talk about moving to a new apartment, reasoning on how we will live there and the like:

"Do we have a pet?
So why? Why have a pet?
There is something living nearby.
Am I no longer alive?
You... Yeah, you are already a half-dead man, who is trying to die all the time, but he fails and is very proud of it.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №85845
 20.08.2013
Product Costyle, version 1.0
Found bug: on the smooth surface, the shell slides, which is why sick people often fall
Resolved in version 1.1: a long shaft with counterweights is added so that the inertia does not allow the user to fall quickly.
Discovered bug: long six clinging to buildings and passers
Resolved in version 1.2: warning signs and sound alarms are added at the end of the six.
Found bug: due to the increased weight of the shell is difficult to move sick people
Resolved in version 1.3: added wheel with pedals
Discovered bug: single-legged people can not spin pedals
Resolved in version 1.4: extra pedal removed.

[ + -2 - ] Comment quote №85844
 20.08.2013
Girl, let’s take a cup of coffee with you?? to
Where, at what time?
I did not see any response of interest. So far!

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