How long have children been given coffee? Up to five years is considered harmful, but we were not given six. Cacao was given, hot chocolate was given. Coffee was not given. 1980 to 1985.

The Cyclone Zoo! (In the same years)

mmx_166: In an interesting time we live: the screen of the phone 5" is a little, subsistence minimum. Pizza is delivered on quadricopters. The cars drive and park themselves. To buy a powerful multi-core smartphone, it is enough not to smoke for a month. The device in its appearance does not differ from the dashboard (iPad) without a single wire works and gives access to any open information of mankind. Instead, people are really watching for cats and cats on the internet, but still...
The clock that needs to be charged every day, the headphone for the phone in the form of a phone...
I sit, read on the forum, which firmware is best suited to my...
The lighthouse!! Light with one button and it is browsed through the programmer! about the times and the morals)))

Cats have one property, and I admire them. Cats do not admit guilt, they are not embarrassed. at all! A cat will do a foolish thing - you won't say it about him. The dog turns the lamp and immediately sees who is to blame. Cats are not such, cats do not admit guilt. The cat goes to the next class.
What, what what? I am a cat, I am a cat. Something is broken, ask the dog.

Boy and Girl:
Q: Do you have a five-year plan?
D: not
D: I don’t even have plans for tomorrow.
Q: If there are no plans for tomorrow, can we meet?

For some people, the worldview and the universe are so small that they fit between their legs.
Joseph of Egypt

At one of Henry Ford’s factories, a brigade of workers received money for resting. It was a service brigade that was responsible for the uninterrupted operation of the conveyor. In other words, the repairers. They were only paid when they were sitting in the rest room. As soon as the red lamp of the breakdown of the assembly line was lit, the counter stopped, charging them money.
First, they always made repairs promptly to return to the rest room faster. Secondly, they made repairs always qualitatively so that they did not have to leave the room soon due to the same malfunction.

The Rabbi of Mukachev died and stood before God.
Where are you born? God asked him.
“In Austria-Hungary,” replied Rabbi.
Where did you go to Heather School?
In the Czechoslovakia.
Where did you marry?
In the Hungary.
Where was your firstborn born?
In the Third Reich.
Where were your grandchildren born?
In the USSR.
Where did you die?
In the Ukraine.
“My dear Rabbi,” said God, “you have had to travel a lot in your life.
“No, God,” replied the rabbi. I have not left my hometown all my life.

- xxxx, again, how are the naked babies related to the topic of the article?
- yyyy, I think naked girls are appropriate in any context. This is when they are dressed, it is a controversial question: appropriate or not.

xxx: Stasia found in Istria my query: "naked pink slopes online without text and registration"
Who was there at my house and was looking for it???? to
YYY: I, but the request is not mine
Zzzz: It was me.
XXX: Fuck...
XXX Why God?? to
zzz: you were so nervous when I explored the cash mosaic
Zzzz: What I decided to leave you in memory

Yyy: I will tell you more - women and watch often =D
yyy: One of my groupmates recognized the groupmate because I already saw his ass somewhere, and I remember where!)))
Yyy: She didn’t remember the face, but here’s the ass great =D

Two thousand years later, people will excavate the “Matrix” discs and the Crusades will begin between:
Orthodoxy recognizes only the first part.
The morphicists believe that morphus will only remove them from the matrix.
- Neosites that will deny the importance of other characters
The most aggressive in any camp will be the wicked who have not understood anything, but they need to offend a neighbor for something.
Most sufferers will be those who will say that this is just a movie.

Players are such gamers)))
I am sitting in the pharmacy, listening to the conversation between the buyer and the seller.
A child of three years. How to take this medicine?
Children from one to three years take one measurement spoon.
One-dimensional spoon... what is it?
And then it came ?

From comments from Habr:

111 What if?Ozone in Russian translation. Let’s see the adequacy. In Russian, it is three times cheaper than the original.

222: Transportation costs

111: Non-financial expenses How then do the Chinese sell a piped rope for $0.95 and free shipping? Do they also make profits?

ZZZ: There is no revenue. But one day, the boy gets a team from the Center and shouts “Great Mao!” and goes to kill everyone. =) is

by Evgenia Beljakova:

Cats under the window scream very much like pebbles. You close your eyes and you are in the palace of Padishah :)

You will find out about the successor of Yakunin when white smoke goes out of the shelter (Twitter)

Wizzard Rick:
Chota was sad. As part of this disappointment, went to buy pets, according to the old memory. But unfortunately, we have the region to a sufficient extent Buddhist, so we have to bite the drizzle. And so that you can understand all the sense of lightlessness and gracelessness - in our region you can buy a cosher matza with the taste of bacon.
Beyonce and Karl!! to

If a man is an idiot, it will be long.
I sit at work, choking over German verbs. There are guys in the department. One approaches, looks through his shoulder and asks:
Why is this for you?
I will learn German and change my job to one where money is given.
The first fell under the table. Somewhere from the corner:
There "you can give you fantastic" is enough.
Half an hour of brownies. The Unknown (

The St. Petersburg tragedy with elements of crime and action in three parts, is presented by newspaper headlines.

part one.
"On the head of Chizik-Pyžik was put a condom".
"Unknown people stumbled over the chizik-pychik, stopping him from ‘breathing’".

Part of 2.
"Conservative from Chizik-Pyzhik in St. Petersburg will be removed by the city authorities".
"St. Petersburg officials promise to release Chizhik-Pyzhik from the condom".
Chizik-Pyzhik has been suffocating in a condom for 4 days - no one can remove the condom from a little bird.

part three.
"Rescue of the Monument of Chizik-Pyzik from a condom".
"There was a brave man who was not afraid to remove the condom from Chizik-Pyzik".
"Petersburger removed a condom from Chižik-Pyžik, risking his life".
The resident of St. Petersburg independently “saved” Chizhik-Pyzhik from a condom".

What heroic did you do this Monday?

Devaikin: Again a call from the "Center for the Study of Societies. The opinion" The poll is being conducted in connection with the upcoming elections of the mayor of Moscow in September. O_O
kbushminkin: a call from the past?! to
Devaikin: and from the future) should ask a question of verification: what is the exchange rate of the euro.

The first pro-rector of UFU Serostan ("effective manager") conducted the certification of engineers at the physics factory and asked the astrophysicist who is studying the stars: "And who allowed you to work at night?"